BiggDamnHero
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EX GF late night drunk texts like...
Every couple of months my ex will contact me late at night drunk as shit, crying and trying to convince me to cheat on my current GF with her. Keep in mind this woman was an emotional and physical abuser who used her (admittedly great) sex to keep me around. It took a long time for me to end it with her. Now Im happy in my life and have moved on while she has continued to be the train wreck she is.
WildlifeAnalysis
alright fine, send her over to me and i'll deal... but you owe me one
Ziiiro
Never put your dick in Crazy
egonspenglersepididymis
Crazy is for those pre 25 years, then it's time to get a partner.
BiggDamnHero
Exactly
Tamponsareforepistaxis
She's drunk again and lookin to score
BiggDamnHero
Late at night she knocks on my door?
TheDonkeyBomber
joseinsc
I feel like I posted this. But, I didn't, apparently, we dated the same girl at one time. If you ever wanna swap nasty pics of her inbox me.
BiggDamnHero
Very possible, she was a bit of a slut. and from what I hear she acted the same way with the next 2 guys she dated.
joseinsc
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH OP!!! Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!! Next time just remember the safe word.. and dont forget to inbox me her nudes..
Fiss
Good for you, OP - avoid her unless you feel like going into...a zone. Of danger.
PotatoLord7000
The AutoZone
thediabeticgingerjew
http://imgur.com/mRMmyiU
BiggDamnHero
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9h5q6wyQ1qi7deco1_r1_500.gif
fylnndjofla
<.<...>.>.... DANGER ZONE!!!!
nightingalemage
Good for you, OP, I'd honestly block her number in my phone and/or change it (even with the annoyingness that comes along with that)
BiggDamnHero
If only it could be that simple, Tried that once and she started using her friends phones.
nightingalemage
Ah, I understand. Well, glad you're in a great place now :) hopefully she leaves you alone soon enough (I know, prob won't happen doe)
jchawks08
PM me her # please. Haven't stuck my dick in crazy in a while.
HiImMrMeeseeks
It's a bold strategy Cotton...
jchawks08
Which so far, hasn't paid off.
pandalicious
I would like to hear updates on this.
jchawks08
No prob.
BiggDamnHero
sure thing 855-867-5309
jchawks08
Is her name Jenny?
ObiWanJakobi
We'll be needing an update