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Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/insultmedaddy/ (same name on twitter)
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Part 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/qfAStc8
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FP EDIT!
Feel free to send t itties, kitties, insults or whatever you have/want.
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ImgurPrince
Alright, Timmy, we get it; Billy took your apple juice
AlienVsPredatorVsBrownVsTheBoardOfEducation
“THAT’S WHY YOUR MOM’S IN A FUCKIN’ WHEELCHAIR!”
Trollydarollypolly
White crayon is very important if you're good at coloring with crayons.
exponentiallymusical
#1 It's supposed to be instructions on the heel.
RatchetTheWusky
20 whats wrong with that... 3:
Chrispybeercan
I bet you've seen more dick ends than weekends
AnotherAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
You have the same personality as a wobuffet with asbergers and the intelligence of an lobotomized slowpoke
guactopus
Next time the bully comes around imma whip out my phone and, if he doesn't take my phone, I'll get him so good
attofreak
Just don't let him read the @ watermark.
YouAreDrunk
You made me laugh
IStoleALoafOfBread
#2 doesn't know how an egg is fertilized
TheManWithTheVan
Oooh! How about “The best part of you dripped down your mothers asscrack”
SynMonger
And ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
DavosWritesInShortHand
Is that you John Wayne? Is this Me?
Rifneno
I was arguing with someone once and as I left I said, without even thinking, "I refuse to give you more attention than your parents did."
DigitalFilm
Gold ! lmao
bantagin
When grandpa roasts you
TehWolfs
+000001 for labels
YouAreDrunk
Thank you very much
iamsecretsquirrel
I'm southern, all we need is 'bless your heart'...
TwoSquirrelsInAWoolSock
Southern also. You can tack on insults afterwards for added effect. Bless your heart, darlin’, your brain’s about as useful as a burnt bulb.
Gayforbae
yuugian
He means well
OliverClothesoff70
Or "How nice!"
JeffGodofBiscuits
If your brain exploded it wouldn't even mess up your hair.
97thstep
If brains were gunpowder you couldn't blow your nose.
FormerlySable
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.
97thstep
Beat me to it.
ravnicrasol
Brutal
bobstallone
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
#17 is odd... white crayon IS important when you're using crayons to paint light and reflections...
drizztx
^ I found the artist!
dannytski
futureman3000
Or my personal favorite: You're a big dummy and your feet smell and your face is stupid.
arcadia2000
"Nobody likes you and your face is dumb."
dark12
Calm down Satan
NachoPete
We have found the Shakespeare of our age.
LochNessMister
I'm Rpecial
christinthefoothills
I would revise one of these to read: If I wanted to kill myself, I'd jump off of your ego and land on your IQ
apercent
It's a little pathetic to use an insult list tbh
NachoPete
"You're the type of nimrod who picks insults off of a list."
sadbtdru
The best part of you dripped down the inside of yer maw's leg.
JustGoWithIt191
#2 actually the first sperm to get to the egg usually isn't the one to get in, because they have to dissolve the eggs membrane first. 1/2
redegaite
You sound fun to be around.
JustGoWithIt191
the sperm that gets there once a bunch of other sperm have worn down the egg is the one that gets in.Then the zygote becomes impenitrable2/2
putthatinyourjuiceboxandsuckit
DatSEAsian4ever29
Why is it because you're triggered?
Sirsir94
Some are funny, some are edgy
nettiebean
No one is going to talk about #9 being from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
cantstopfire
Yeah we all know, and probably seen the gif of it 1000 times.
PrinceSatisfactory
Ni
farnation
i blow my nose at you, you son of a silly person
arcadia2000
Right? Like, despite the fact that we all know where it came from, don't stick your @ after that like you own it.
Wanderingmaniac
Unpopular opinion here. I actually like the top part of a bread.
IainG101
It makes the best cheese on toast
Oskuh
Thethingfromtheshadows
The end pieces make the best toast. I hate when someone takes them before I can.
redegaite
I bet you get touched a lot. You must be very pretty.
Elroydb
Oh look the top piece. Look who's getting a triple decker sandwich!
BlackavarLion
But that isn't an opinion.
Zelkon527
What’s wrong with swimming with a shirt on??
redegaite
Too lazy to do laundry??
snoogans671
Absolutely nothing.
PrinceSatisfactory
It's what fat people do when they're embarrassed of their bodies
Thrakesh
or people who are prone to sunburn but still want to swim
optimusgoose
Waterproof sunscreen exists too
Thrakesh
no it doesn't, that's socialist propaganda.
IStoleALoafOfBread
as a pasty white person that relies on sunscreen - yes, it does exist
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
I found two of these that didn't sound life a 12 y/o trying out in the yard after school
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Yes. Some of these do seem like they’re trying too hard...
delilahviolet
I liked the asshole and teeth one
jmeyers1983
Yes, but I did like the “this is why people talk about you as soon as you leave the room.”
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Check your spelling when you're trying to sound smart
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Check your punctuation when you're trying to correct other people.
DrSuvat
Check your privileges
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Lol
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Like really how can you comment on my punctuation? When your first comment doesn't have a full stop either?!
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
You started it
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Not a great comeback for someone who said most of them sounded like playground insults.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
My POINT IS, you look like an even bigger idiot when you insult someone for a typo when you're unable to get your own sentence straight.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Sorry, for not rebutting sooner to your insistent ramblings but I've got a job to do. So with all due respect, kindly go Fuck yourself.
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
What's wrong with my punctuation?
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Unlike you, your sentence has no period.
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
Neither does your first comment.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
Your first comment is like a pregnant woman: missing a period.
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
So is the first comment, your point being?
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Dammit! You stole my line! Have an upvote for being first.