Ayxu22
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Ah yes, The old beekeeper in an elevator prank. Classic.
Oct 14, 2015 10:55 AM
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ghsdkgb
the fucking paper omg
Treblaine
BEADS??!
rupertsgifs
notthebees.gif
andrewbert
STING ME ALL YOU WANT BEES, I'VE BEEN STUNG ONCE BEFORE, I'M IMMUNE!! YOUR STINGS, THEY DO NOTHING!!
citizenmnky
If that beekeeper wasn't there, this would be a solid audition for So You Think You Can Dance.
possiBri
This needs moar upvotes.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Do you want to get stung by bees? Because what this guy is doing is how you get stung by bees.
BiggestBlackestBeard
God I wanted the doors to open so bad. Imagine seeing a guy in a beekeeper outfit shanking another convulsing guy. GOLD
Voodoomancer
I would honestly stand there repeating "wat" until the doors closed again.
Dawnstempest
Read that in the voice of the tenth doctor "What?"
BiggestBlackestBeard
Further confusing the hell out of the guy getting stabbed.
IDontKnowIfYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouDontKnowThatIDontCare
I just lol'd in the office :/
TamikaKolm76
No that's clearly a beekeeper suit how do you fuck that up?
donedoer
Now if only he had actually honey bees in the boxes... just drones... they're the males and they don't have stingers.
IAmAnAdu1t
The real MVP right here.
Edemlama
obieobiedo
LOOOOOOL source with sound please =D
gratuitoustransfer
Was he poking him with something to simulate bee stings?? thats messed up
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
No, by the looks of it he was just throwing beads or something at him to simulate being hit by flying insects.
Gregoryzilla
calm down its just an HIV needle.
TrashhBoat
Thank you
Tritan2
Hell yes he was. That's what makes it so funny. And mean. Probably the first thing he said was "cover your eyes!"
CallaLilie
We used to do this to our siblings w/ tacks when I was a kid. It was pretty damn funny to watch them freak out.
TheHuntedSnark
Drunkonmilk
Ah yes. Ways to get punched in the face no.134. Classic
ghsdkgb
A bunch of bees start swarming in an elevator and your reaction is to punch another person in the face?
CorrectorOfSlightlyOffQuotes
After you learned there were no bees or got somewhere safe punching that guy in the face would be a perfectly reasonable reaction.
williegoboom
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1820081/tumblr_lzdjy2aDiu1r2pxgdo1_400.gif
FillerNameToFillTheBox
...If that man had a bee allergy this could have given him a heart attack out of sheer terror
HorotonHearsAJew
I would've had a heart attack even if I wasn't allergic to bees.
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
Yes. I would have a heart attack.
citizenmnky
https://media.giphy.com/media/VhFps32TlNgsg/giphy.gif
SeaCaakes
Is that in Brazil? They have no sense of humor. Look at their other prank shows... They take jokes so poorly over there LOL
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
If they did this to me I would punch the bee keeper so hard his face would become concave.
MrDrProfessorPatrick
Sweet prank. Ya know, because honey? Fuck off, I tried.
Ayxu22
Oh Honey
MrMarston
Copious amount of bees in the elevator? This looks like a job for....DOCTOR BEES!
UnableQueso
Was hoping to find a Doctor Bees comment, was not disappointed. +1
Cooltastic1
Two men stuck in an elevator, you won't beelieve what happens next!
Rubbzta
omg, do you work for one of the biggest news company in Norway?
TarderSauce
Thanks buzzfeed
LiterallyYourMom
Bees HATE him!
Zreen
"Bow chika chika wow wow wubba bow chika bow wow"
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
CHICKA BOWWWWW
Corarium
Wubba lubba dub dub?
manateereina
English translation, anyone?
possiBri
Essentially he tells him to cover/protect his face, which is why the guy doesn't notice that the "beekeeper" is causing the stings.
dogdr840
cdubby
All the Americas are like, "that's a lawsuit". Lol
Dekacube
ALL. Theres like 2 comments.
Dekacube
But yes, if you did this to someone in America and they claimed PTSD or had a heart attack, you'd prob be held accountable :(
IAmAnAdu1t
sigh...
FillerNameToFillTheBox
So you shouldn't be held accountable if you terrorize someone to the point they have a heart attack? Noted.
endeavour1a
And that's a wrong thing how?
TravianTrav
The poking with the toothpick or whatever was a really good touch.
helpusdrzaius
Anyone else think of Bumblebee man from the Simpsons?
bumblebee2na
HEY IM RELEVANT!!!
WillJeSuis
That's when it stops being a funny prank when you physically hurt someone and cannot be blamed if they get punched in the face.
