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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Cafaro
Jun 23, 2026 7:27 PM
DrKonrad
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_J._Cafaro
lamontcranston
cartoonishly evil
TomWest61
I need a new function from imgur: To hide this face and the all faces from the Trump family. This where a really good inovation from imgur.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SmashySashimi
The Rescue Rangers are gonna want to know about this.
NeverEnoughFoxes
The guy looks like a villain from a Tim Burton film.
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
dfairchild1216
Did you really expect him to give it to someone legit?
w0rkh0lic1
That looks like an AI generated image when someone asks for an image of a clearly corrupt imaginary businessman. He looks fake.
TuffyTDog
Looks just like Max Bialystock from "The Producers", which definitely tracks.
furioustomato
I don't care what you say, Zero Mostel had more class in his little pinky than John Cafaro's entire bloodline.
RIxspacexCK
he and other relatives inherited 800 million from his dead father. failing businesses, illegal activities, bribery and womanizing. a trump copycat. no wonder trump hired him.
weidermeijer
Not only hired him, but no-bid contract, PLUS by claiming vandalism, he doesn’t need to repair his fuck-up.
furioustomato
He literally looks like someone cosplaying as a slimy businessman.
JackHL01
jtxyz
That cigar looks so weirdly poorly photoshopped in.
I'm on board with the rest, but the cigar is jarring.
LongSerpent
And this dude's company is called WHAT?!?!
Dolenmorgul
He looks like a Dick Tracy villain
RoyDMercer
The guy even looks slimy.
tonehoundsmoser9
Wait until you see his pool work
alcamar
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bDI1MGdkbnVxa2NkaTZzbmFucnNmdzNhemEycWtnN2gydGdsbW01MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5/200w.webp
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
karlfrack
Cafaro is definitely working the power of the urn.
FailureFactory
He looks like Gomez Addams' evil twin from a mirror dimension who hates his family and steals money instead of handing it out.
16KTS
Why does he look like a Saturday morning Cartoon villain?
brownribbon
I know that’s a glare, but I choose to believe that he parted his hair twice.
kooooll
Would you buy a water purification system from him?
Antifalalalala
GCRust
Paul Bearer's still alive?!
Daliena06
Is he *trying* to look like a villain in a teenager comedy movie, or does that just come to him naturally?
moodytravesty
He grew his moustache out quite a big wider in recent years.
psstuphere
He should go to jail for being too sexy
bbrtki
Bribes by the gallon
orthodoxorthography
Why does he look like the bad guy in a movie where the good guy is a golden retriever? 😭😭😭
ReggieWarrhol
No wonder its all green and shoddily repaired - look at the slime ball.
cambriago13
Cartoonier than fucking cartoons at this point.
newphonewhoodis
At first I thought this was just a cosplay of a cartoonishly evil villain.
HandoB4Javert