Lybithian
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Lol artist is Saúl Ramirez Colin
Mar 3, 2020 3:06 AM
Lybithian
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Lol artist is Saúl Ramirez Colin
PraiseTheMachineGod
I use paper after I pee. I'm a male. And I piss standing in case you doubt.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
RunsWithBullShit
In the sink with our hands. No amount of wiggle is going to get the filth we just applied from our hands.
SeasonCat
TCGView
Do you all NOT use TP to clean excess off the end of your wangs? Am I the only one who does this?
TheClockWatcher
I've trained mine to *sniff*
applemnki
TIL: there are men rinsing wieners in sinks?!
BobFictional
Rinsing? Given sufficient urgency we will pee in the sink!
UsuallyARabbit
Fun fact: lots of dudes didn't wear underwear in the past (pre-50s) and urine has a nasty habit of attracting moths. Lots of crotch holes.
MrMilkTime
That fact is not fun
UsuallyARabbit
Milk has to meet a minimum bar of blood and puss percentage, and those values are not zero.
RowletChan
Well, enough internet today xD Still laughed
Fistouille
I'm always using paper. If there's no tp around I use one of my own paper tissues
hedcase
I use paper, sand paper is the best.
Indubidably1dead
This needs music... Why mo sound?
Davedavedavedavedave
Shake it like it owes you money.
IAmAGoldenGOD
But keep your damn mouth closed
IlexLegion
I did that once and I think some of it’s brains squirted out. hasn’t been the same since; always randomly going stiff at the worst time
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Dragon10449
"Shake it once that's fine, shake it twice that's ok, shake it 3 times...ur playing with urself"
MissingRealm
Beat it like it owes me something.
Totsmacgee
Last drop still gonna land on your pants. At least that's what guys say
anjunaspeak23
I thought you were supposed to shake it like a British nanny!
DeadTool
I know the artist of the original trash dove and honestly she is an amazing artist.
SchmidtOnYoLip
catswearcapes
Note: girls are more likely to suck a clean dick
DeinEggo
TheBricking
Is this white people dancing?
Lybithian
Those people look like they’re about to drink the punch, lmao!
Corbenik42
People like that, I wish they really would
mescusi
That is all kinds of brown suit crazy. Well done
Molotovbliss
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
That0n3man
iaddsan
Where do I sign up
badasstrebek
Watched without music, shook my head. Then watched music, amazement ensued. Thanks!
CutsceneCrash
I'm gonna need a sauce on this
Smurphinator
I need more of these
tshuesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku0RH36iVog
tshuesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQdIiEUFtqk
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Ozarck
If it's making that sound, get a doctor to check it out, because that would be amazing.
Ihatedecidingonausername
Doesn't matter how much you shake it, a little always ends up on your pants
MexicanFrenchCanadian
I always pee in sit position, then I shake my ass for the last drops ...
MidgetRacer8192
IHateCarpets
Lol, i use paper after peeing so much cleaner
ZebraZealot
Thank God, I thought I was the only one
Azurestar
Straight up. Just because you're a man doesn't mean you're a barbarian.
snaek
I just wish there was toilet paper by the urinals too. I have to either occupy an actual toilet just to piss, or grab some TP from one first
NaughtButOne
I grab a sheet of paper towel from the dispenser on my way in.
peterbozeman
Urinals need toilet paper rolls and the ability to flush a couple squares.
SloppyUsedCondom
Just hobble to the nearest sink and rinse off
DeliciousUsersubClubSandwich
And no dot of shame.
InspectorMonroe
I use both, when possible.
peterbozeman
I didn't figure this out until I was 40 years old, but now I am all in. Soooooo much cleaner.
DrMaggot
Yeah frankly unless there is no alternative, guys who don't use toilet paper are disgusting. Talking as a guy.
okayyeahigetit
This dude gets it.
maku1407
I tried this after my friend said he does it and I kept getting paper stuck all over my bellend that I then had to wash off in the sink
ThatOneNoWaitThisOne
It's enough to get the paper close to the tip. You don't have to shove it into your urethra.
LordAndSaviourBirdJesus
I know, right? Shaking just causes urine to go everywhere, and then there's still a few drops in your pants. Who came up with this shit?!
NotWavingDrowning
Gah so foul
buildabare
I've found my people.
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
Also, with age the drop becomes a trickle. Get your prostates checked, my dudes.
SloppyUsedCondom
I accidentally fall on a rubbed smooth hunk of wood sometimes and it checks the prostate. It's a weird clumsy accident.
Krond
Who wants unsightly urine stains and the slight odor that can come with it? It's a gentleman's option that should always be taken.
HardyDaytna
Came here to represent the weenerwiper's club. Ain't no piss going in my pants.
Blud4BludGod
Also, if there's a greater than 0% chance of you receiving a blowjob, do you want their first taste to be dried urine?