Curlyfrieswednesday
ITS A PRANK BRO! ughh YouTube cancer
JeffreyDohmerWithAnO
Okay poking someone with a toothpick isn't physically harming anyone. Yeah it's the pranker's fault if he gets punch but come on dude..
endeavour1a
Yes it is. Wtf?
Krakencrotch
Harm = injury, according to the dictionary. Now I don't know what you understand by "toothpick" but poking folks with one won't injure them.
Stebeven116
And what would you say about a slap to the face?
Krakencrotch
Every comment from here on is an absolute disaster.
RDAT
And yet the moment your prank involves uninvited physical touch it can be considered assault in many countries. Regardless of "harm."
endeavour1a
How the fuck are you downvoted? People should absolutely keep their dirty hands off others' bodies.
RDAT
I don't care about internet points, but it's disheartening that a message of empathy is actively discouraged. Welp, humans.
IAmDrBanner
But it is still funny.
RDAT
Depends on how you feel about the right to not be forced to feel fear. Seems like "don't screw with people" is an unpopular opinion.
thisisrachels
Why would a bee keeper be on an elevator?
englishaccentnotbritish
Or in a lift, for that matter
LooseCannonSpock
Because beekeepers have made great strides towards being accepted into society,and to hopefully use elevators without any social stingmas.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Love it. Bravo
oldfashionedlungbutter
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Eldibs
Poe wrote on both.
RocketRodster
Apiary on the roof
invisiblemaniac
Asking the important questions!
lettucerejoiceinthenameofscience
to stage a fake prank
yumyums
Because he bee keeping his wallet on the 7th floor
NSANationalSecurityAgencyNSA
To get to the other side
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
thats another story ;)
BigDaddyBloom
Shhhhhh....
cwsams101
HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF BEE KEEPER COLLEGE?
SrDave
Bees can make their bee hives almost anywhere. They must had called.. why am i even.
Mongolas
Beekeeper here. Why would the worlds strongest man be a beekeeper? Because thats what you would have to be to carry those heavy ass boxes.
whoisbillnye
Where else would he bee?
TheHuntedSnark
He just bee hanging around.
becouse
That was pretty weak
thisisrachels
Oh you're punny.
jediprincess
he could be moving them to a rooftop beehive?
TheThinbluelinee
Duh
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Why? So queen Rachel can break up with her mate?
WhaleOfATime
Reference game on point.
MisterWho
...to get to a higher floor! get it?
ChristopherColumbus
Best thing to do is stand perfectly still and you done fucked that up
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
But let's be honest, if you get stung once, you are going to freak out
PerXX
As someone who once accidentally hit an underground wasp hive with an axe, I can tell you standing still does not help!
SomeLameStuff
Carbonmonoxide
stand still, die calm.
ironlemonade
Best thing to do is tear that guys beekeeper suit off for being an asshole >:o
andrewbert
Thank you for (re)discovering the Americas and genociding the indigenous peoples, so that I may live in South Carolina. Bless you, Columbus.
7orqu3
They wont see u if u stand still.... ih no wait that t rex's and blind people
Nandabun
Unless they got dunked in toxic goop as a kid. Then not even the Devil would Dare. ... I tried..
exponentiallymusical
To be fair he was telling him to swat at them. lol
BrianMFTurner
As a beekeeper, no. The best thing to do is cover your eyes and gtfo of that elevator ASAP. You're gonna get stung, but how much and where
TheIkeaMonkey
A bee landed on me the other day it it let me pet it.
KithMoonWrecker
I upvoted you for that awesome name
SuckItBlue
When I was a lifeguard at SeaWorld, I would feed the local bees drops of lemonade and pet them as they drank. I became the bee whisperer.
TurtlePaintedPurple
Disney princess in training
KithMoonWrecker
I upvoted you for that awesome name
Jaywire
I'd be more worried about covering my ears. Bugs in ears is my biggest phobia.
checkert
I got stung mid-ear canal. Can confirm, it's not fun.
Plsdontlook
Wut. Why?
sweatytelemarketer
For your convience http://imgur.com/bs74yoy.gif
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Swa9Dra9on
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
recklessfear
You're telling me, a bee crawling around your ear canal doesn't sound like hell?
Plsdontlook
I mean yeah, but that seems really specific. I wouldn't even think of that, I'd just be trying to get the hell out of there.
SSjay
Way easier said than done when you have hundreds of bees flying around and stinging you.
aramil31
They don't sting except when threatened, since that often kills them. Wasps are the asshole who do it for fun.
PilotPirx
They would feel threatened after being dropped on the ground. Standing still will only work if they're not already in panic mode.
SSjay
But what about the yellow jackets.
aramil31
They're also like wasps. They bite, too.
SSjay
And hornets?
jumpinjackoph
yellow jackets are wasps. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_jacket
SSjay
Shhh, don't tell them the truth.