Jezebella
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Sep 1, 2016 4:40 AM
Jezebella
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tazednconfused
I agree with this new meme. Meme on, cookie monster, meme on.
IDontWannaShare
Didn't I read that they changed him to fruit and vegetables monster or something?
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
lookatmycat
http://imgur.com/AyIYFVq
whatisimgurallabout
Reads title, wonders if OP knows what a cookie is, +1 anyways for shitty parenting, remembers that I have chocolate chip cookies, BRB
Jezebella
I know, but ding dong is more fun to say.
themapster
MagikLight
Eyyyy the things your kids consume influence them forever but wtv dont blame media influence because corporations can do no evil eh!
ThaFoeHammer
Have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
km9v
"C" is for cookie. That's good enough for me.
perlcat
That's "Alistair Cookie" to you.
fairybug
The Cookie Monster is supposed to showcase unhealthy eating, yes. He's supposed to show that ONLY the Cookie Monster can do this stuff.
iwould
Thank you! I was going to say this. He's the representation of gluttony meant to teach a fucking lesson.
imaginaryPeppers
I thought that ding dong meant... something different?
Jezebella
It's also a delicious cream filled cake...lol...cream filled.
imaginaryPeppers
That really didn't convince me :D
Actualdeadpool
Same could be said of what's his name. The ball kid everyone rags on because he does what all kids everywhere do.
Jezebella
That kid is the devil.
Actualdeadpool
That kid is doing what all kids do*, and you fuckers rage on the show for being accurate.
Jezebella
Not for being accurate. For encouraging kids to act like dicks. The kids I nanny don't get screen time so it doesn't matter as much now
Jezebella
but when I taught preschool I could tell when kids watched it at home because they whined more than the other kids.
Actualdeadpool
I watched dit when I was a kid and it didn't affect me. Maybe the kids a just shitty.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Who the hell says that? Oh, you gotta make up fake outrage. I forgot.
firstclass
Actually this is legit, he's the fruit and veggie monster now if I recall.
firstclass
Actually maybe he just eats more fruits and veggies. Still Cookie Monster.
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Have you ever tried just turning off the tv and hitting them?
Turdnado
I find offering to give them something to cry about always stops crying.
Jezebella
My mom just gave us a chore if she saw us watching TV.
FatalShotz001
ohbaybee
It sure worked on me!
Penguinsruletheworld
My father has. Helps only if you make sure they know why they recieve the punishment. Even then, they may not know what they are doing.
Pikka
Yup, you gotta raise them like dogs.
ThaFoeHammer
40% of the quote is correct
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Really? Aw, that's upsetting
ThaFoeHammer
It doesn't matter lol. I was more making the joke of how bender says he's 40% everything.