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Apr 11, 2019 5:35 PM
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NACHOFRlEND
Great, now we have to find a brown cow.
BoneSaudiArabia
This is going to spoil their friendship
cheshirecat00
Hopefully their blood didn't curdle from this
Relgap
This is just a rip off of a 4chan post lol
poopgood
A bad one
WheresMySoul1
Not the chocolate milk!
Psionickitten
Not the gumdrop buttons!
FrozenFoodGuy
cherryfizz126
I tried this with my friends the reply: ‘no scrub’
minutericechannel
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Damn! Beat me to it!
Racealistic
There it is :D
minutericechannel
I had to freaking hunt for it!
GriffinMann41
No matter where I am, or what i'm doing, this makes me giggle like the lumpy-headed kid everyone had in their highschool
CaptainClarification
This is originally a ralphie may quote right? I remember him make that joke like 11-12 years ago. Then this came up
QuantumSpaceTacoGuitarist
How now brown cow?
shiviro
Brown chicken brown cow
IgnoranceIsTheKey
Isnt this a old ass 4chan post originally?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Yes and oddly enough I saw it pop up on youtube (thumbnail to a meme compilation) yesterday.
poopgood
Hehe good ol days
joemannumber1
Yes it is. But such is the internet, memes apparently have life cycles and 'revive' every once in a while. Happens all the time.
IgnoranceIsTheKey
But this is a discord reproduction. Its next level sad.
kevinbaken
Ya'll don't need to cry over spilled milk.
valen00
Ya do if it's on the carpet in the good room your grandmother said not to go in
shelber0811
DUDDDDEEE I WILL CRY OVER SPILLED CHOCOLATE MILK
JUMPOFFBRIDGE89
You do if it's DeJong's Dairy chocolate milk and you live 4+hours away and brought it home in an ice chest, just because it's that good.
Thatonedoge0
You did that? HOLY S$&@
JUMPOFFBRIDGE89
I do that 3 or 4 times a year. Bring an ice chest just to bring back their chocolate milk. It's AMAZING and tastes so good
JUMPOFFBRIDGE89
The dairy is a small one, something like 150 cows. The owner mixes the chocolate milk by "hand" in the back room.
Thatonedoge0
I need to taste that once in my life now.
FrozenFoodGuy
But... this is chocolate milk!!
CWStJdeNobbs
It's not banana milk. Suck it up. Not the spilled milk! Ewwwe!
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Carry on then
HQDefault
*sobs uncontrollably*
captbananapants
Yes but it became CHOCOLATE RAAAIN!
PenisOfDeath
*pulls away from mic to breath*
crushingbore
Don't you be givin' it to me in that sippy cup. I am an adult and I deserve an adult glass.
SignificantDeficiency
Chocolate milk gives me weird dreams
Sphinxycat
Time travel makes you thirsty for chocolate milk
theyar
bruhhhh
Jaqdakloun
There's no use crying.
axelfive
WetDreamsDontDryFKADiscountJeffGoldblum
I misread fayme as 'tayne'...
chamalo
BangusDangus
The other day I drank like 3 glasses of chocolate milk, and 20 minutes later learned that I had become lactose intolerant.
FrankTheCube
nojustsayitdont
Becoming lactose intolerant was a major disaster for me.
Wooie
I broke my toe with chocolate milk once
Asadsadsadclown
CHOCOLATE RAIN~ SOME STAY DRY WHILE OTHER FEEL THE PAIN.
amyyasha
I once took a gulp and an immediate oh fuck ensued
LePotatoMan
just keep drinking it, tell your body you ain't no bitch and you still gonna enjoy choccy milk
BuskerJeff
It's the 21st century. Learn some fucking tolerance you troglodyte.
MyReferencesAreOutOfControl
Lactaid makes chocolate milk that's lactose free (obviously) and tastes the same as regular. Little pricey though. But worth it.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
I have a mild lactose intolerance so it's just everyone else who suffers.
astranger5
I forgot I am lactose intolerant and had a coffee with milk before I got on the train.
Beepity
Well, shit.
PanamaCanal
Yeah my limit is a milkshake. Tasty but not fun 10 minutes after.
Bobonung
Lactose intolerance diarrhea is one of the worst kind of diarrhea.
paul289
You found out that you can turn chocolate milk into chocolate milk?
godcixelsyd
Only with a much different flavor, similar texture though.
TILImgurIsAwesome
How do you know? Have you tried???
Flodos
Kaesden
Yes, exactly.
DnZeroes
"chocolate rain"
dm80x86
More like chocolate cottage cheese.
SirSciencewastaken
On the bright side, cheap alternative to laxatives.
DamyonP
Must have been a shit time
FreckledGalaxy
That must have SUCKED
godcixelsyd
It's more of a blow really
BangusDangus
It was. Part 2 when I woke up was worse, because I only had so much time before class.
TheClayKnight
“And why were you late to class?” “Vomiting and diarrhea.” “Aight fair enough.”
LuftMeister
I swear 70% of the time I have milk I’m perfectly fine, and 30% of the time i shit my brains out, any explanations?
QueueueueJumper
Possible correlation with fat % of the milk?
DongSayaDae
Amount? Like i have no issues taking a glass of it or ice cream, but 2 glasses is a no go! Amd if i have a glass earlier in the day i
DongSayaDae
"might" be able to get some ice cream in the evening. When i was a kid i made an idea of how it worked - which fit quite well really
DongSayaDae
Imagine your "stomach" is a castle, lactose are "attackers". Now the "defenders" have no issues at all defending smaller attacks
DongSayaDae
Or occasional big ones, but each time defenders die and need time to replenish. So if you keep drinking they eventually open the gates
RetailCat
As someone lactose intolerant that used to LOVE chocolate milk, it is literally the worst.
SideEffectsOfJuice
Perhaps there is a lactose free milk available where you live, too? I know I couldn't imagine never drinking real milk, but thankfully >
SideEffectsOfJuice
> our top dairy product company here in Finland has a whole line of products specifically made for people like me.
impromptufool
Chocolate oat milk is solid. Best milk alternative I’ve ever found
Herbivore710
They sell lactose free chocolate milk, the brand is Fairlife
TheBestRussian
Well hey, if you’re ever constipated, there’s your solution.
donutjudgeme
Almond breeze chocolate almond milk is pretty good. It’s not jersey cow good, but better than regular milk.
RetailCat
I'll still drink it now and then but my stomach doesn't appreciate it very much.
tyriama
There are lactose free alternatives. In Norway there is one called Ultimoo which is nice. Lowfat milk and no lactose. I love it.
RetailCat
For some reason I'm super scared of trying lactose free milk, possibly because of my horrible reaction with regular milk as. Kid.
RetailCat
As a kid.* I tried the cheese once and it was horrendous.
RevolutionOnHerLips
We have a brand called Fairlife that makes a lactose free chocolate milk. It's damn expensive but it tastes alright.
SamuraiSugar
Yeah my dude! It tastes soooo adequate.
TharrickLawson
I found out while driving the 2 hours back from visiting family. I'd had a large glass of milk before setting off
TharrickLawson
Trying to get motorcycle armour off in a motorway service toilet in a hurry is not a good time.
BangusDangus
That sounds like a horrible time. At least you weren't in a car WITH your family?
TharrickLawson
This is true, it could have been much worse