I saw a post about InspiroBot and decided to check it out myself. The results are better than I thought.

1: The first one I got...

2: Technically right, I guess.

3: Every dog's motto.

4: I feel like @ElbowDeepInAHorse would understand this more than me.

5: Creativity is the Devil's gateway drug.

6: So everyone's an asshole, got it.

7: What I do in my free time is my business, not yours.

8: Every cats motto.

9: Is that why I'm always sweaty when I wake up in the morning?

10: http://imgur.com/gallery/RzsAf

11: Something about panhandling magicians?

12: Red pill or blue pill.

13: http://imgur.com/gallery/fdC9Z

14: Damn nature, you scary.

15: Yes.

His name was Bubba and he was the best of boys.