And quickly afterward the Samsung CEO explodes.

Mar 6, 2017 11:43 PM

It's my first cake day and, in keeping with the trend, here's the first thing I ever favorited.

funny

Don't worry, you can remove the built-in gay by microwaving your phone.

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Samsung CEO ups the news by bribing government officials.

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And then exploded

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Did the Samsung CEO announce it with that horrible whistle?

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Hes gayer

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happy cake day

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I used to love my galaxy, but had to disable auto update because of the crippling bloatware and the constant popups for Samsung pay.

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Up yours, Samsung. And up yours plus 'round the corner, ATT. Now I need to shop for a new brand of phone.

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So the Samsung CEO is flaming?

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Wouldn't being flaming him make him weak to water rather than resistant?

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Congration, you done it

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No but I bet you can guess where to plug in the earphones

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Yeah it's the cheap batteries, I heard.

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Oh my god this comment needs way more recognition

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