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Cat tax Loki
mistermiggs
#17 Lmao gottem
Scheckschy
#25 Unless you're gathering achievements.
wandergirl
#1 My husband, too, likes to instigate sexytimes right when I'm getting started cooking
RonDewings
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AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
#49 No one going to comment that Ariel seems to have a tail? How is she standing
ThaWhiteRanger
Where's the rest of the Star Wars and coffee thread? I demand to know how Jar Jar makes his brew!
KidAmnesia
Oh, you really don't want to know that.
grabyerpitchforks
#13 one of my fave comics
MrSmilingDeath
QT3pt141592653
#1 "eww, guys, can you not do that when I'm in the apartment?!"
Blank666
Always upvote sir Patrick
weidermeijer
#4 “SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!” [ralph!]
IneedAVacation
#8 Been watching Star Trek TNG and DS9 re-runs for the past 2 years religiously
RonDewings
The only new series Ive watched in the last year are Star Wars, Marvel, or The Witcher which I already knew I'd like
IanHowe
Brooklyn 99 for me. I thought I just really liked the show. Shhh, it’s on
LCMcG
#34 Ravenclaw's animal is an eagle, not a raven
Blank666
Thank you!
RonDewings
Misleading name!
harryplt788
ZombieInfernoLand
#39 cat got a dick in its mouth?!
fartharder
Old expression.
Fishkeeper
Medieval times had a lot of stories about animals and/or witches stealing genitalia.
Mirilali
#46 I made these biscuits now I shall EAT THEM! You won't stop me human.
SubiBryant
I get the phrasing may be objectionable but the kid's right, you really shouldn't waste diamonds on a hoe.
ZachariasWolfe
I mean you shouldn't waste anything by definition, right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I think the saying has the inbuilt assumption (or percieved assumption) that all women= hoes.
knockout350
#8 tired of realizing things about myself like this
pacificrimmer
Nicely done, Melissa!
drinkthederpentine
#13 man if you relate to this I don't want to ever hear about why you got a low paying job. This is disfunctional
Overextendeddullard
#38 It is possible to commit many crimes and still win
Sidnee
Wait.... there was a day 34 of quarentine? That was like 6 years ago, wasn't it?
RonDewings
nickelrocket
#49 Steady, gentlemen. Alice is 7, remember?
Klintov
#29 can't be too coarse - BHD
RonDewings
Not too fine, not too coarse
IAMSRC
ruferto
#1 sometimes she's cooking and you see the booty and the floor's mad slippery so you just slip in
wantednokes
Before my wife and I were even dating in high school, she made me touch her boob. Did not compute
blknflp
#2 "laughing my off ass"?
Dissipo
lol
Fendeezy
I think it's intentional like "kek"
JoeMangoJello
Leprechauns Masturbating On Alpacas
DrSchlepenstein
"launching my onions around"
Hitlerious
Laughing my orse aff
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Jason Lmoa
tavinjer
Goddamnit that was gonna be my comment
axarien
That is so stupid and I can’t stop laughing +1
Tokomek
#7 this is what a happy marriage looks like.
MrsBlancheDevereaux
I used to be like this until my ex husband had sex with anyone that said hello to him. Cheated on me with 3 coworkers ??♀️
apairofpetducks
Yeah I do this for my husband, and he does the same for me. Win/win.
ruferto
#1 too
RonDewings
My missus always points them out
CorvidPrime
Mine too, but she expects me to do the same for her. She hates missing a hot chick in a bikini…
RonDewings
RonDewings
But to be honest, I usually just say 'Boobies', and she will look too
sevrono
#40 I'm not convinced a man has more than max three/four types of soap needs. Scalp, body, face, maybe beard. Your balls do not need 1/2
ballpeenX
Dial bar soap and some kind of shampoo covers it all.
sevrono
A special type of soap, just use body wash. He'll most guys only use 1 or 2 types 2/2
delphinart
Mucous membranes can react more strongly to harsh soaps, so some actually might. But enjoy your dry ass nuts.
sevrono
Dry nuts are definitely not an issue I have, have to use baby powder all year
delphinart
Being sweaty is not at all the same as having moisturized healthy skin lmfao
ferafish
But... testicle skin is not a mucous membrane?
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Testicles have a thin layer of skin lined with smooth muscle tissue and a similar gland setup to the rest of your skin.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Never use harsh soaps for your body (except maybe the pits in a pre-wash kinda deal and your hands when washing those)