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This is why you don't text and drive
Jan 14, 2016 11:36 PM
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cwsams101
This comment section is dange
Gruffrytter
Deathyt
Back when Bae was babe
saxonabeach
this is still SO FUNNY
JoshyFreddy
Couldn't put an R in but still hit send.
Airra
Could have been a panicked phone grasp, we're it real. Lots of strange things happen when I get surprised while holding Touchscreen devices.
ionlylooklikeimworking
Thank god babeobaggins told me this was funny. I almost didn't laugh
marylanddd
lol preach. idk why people include the random tumblrisms
thedoe
fake
lanceconstablebluejohn
@collegekidblues
collegekidblues
okay but he was focused enough to be able to prank her tho, #YOLO
acosenti
He must have died while carving it...
blaydex15
The Castle of... Aughhh....
yeekee
MRW someone texts me while I'm driving https://49.media.tumblr.com/5debbede1fa05013b5b614f3e0ccd535/tumblr_n29s4mLnec1qcga5ro1_500.gif
Imnotthedroidyourelookingfor
Studebaker? Waka waka
HustonVogle
ah a bear in it's natural habitat a studebaker
Atharaenea
Upvote for driving safely while being Fozzie bear
sumothername
You, you're my kind of people.
Darklinkinfinite
"Movin' right along. Footloose and fancy-free!"
TheGayPenguin
This movie is my childhood. Now I wanna watch it again!
Dumbladorable
I see people texing while driving all the time. As someone who cycles regularly on the roads, please don't.
Animala144
Be a man, text will driving, kill someone because of it, win woman of the year award.
railgap
I want to believe.
MTHavoc
Just because hd didnt finish his sentence it doesnt mean that he died, he still sent the text
GothRainbowPotato
This is why we have voice notes
HighSeass
Why does the person commenting find this funny?
saxonabeach
Its tumblr they have to state the obvious
Hudson0804
Situational comedy.
QualifiedWhitePerson
Because they have a sense of humor.
HighSeass
I'm glad you find wrecks caused by texting and driving funny
kapp70
Holy shit, you are one stupid motherfucker.
QualifiedWhitePerson
That's because you don't have a sense of humor.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
wow you are some sort of special.
Hodor1
I'm tired of seeing fake text yo
AnythingMuchShorter
And I really don't need the attached tumblr comment telling me it's good every time either. "OMG! Truest thing ever!" "Still so funny!"
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
you know what i just thought? that's probs a psych thing, like how ppl laugh at movies in a theater full of other ppl laughing but not alone
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Tumblr comments are the laugh track of our generation
CaptainCIaw
OMG, so true!
AnythingMuchShorter
Did you just...
inzane
Encouraging someone to text while driving? Please just euthanize that fucking parasitic waste of resources.
skelitor120
None of my friends text and drive or are dumb enough to do so, but still dont understand why i dont answer when im driving apparently.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
This is why I want fucking selfdriving cars! Or like... trains.. or bus..es... fuck, no, I want a Tesla or Googlecar!
tekkblade
Why would it send an incomplete message? Idiot fell for it though.
Scusername
Person on left is a giant douchecanoe. Classic example of stupid person saying stupid things.
thatoneredditor23
Upvote simply for douchecanoe. I use if often but never seen it on here.
ISendRandomLettersandPMs
Found a Canadian!
ManOfIce
Cool down.
LondonSing
99% chance person on the left doesn't exist.
RADICALFREEDOM
Comment upvote for douchecanoe
BionicRagdoll
My ex was like that. He freaked out whenever I didn't text back even if I was driving or with family.
onceuponatimeihadalife
He seems too clingy too.
Imightbelyingalittlebit
Loled
KarlNapf
a douchecanoe? Got a link?
aerodynamit3
odds on it being a female? side bar bet: she's blonde too.
KootchieKoo
My ex-bf used to do this to me 'cause he always texted while driving himself. Figured it was a macho thing.
QuiGonVader
Meh, could be a fuckboy too
WonderLungs
douchecanoe.... I'm learning so much from imgur
Angatita
I LOVE using douchecanoe. It's my go to when all the others fly out of my brain in the moment
BigTruckRegularPenis
douche nozzle is a fav of mine. It's like the tip of the spear of doucheism
FurryPenguinAnus
douchecanoe, dick cheese, waffly twat, cock-juggling thundercunt, fucklet (perfect for children), all of them are pretty good
MattTheRadarTechnicianApproves
Also douchewagon.
Attacker732
Don't bring the D.W. 2 into this... It can't help that it's easy prey for Matildas & Hetzers...
KootchieKoo
'douche' is the perfect prefix for anything.....douchenozzle, douchejizzle, douchesamich, douchefloof, douchefart....
beneaththemanwefindhisnucleus
I never miss having a clingy boyfriend.
CollapsingStarRoaringCannon
i felt like it was the female in grey
WaltWITTman
If you crashed while sending a text I don't think you'd send the half finished text... Silence is more appropriate
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
My OPinion is dange is just slang.
kaiseritz
Or the impact of the crash hit the send button. But I assume since this person is begging their bf/gf to text and drive, they didn't think.
hobolaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiT_5cr3tYI&t=40s
SuckAnElf
I was going to share this but you beat me to it!
Dusseldwarf
Or type something in but don't send it so it just shows the ... bubble.
xHughJassx
Kind of like when people write letters before they die and stop mid word and scribble a long line right as they die
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
I thought dange was just slang. Like when people say "on the reg" for regularly.
keeponyrmeanside
http://www.pride.com/sites/pride.com/files/2015/09/23/ariana-grande-scream-queens-live-tweet-death-2.gif
insertreallyfunnyusername
Must... Hit.... Send
homicidalslayer
http://vh1.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:vh1.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tumblr_nv3zw2IqP21qzucdqo9_400-1443023828.gif
sheriwallace123
What is that?
unknownxuserx
Scream Queens
sheriwallace123
Thanks!
Couchpirate
But a stupid person wouldn't have caught on if you were just silent
WaltWITTman
Unless he just kept the joke running forever
Couchpirate
They probably would've just thought he was rude for ignoring them.
WaltWITTman
It was his girlfriend. I don't know if we're talking about the same thing anymore.
Couchpirate
People's girlfriends can be stupid too. And most relationships are pretty shallow nowadays to be fair.
MileHighLivin
Dont show up at her house, stop updating FB. Have Bros leave "this is unbelievable. .." , "no way you're gone" messages. Mail her a letter
MileHighLivin
From the future.