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Keep adding milk and sugar until it's only slightly disgusting
Mar 15, 2021 7:57 PM
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RatherDashingOne
#3 according to 1925 Iowa state fair.
ChewysHairball
Naggers!
FriendlyFallopian
The muffin man one and covid one left me in tears. Stolen.
linguinepescatore
that rug is lit yo
J4nein4ne
@duckalet
SlagathorDeb
I would scream "Parkour" if I parkoured.
Waytigo
#3 Hm must have been that 15,000 lb horse I keep hearing about.
EroticZombiePants
#10 Imagine how women dating men named Richard feel.
KingXizor
Courage hands down. A little extra oomph to talk to the pretty girl, take that job, tell someone what you want to say, not what is civil.
microraptor223
If you were a dragon you could just take a fair maiden and kill anyone who crosses you and your job is hoarding gold.
KingXizor
All I need is a genie
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
#17 ok, what's the alternative. Also death YAY!!!
elijahandersonthegr8
#8 is golden
smashpro1
It's funny they think we'll be able to retire.
TheDyingLives
True
NationofSchrad
I like Arctic Monkeys and Gorillaz and arctic monkeys and gorillas.
aPokal
lovingspace
Horse power is to the animal kingdom what toilet paper math is to the butt kingdom. Btw don't google butt kingdom.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
The only reason I drink coffee is bc my partner is sensitive to artificial sweeteners, even opening an energy drink makes for nausea.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
If grad school gave me anything, it was a caffeine dependency. Unfortunately, coffee is way cheaper than energy drinks.
MyOtherShipIsAPython
#32 easy. When you say "hoo", you make a smaller orifice, which increases the speed of air coming out, and that pulls more fresh, cold air.
ZougasNewFist
https://c.tenor.com/F9CDMvpAcVkAAAAM/nerd-alert-bumper.gif
RoloRumkinTheBumpkin
Nuh uh. You’re completely wrong. It’s magic!
abraxasfury
Lol orifice
AFistfulOfDollHairs
fortknox
Don't wave your fancy science at me!
ShrubNinja
But why are farts hot
Quessir
Because you wouldn't smell them if that was the case and that is just not in God's plan.
ShrubNinja
As someone without a sense of smell...
Quessir
One of Satan's own!
ThailandExpress
Excludos
It's technically correct tho! If you raise the minimum wage, prices will increase. They'll just also increase if you don't raise it..
BeckyNosferatu
that's the problem though. We let them increase it without giving more money for people. So it has to be done carefully.
PizzaStation
#12 As someone who worked at a bookstore, fuck you if you do this and don't fix it.
TOKYK
I'm going to scream "parkour" during sex from now on
mrputter
LEEEEEEROY a-JENNNNNKINS!!!!
EnlightenmentSatori
And I’m going to scream, “fuck” during parkour.
OHGODBEEEES
Ha you aren’t fooling anyone, you don’t have sex.
TOKYK
Tell that to my wife who I parkoured last night
Hirudora9
#30 thats not true right?
idontfeellikeit
Buckle up https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.techradar.com/amp/news/new-avatar-series
RuBisCO1
Yeah but Korra did not exactly leave me thinking they can capture lightning in a bottle again.
MrCaterpilow
I blame Nick for that, the writers weren't sure if they would get more seasons so they tried to wrap things up each season. Was a shame.
NomDeImguerre
#1
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LoopStricken
TRUKK NOT MUNKY
ArcanGenth
Maximals, MAXIMIZE!
Rayfire3535
Optimus Primal, MAXIMIZE!
Phlynch
Ah beastformers. No matter what it turns into the transformation always amounts to "stand it up"
shredder134
god that show was so good
braddCommentSmuggler
I had that toy... I miss being a kid
NomDeImguerre
You probably mean the original version? This is the Masterpiece one, from 2016, based on the cartoon model.
braddCommentSmuggler
Just checked, yeah you're right, I had loads of them from the 90s when the show came out. Wish I knew what happened to them ?
Digrizbutputanunderscoreafterit
I still own one of these, missing some pieces but still good
NomDeImguerre
You probably mean the original version? This is the Masterpiece one, from 2016, based on the cartoon model.
PINEAPPLEOVERLORD9K
as someone else mentioned this is like a 70 buck collectors toy. if you want to see some funny ass reviews of them look up jobbythehong
BitchesLoveBoba
I fucking love jobby. Weirder than wombat shit but has more confidence then some countries.
PINEAPPLEOVERLORD9K
BUT JAAAAAAAABBY (insert loud gundam ghost noises) modaka godzilla prime existential crisis NEON EVANGELION CUM JOKES and more
BitchesLoveBoba
don't forget SWIVEL! joints and the COLD TOUCH™ TECHNIQUE.