ImAnActionBirb
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Solid contenders for the purpose of this remote are:
Begin & end the Squid Game
Gate to the portal to hell (which also exists in my home)
My neighbor's garage
My roommate's butt plug (but now that I found it he can't admit it)
A projector for the phrog in my attic
I'll take wrong answers or real guesses at this point.
thatsedbrooks
This starts the square dance
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Try it near your roommate...
JamesInTasmania
It's for releasing the guillotine. Pass it through the crowd and see how quickly someone presses the button!
lazybuthappy
Your girlfriend maybe knows it
GTPTB
A spare square button from a PS3 controller.
ImAnActionBirb
💀 The winning guess so far.
sometimesarobot
If it's a garage door opener, keep it and fuck with whomevers door it is
natebitatibetan
It's for finding your remote...
dcnblue
What happens if you lose your remote finding remote?
RoboUnicornFishBalls
You better hope you got a remote finding remote finder remote
SnakesInBowties
It's remotely possible that it does nothing, which means it is as useless as tits on a boar hog.
ImAnActionBirb
So I am now in possession of the RBBTDDA (really big button that doesn't do anything)??!
SnakesInBowties
Possibly so, have you tried pushing it?
ImAnActionBirb
Should I?
SnakesInBowties
Sure. What could happen?
foreverinchains
Google Lens says it's a Lixil TOSTEM door switch for opening and closing an automatic door.
ImAnActionBirb
Like a garage door? I'll take a peek.
All I see though is "TOASTEM" and it sounds like I can toast my adversaries...
toogoodtomiss
Ssshhhhh- it's a portal button
foreverinchains
ImAnActionBirb
Nice. That'll do
PaperinoVB
Random portals opener. The entry portal is right in front of you. The exit point is in a random intetesting point of the universe... but what "interesting" means is not your choice.
foreverinchains
So, you have a 99.999999999+% chance of certain, immediate, excruciating death upon opening a portal.
Very nearly everywhere in the universe is lethal to us, aside from less than half of the surface of this planet.
Um, no thanks, I'll pass.
All my stuff is here anyway.
ImAnActionBirb
Doesn't have to be excruciating. But I do like my stuff.
PaperinoVB
You're too pessimistic. You are underestimating my survival chances of a factor of at least... uhhh, 12 I'd say. So your nines after the comma should be at most eight. This is a little better, no?
foreverinchains