Tier list for Date Everything

Skylar - Basic, uninteresting
Phoenicia - Cute but toxic
Wallace - Gloriously simple
Florence - Cute and kind
Celia - Responsible and regal
Stella - Dumb dumb dumb and getting others into trouble
Dorian - HOT and confident, that accent, and hard to get, mmmm
Wyndolyn - Get a life!!
Curt & Rod - Sassy and cute, if immature
Shelley - We get it, sports. Ugg.
Abel - Not my type but he won me over with his adorable sweetness
Chairemi - Fun character but hard to pin down
Lux - Such an asshole, but so good at it that I love it
Hector - So self-centered with his woe is me shit, incel af
Prissy - Welcome to reality, idiot
Timothy - Knows what he's about, I appreciate it
Artt - One-track mind, but at least he's got hot professor vibes
River - Self esteem issues are annoying
Eddie - Hottie, hard to get, gloomy, just my type, I can fix him!!
Volt - Annoying flirt at first but his care for Eddie is admirable and he IS hot
Koa - More to life than relaxing, my guy. But nice to relax with.
Dolly - Fine. Not my type. Only book-smart.
Dante - Uhh, rude much?
Telly - Likable at first, but too volatile, get a grip!
Connie - FRUSTRATING
Keyes - Arrogant
Gaia - Cute and friendly and interested in the world!
Captain - Pirate thing gets old, man.
Parker - I'm a sucker for board games and Brendan Lee Mulligan
Mateo - Animal lover and sweetie pants!!!
Tina - Um, so rude, fuck off bitch.
Beverly - Just doing her best, great to party with
Mitchell Linn - Arrogant with poor dress sense, but nice to dine with
Cabrizzio - Liar who needs to take the flirting down a notch
Sinclaire - Hilarious
Freddy - Not into angry monster bears
Stefan - Cook for me, angry daddy
Luke Nuke'm - Cringe, but he comes by it honestly
Miranda - Nah, no thanks, I'm good.
Dishy - MORE hilarious
Daisuke - Cutie patootie, sweety, gimmie
Friar Errol - Ok, he has a creepy thing going on and I don't want any part of it
Kopi - Sweet but naive, not my type
Cam - Why is the asshole trashcan so hot??
I, Ronaldini - Great concept, annoying to listen to
Amir - Meaningless flatterer and shallow
Jean Loo - Cute and talented, but I want to throw up looking at him
Johnny Splash - Not cute, can't sing, delulu
Bathsheba - Biiiiiiiitch
Rebel - That shit is cute when you're 14, see a therapist
Barry - Glad I could help him work through his shit
Tyrell - Genuine and nice
Farya - Just a bit much.
Dasha - Just a lot of fun to talk to
Jerry - Hot mess
Penelope - Hotter mess
Mac - Good friend, helpful, not attractive
Willi - Workaholic, not loving it
Lyric - Looks weird, uninteresting story
Rongomaiwhenua - Bitch, just shut up.
Chance - Fun! But exhausting.
Maggie - Dumped me so fast for an innocent mistake, get a life.
Winnifred - Ok miss snooty, just leave me alone
Rainey - Adorable little fuckup
Scandalabra - Scandalously lovely to gossip with, eeehee a hooo!
Arma - Christ, I had to take my damn headphones off, shut up!!!!
Betty - CREEP.
Diana - Feel sorry for her :(
Daemon - Well that was... interesting.
Ben-Hwa - Knows what they're about. Gotta respect that.
Hero Hime - I want to hate her but that was hilarious and Nekobaru is my favorite, where's the merch?
Teddy - Snuggle buddy <3
Hank(s) - Stupid. I liked about half of them.
Washford - Like, chill the drama dude. Be an adult.
Drysdale - Grow up and say sorry.
Harper - Leave. Me. Alone.
Dirk - Drama magnet, but cute and he was right about Harper
Tydus - Fun but not living in reality
Henry Hoove - Damn, look how fine he is. I don't like sports, but mmmmmmmmmmm, mmm!
Bobby - Fucking cute, wish I looked this cute
Kristof - Simple but sweet big man
Dunk - Just accept I'm not athletic, bruh
Fantina - Insane
Stepford - Arrogant but cute
Tony - Friggin Joe Rogan in the 90s looking dumb mother
Beau - Boring. Bored bored boring. The only one who had a built-in "skip this shit" button.
Keith - Loved him before his true colors, and love his stupid ass after too. Give the man some drugs.
Bodhi - All the cringiest parts of the 80s.
Vaughn - I'm a sucker for just how awful he is.
Sophia - For someone preaching consent, she's impossible to talk to without being dommed against my will.
Monique - Get over yourself
Memoria - Cute but not a deep character
Holly - Calm down and stop being pissed at me
Airyn - Why. Are. You. So. HARD. To. FIND.
Textbox-Chan - Obnoxious
The Sassy Chap - Funny, good way to get people to pay attention to credits, but ultimately boring
Zoey Bennett - Enjoyable story
xxXShadowl0rd - Cringe in all the best and most relatable ways
Doug - FUCK YOU, DOUG. YOU'RE THE DORK! That sudoku was hard!!
Nightmare - Pretty and gets shit done
Reggie - I shouldn't have listened to your ass