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Jul 25, 2014 5:03 PM
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TheRareCanadianWombat
Bet the fish never saw that coming
guywithapetfish
Reminds me of Phteven
Calfreyb
arlong? is that you?
Enidaj
This one's the lead in the new Sharknado movie.
HeyCasButt
Texas Chainsharknado
leschat
Sawfish!!
chemistrydoc
I saw what you did there.
BoogerDiva
I giggled with the title.
TrapeziousMilkington
Noap
ShellsWithinShells
Sawfish are highly vulnerable to nets; they've been critically over-fished. Allegedly they thrash the saw back and forth to injure prey.
ErrantHistoricalQuotes
I already SAW this once...
Iamactuallyyourdad
Speilberg better not kill this majestic creature too.
TasslehoffBurrfoot
Real life samehada
combatwiz
Reminds me of this picture... noping the fuck out.
YouHaveBeenWaylaidByEnemiesAndMustDefendYourself
Why is it called a sawfish?
cunninglinguist707
YES, YES. YES thank you! A-men !!!
MrNiceGuy790
Oh some one found a chainsaw in the-Oh my god!
dablumen
That narwal appears to be broken.
ssmud1
Nope. Nope nope.
Glumerlink
I hope it got accidentally tangled and they're not capturing it
Imthekinginyellow
It's definitely not accidentally tangled... but I hope they release it
Kellitoris
They did :] they weren't trying to catch it, they were trying to catch other sharks for research. They measured it and released.
SlyReflex
Imagine the badass greatsword you could craft with that if it was in Monster Hunter.
everythingscomingupthrillhouse
Saws.... like.. Jaws. There's something there.
aselfdefeatingattitude
But first, lemme take a selfie:
BYERE
I love saw-fish :D
bminix
Lumberjacks hate him.
rgansaldi
Woah, this is a SAWFISH that got tangled in my sisters line while doing research on sharks down in FL. Yes, my sister is a badass.
mishamigo
Cool! Did they manage to cut it loose?
rgansaldi
Yes, It was a pain to do though, clearly. Her exact words on the subject "Today I saw a dinosaur"
ISeeWhatIDidThere
The chainsaw fish. Has science gone to far? Answer is in the caption.
Seven7greens
I read that in Troy Mclure's voice.
qballer17
Possibly
Beelsebooob
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
The ONLY time this comment made me laugh
CodyAbode
SummerSerenity
-Abraham Lincoln
TicklesYourElmo
*citation needed
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
The internet.
Samamsh
Works for me
cameron274
Chainshawrk
EclecticEel
Chainshawrk, sounds like a new Syfy channel movie
TemplarGrandMaster
This fuck has to be from Australia or Flintstones
Xiclus0
Definetly the Flinstones. If it's poisonous, is from Australia.
Barkman
Makes you think if they'll find a wrench shark in the future}
CoastalBiologist
Sawfish
kingofshitafuckmountain
sawfish proceeded to nope the fuck out
SweetToof1890
Sawshark Redemption
Warwulf
Sharknado 2: Chainshark. Absolutely epic.
dascypriot
I swear if this comes out as a movie I'm blaming you for posting it... also, you beat me to it ;-)
GittOffMee
This is as close to using "literally" as one can get without it literally being a combination of a chainsaw and a shark.
blacksun
I hope these guys aren't poachers. Sawfish are getting rare.
billymaditsdone
We already have a top "poaching" comment. Get outa here!
Bobbus
http://rjd.miami.edu/2010/03 Science!
NHK12
It looks like it just got caught on their boat
HoriSmoku
Yes...their fishing boat.
usernaimunavailable
They wouldn't have put the extra line on it if they weren't planning on pulling it up
eoJ1
Nope. http://rjd.miami.edu/2010/03
bwchronos
I hope they ARE poachers. Because screw sawfish. They know what they did.
Kellitoris
They aren't, they are a part of a Marine Conservation group. They measured it and released it promptly.
froqwasket
How do you know that? Source?
Kellitoris
http://rjd.miami.edu/2010/03
froqwasket
Cool, thanks
Kellitoris
You're welcome.
jdlsharkman
Thank fuck.
TheBigDog
But do they rotate?
spenc15
Only in cartoons.
AnExpertInThisField
As an expert in this field... I'm afraid not. They're like hedge trimmers, they move back and forth. Still nasty, though.
IeatBussy
Ring ding ding ding
Biostar01
Nope.
TXGorilla
Only if you sit on it
Cassiraa
If I say yes, will you believe me?
ItsFootballNOTsoccer
I will want to believe you!
ThatITdude
Of course. After all, you're from the internet.
Cassiraa
Yes
Jetz72
I believe you!
HitlersArtCritic
I'm also from the internet, I say that it does not rotate but uses it's teeth to instead focus water's electrons into lightning for hunting!