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Honey, I'm going to go for a swim in the morning on the way to work.
Commuters on the Portland MAX train try to avoid water seeping in the train as it traverses flooded tracks.
pdhackley
"Didn't I ask if you needed to go before we got on the train?"
Ulthirm
Good thing I have great torso strength and am signal
Tehadam
Is tommy wiseu in the background to the right?
slyvic
Lets play the floor is made of lava
reaperhugs
Looks like Portland.
Gatomon02
MAX in Portland???
MadeOfSteel
Yep
Be11ad0nna
Ahh trimet
echoingwhisper
Death on his way to the next celeb - gotta make quota
4KidCrazy
Green shirt guy can't hold himself up. Pathetic
lebaux
It looks like the Death knows everybody is going to die, so he is just checking emails and stuff, just regular day at work.
wholesomehousewife
Ya that was on the Portland Oregon max line. Downtown was flooding like crazy. Caused a bunch of traffic issues
ArkayneHeartz
Wtf is actually going on here!?
petaluma
A bit more than seeping
SilentOverlord
Yeah, gushing would have been more appropriate.
ShaitanTheUnborn
Love the guy who can't hold up his own bodyweight is like, fuck it, who needs dry feet anyway?
ahairybear
It's a steam train isn't it, otherwise this could end badly
cocacolacan
I cause the ladies to have that reaction when I walk into the train also.
Rapturr
Paranoia ? Same.
theelvesoflothlorien
Your title had me thinking the train was gonna be submerged
0Cthulhu0
Train? Dont you mean bus?
MadeOfSteel
No. It's a commuter train in Portland , OR
0Cthulhu0
Oh my bad cause thats what the buses look like in NY
ShaitanTheUnborn
Who is death texting I wonder?
TheCTmachine
Why is death wearing luchador mask...
QuinnHanson
Aquaman
KeeperOfTHEGIF
Winchesters?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
"Lava! I said LAVA Kevin, you fucking retard."
JohnnieTheShrubber
Deadpool.
UnicornCock
Probably Delirium
Ashywashy123
His minions who flooded the tracks. "Good work guys. Gonna be a good haul."
draylin
Lolz , saw that too
Mithi
His buddy ... "Jackpot! Todays quota is met."
ExistentialExceptionalism
Texting the office like 'Omg this will be so much paperwork this car alone has like 20 ppl in it'
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
Don't ask who death texts, for he texts for thee.
TheMaker51
"New phone Hu dis"
silverlodi
I wrote my term paper in high school on that book. This is the first time it has come in handy. Igotthatreference.jpg
Cliffy420
He's texting his boss saying he needs to change his socks before he goes gets Jimmy from the cancer ward.
TheHoleStretcher3000
Poor jimmy, RIP
BitterLiberalArtsStudent
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE MY COMMUTE THIS MORNING.
ShaitanTheUnborn
I ᴋɴᴇᴡ I sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴏᴅᴇ ʙɪɴᴋʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