Apr 19, 2026 1:50 PM
smartguy1337
34851
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fail
funny
mildly_interesting
satisfying
wtf
MrFancyPanzer
Seagulls sometimes make me wish i brought my shotgun.
Sulexar
Giving them a bat would be better. The gulls will learn, or natural selection will handle it.
dobroweigh
...and a camera. BTW, she gonna need a bigger cover.
Everyone on earth has a camera in their pocket already, why would the restaurant give them out?
Conz
I feel like this problem can be solved quickly by a few people with tennis rackets. The birds will learn.
4etherling
Make them the bug zapping kind.
wherethehorriblethingsare
If you take a net you can stock your freezer.
revooms
what did you think it was for?
brusten0
Very cheeky even for a circular quay seagull. Still, at least it wasn’t a bin chicken.
RetrogradeLlama
Birds were here long before us. They get priority.
69Voltage
Sydney the seagull just sayin’ “g’day, mate”
CyrilConnolly
gtotherizzle
Never eat outside near water
Cthulhuchooseyou
*near the beach.
MrFancyPanzer
Seagulls sometimes make me wish i brought my shotgun.
Sulexar
Giving them a bat would be better. The gulls will learn, or natural selection will handle it.
dobroweigh
...and a camera. BTW, she gonna need a bigger cover.
Sulexar
Everyone on earth has a camera in their pocket already, why would the restaurant give them out?
Conz
I feel like this problem can be solved quickly by a few people with tennis rackets. The birds will learn.
4etherling
Make them the bug zapping kind.
wherethehorriblethingsare
If you take a net you can stock your freezer.
revooms
what did you think it was for?
brusten0
Very cheeky even for a circular quay seagull. Still, at least it wasn’t a bin chicken.
RetrogradeLlama
Birds were here long before us. They get priority.
69Voltage
Sydney the seagull just sayin’ “g’day, mate”
CyrilConnolly
gtotherizzle
Never eat outside near water
Cthulhuchooseyou
*near the beach.