SylvesterAlone
Yes
mattrixk
That got me to actually laugh out loud. Thank you.
JuliaFree
As a female...thank you!
DisgruntledLimey
DICK DABBERS REPRESENT!
Derfboy
Holy shit, I love how you put it....lol...I'm stealing that. It's mine now.
gibberishDude
Every other option seems disgusting once you start PP dabbing!
cragath
This is accurate. I guess I'm a proud dick dabber.
FearInoculum
Am I the only one who doesn't shake it? I stroke it gently from the shaft to the base
RobJenkins
If there's paper I'll use it but the key is to squeeze from the base
TK421isAFK
Exactly. Squeeze from the base, roll forward, and no weird (ineffective) shaking bullshit.
houtaku
There’s always a drop or two afterwards. Ya gotta finish it with a quick, businesslike shake.
LowBrowHighJinx
so make direct eye contact?
MeatSparkles
Squeeze from the taint.
KonegPCMR
itsahorse
Haha, please mods, leave this in!
ElbowDeep
I wish these let me save them as an actual gif instead of a .gifv or .mp4 file, that'd be nice.
redue
Get a converter giphy works well
wheresmybanana
Hehe. Wiener
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
It's still up 5 hours later
newusernamewhothis
dar6243000
Wow that’s the best looking gif I’ve ever seen
baltec1
Lybithian
Still no mod action! Amazing!
nobly670
epiccodtion
Good bye good sir
UpToFourPlayers
Commenting so I never forget that I saw this before it was gone
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
ctrlshiftkill009
boing boing boing boing
GiveMeTimeAndACrayon
Seems accurate....
metalheadmafia
dragonslaver
don't mind me just stealing
MellowJalapeno
Like it owes you money
MissSiesta
Oh. Now I get it.
incorrecthorsestapler
livingcheeseburger
sporadiccatlady8
I do this to my bf's penis after sex. He gets mad.
Lybithian
Lol see you in 30 days
Foxsayy
Nah I saw this yesterday...idk what's up
goldenflax
Asadsadsadclown
Mods are asleep
ComcastLover
It usually doesn't go south until someone reports it.
KonegPCMR
Nope! The gr8 part about that reaction gif is that it doesn’t actually break the rules. :)
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Idk what therules are but what is the loophole
LittleLordThudleroy
Really? What a fucking joke.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I think he's ok. It's been many hours
iputmymouthonit
Still up after two hours? Impressive, though you may want to see the doctor soon.
NintendoBii
IlexLegion
It’s been 4 hours now. I’m pretty sure that you’re supposed to seek immediate medical attention at that point
texasdean
5 hours still slappin da base.
sact3rnlang3l
8h, then man is committed
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
13h and still slapping away
Jimmyflame
Then you are a horny fiction /drawing character that always complains their dick won't come down
WD420DuctTape
Witnessed +1
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
shiny and chrome
BulletHunterz
Its art, it's not bannable
Aaronspark777
So then we can post hentai?
ImActuallyNeptune
Porn, bannable
Ketheres
No, it's erotic art.
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ObsidianChef
We should totally find out what the source material is.
ProphetOfPhil
BulletHunterz
Full pornographic is not allowes on imgur, but artistic tiddies and dicks are allowed. They cannot be the main point of the whole image etc.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Pretty sure the dick is the main point of that gif though....?
RoodKontjeAapje
I actually use paper for my ding dong.
Cthulhukitten
Or else you get the underwear drop
TK421isAFK
But what do you use for your Twinkie?
ClemClone
No matter how hard you shake and dance the last few drops go in your pants
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
I was looking for this one. +1
greymarch2000
That is a wimbleton according to the Meaning of Liff
kermotherapy
The last few drops are hiding in the urine tract loop. Aim, reach behind your balls and lift up. Avoid reaching too far back. Wash hands.
WiqidBritt
... I was wondering if I was the only one who does this...
fastjeff
Instructions unclear, foreskin wrapped over ballsack.
Tminus1622d
Interesting. Do you have a diagram?
LuIu
Lift what up? There taint much there behind the balls.
kermotherapy
The urine tract comes down from the bladder, through the prostate and back up to the mighty member. Lift up against the gravity and the
kermotherapy
pool flows empty. Look for *medical* urinary tract pictures, there are plenty.
LuIu
Do you mean push? Push could make sense. But I still dont understand what I am supposed to lift up.
ToxicPancake
Shake it more than twice, you're playing with it
sleepingbagmalfunction
I shake it 18374839239493948572615283959281626394959482626262949495903917161739395968371719294957291861617283949584727271819394949497 times.
ireplysometimes
I'll shake it until I'm sure I wont get any pee on my underwear when I'm done tyvm
TecNeck
There is a Mordhau refrence in here...
literallyahuman
False. Rememeber to shake *vigorously* for 4-6 minutes
FlyingMonkeyPoo
As long as it's your own then shake it as much as you want.
optimus0370
Well someone has to play with it
NicaGirl30
Lmao, my boyfriend literally just said that as I was reading the comment.
