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50 Pet tax - Pixel (cat) and Chewy sharing the bed for a few minutes.
rhmrcScifiBandit
#31 yes please. Nothing worse than tunneling under the layer of toppings and being rewarded with a bunch of naked chips
NikiBKittenLord
NameChecksOut87
#7 looks like meatloaf getting his ass handed to him.
Scottwax
#40, easy, the old way was gallon cartons and filling 5 gallon containers. Release pressure, remove top, pour. Always sticky.
NikiBKittenLord
#50 the babies are so cute ?
FetchtheRaven
#16 ok but small psa. Only use the cigarette bins, not trash bins. If your cig is still smoldering it can cause a fire.
TootiesMagooties
#4 I mean crows and ravens are already pretty goth, the post above is even about crows lol
woozle
toomuchkentucky
#18 Brad williams, absolutely hilarious
scr1bbl3
Thecattylady
You share my sense of humor.
FlappyPaddle
#38
MalePerson
#19 I always heard this as "walk in to a bloodbank"
Jonson71
#14 Nothing on earth would be more intolerable to me than an army full of people like me
LoitninStroik
No way I could round up an army of me. Some stranger knocks, calls, emails, DMs, whatever - sorry bud, I don't actually exist. Now piss off.
badbmc
#4 God saying Oh My God? Shouldn't it be Oh My Me? OMM.
jwillustrat
#13 they could do this with most anti-vaxxers too.
GreenNinja22
#40 Yeah…. I’m going to need you to break down all the bib boxes….
AngurProne
Ye Ole 3G BIB.
Davestating
#26 He doesn't looking like he's enjoying it tbh.
AgentWeegee
Nexus297
#30 You have to take a shit as soon as you get out of the shower
Chronomechanist
#4 God: "oh my god"... God of Gods confirmed. The Uber deity.
GiantMoron
Mouth to anus was the 2nd reason.... The 2nd reason.... "Everyday we move further from God's light" - paraphrased by me, a non-christian
iCommentTopComments
#43 and the fact the saddles were stolen before they got on.
Tezerah1
#7 what in the Elon is going on?
danthol
I created #44 a while ago. I'm always excited to see it show up in dumps over the years.
zombiebatman
#19 this is funnier if they are walking into a blood bank
Nexus297
#40 And your have to move 2 others off the one you need
igollum42
#4 shouldn’t God say OMS instead of OMG?
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
And wouldn't goth birds be ravens/crows not bats
Tezerah1
#49 epic
ITellBadPuns
Grenades are honestly creepy. They don't really explode. They just sort of pop.
iluvdis
I dont know if you're being serious or not. I have personally thrown and seen their destruction. They do pop, yes, but that's the explosion
ITellBadPuns
Yes. I used to throw them all the time in the Army.
iluvdis
And that explosion and fragmentation shoots and scatters everywhere. And the explosion can be felt even behind cover. It is not a mere pop.
iluvdis
It was a crazy year for me, we were canoeing down the rapid of the grand canyon and the water turned red and blood covered boy ran out to
Imsurprisedihaventchangedmyusernameyet
Good year for me. Some sucker paid WAAAY to much for an old grenade I had.
Starlatan
That was a Tuesday for me. Someone was running and screaming down there, so I angled down, shat on them and flew away to catch me some fish.
StenYngve
I remember fishing, I usually try to get away from the fireworks. From my basket though a fucken crow came and snagged me best catch o'day.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I'm a grenade and I got both bought and blown that day. It was wild.
ScorneontheCob
I very passionately agree with #31
crosseyedmary
Build your nachos in layers, that's how I make a nacho mountain for parties
miltownmadness
crosseyedmary
Gotta make like a platter of nachos on top of more nachos, and put it in the oven low to melt the middle cheese without burning the top