In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee... Spawn, general of Hell's armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!

nifreema

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The battle between Heaven and Hell has waged eternal, their armies fueled by souls harvested on Earth. The devil, Malebolgia, has sent a lieutenant to Earth to recruit men who will turn the world into a place of death in exchange for wealth and power, a place that will provide enough souls to complete his army and allow Armageddon to begin. All the Dark Lord needs now is a great soldier, someone who can lead his hordes to the gates of Heaven and burn them down.

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ultrasound

lilres332

So is this commentary of the political systems or are you expecting a baby?

7 years ago |

LOL direct quotes from the movie...oddly fitting for today’s climate.

And already had the baby...disappointingly not actually the reincarnation of Spawn. Win some, lose some.

Have fun remembering what sleep was. Been there.

He’s the second! We have a perfectly normal, non demon spawn daughter that’s 7 ?

Well speaking as someone who has an exact clone. You pay for your raising.

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