Iwilltrytobenicer3
It's mine
samueWebRunner
Shake it more than 3 times, it's art.
Somnipresent
Just sit down. It straightlines all of your tubes.
alsoAzrael
It's mine and I'll play with it if I want!
Hamahawk
Does the helicopter count as shaking?
Wearegrid2
How about a few strokes and squeezes because of a narrow urethra?
Vyrro
Propane
ElbowDeep
Squeeze the base and slide forward
dragonherder
Okay tinkle fairy.
dragonherder
/a/RFdfsZL
JKGoose
You make it sound like a bad thing
ProNastyNate
That’s my secret. I’m always playing with it
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
"That's my joke!" *BANG*
yomahnn
And...?
UranusSpelunker
That’s why I get someone else to do the shaking, money well spent.
Updoodilydoo
no matter how many times you jump and you dance, the last few drops end up in your pants
GrimFinn
Yup. You could whirl your dick in a circle like a centrifuge, and there will still be one last drop left. Just use toilet paper.
gatofeo
Then there needs to be TP dispensers at every urinal. Should I walk to a stall with my sword hanging out for TP?
GrimFinn
Obviously, yes. Seriously though, this is why I use a stall whenever one is free.
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's ok. Shake it three times, you're playin' with yourself again! -Good Charlotte
mescusi
Shake it less than twice, you be peein your pants yo.
Mechwarrior719
Just push the Gooch Pump, bruh. No more shaking no more dribbles. Behind yer yarbles but not quite to the chocolate starfish, and push
timmy26
Look bro you wanna play with yourself, that’s fine. Just own it
Chewthestitches
Yeah helicopter like a real man
Jinxer13
That sounds a lot like an excuse to exercise your pants peeing fetish.
timmy26
Don’t kink shame
nacx12
I heard you get 4 times in Europe.
PostMoThoin
I shake my foreskin back up like closing a zippo lighter
Vyrro
That's because they use the metric system
parkydiver
Only if you spin it anticlockwise
AmbroseGudmaker
I was always taught 3 times
DuckDebugger
Can confirm
tomcruisealwaysbringshisagame
any more than 3 and it's a wank
ohio311
Lol I just counted cuz I was peeing and I am in the 3 shake club as well. So I guess we are playing with it but only just so with dry pants.
ohio311
A comma after so wouldve made that a bit more understandable.
Audrelius
does...does no one else rinse their dick in the sink afterward?
xxtoxii
no
ashokie
Only after I pee in it
FeifonGitz
That's so sweet
McGrunz
I wanna see you do that in public bathroom(not literally)
Gayforbae
Yes literally.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
How uncouth! Just wipe it on the bathroom towel.
jamesc0491
narniasreal
Yeah I thought that's what most people do. They even taught this as a song when we were kids, remember?
NotTinyPancakes
I safe to flush wet wipes I'ma female but I leave them there for anyone to use guys included, don't clean your bits in my sink yo.
textilelover
There are no safe to flush wipes. They aren't clogging your pipes, but they are fucking up everything downstream from you.
NotTinyPancakes
These are the ones that disintegrate, my dad did the plumbing system for the whole area he's said it was fine.
Fishypants
Just dip it in the pool at the back of the toilet
albinoALPACA
Fuck you
spermy1
Wtf dude? Bird baths are only for after sex when you can't shower soon
planefreak
I'm confused about the reach here
TheNotAnon
I have a bidet beside the toilet and I use that to rinse it off.
rustury
So you pee, and move over and sit down just to clean your peepee?
SacrificialClam
Like its committed a war crime and I need to get answers out of it
KotimainenKayttajanimi
Only if I'm expecting a blowjob in the near future. Otherwise wiping with paper is enough.
GrimFinn
Live every day like you expect a blowjob!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
I started doing that after I had a regular GF. Don't want no peepee aftertaste in her mouth.
StuckInBetweeen
Don't guys normally wash up before oral or sex? Is that not a thing?
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
I honestly never thought of doing that prior to my limited acts of sex before I met my partner. It just didn't click in my thick head(hehe)
thefreestyler
Some do, not all...
ExistentialDreadlocks
It only tastes like pee for the first few seconds
GrimFinn
If you get a fair advance notice, yes. - that's just courteous. In the heat of the moment it might not always work that way though.
Omegatherion
What about your irregular GF?
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
She's dead Jim. Dead to me.
TK421isAFK
Her menstrual cycle is a lot more stressful, especially since they both don't want kids.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
How do you even know of this information? Who are you and what do you want from me?
TK421isAFK
Uhh...it was a joke about irregularity? Would you prefer a joke about constipation?