Senpaie
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Sep 19, 2016 6:16 PM
Senpaie
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GrumpleStache
I read it long ago on 4chin. Read it again for the lulz. Thanks anon.
boom1chaching
Since some people have only just read this for the first time, someone post the IT guy's green text.
Bigbadsmell
That was the Best
D1xonC1der
all dusty in here
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Varderal
I've seen it before. It's funny enough for one read.
Gardejaeger
See? No matter how evil you are sometimes life just works out.
lysolmax
Was expecting this to take a random ass twist at the end to show this is all fake. Was rather pleased.
mooshartar
damn that was the best green text story ive ever read
patrinalp3yn
Check-out healcjfo.com
EneZio
PhaserRave
Sabotage.
TheOneTrueOpinion
not sure if reading this is worth the detached retina it's sure to cause
saikorhythm
This is inspiring, tbh.
CaffeineAddict
I feel like Michael Cera and Alison Brie could be the leads to a movie with this plot
AGremlinWithALicoriceDispenser
Beautiful
pokegamer
out of every green text story I've ever read, this is the one I want to be true the most
BishBoshBash
That was fucking amazing! If it's true, that guy is smooth as fuck
SingleFlamingle
This green text is the EXACT ripoff of "The Lord of War". I've been meaning to do a 1:1 but it's exactly that.
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
garfunkle4U
Holy shit! What a ride!
NFB88
I'm reading this at a funeral, I'm up to give an eulogy. Upvoted for inspiration.
Yourereadingthisinyourhead
Kind of inspired, definitely jealous
tygerpsimatrix
"And that, kids, is how met your mother"
LargePenguin
That comment was planned 1,000 years before for his exact moment. Bless you
ChefCodyWithThePot
Where's Ella at, bro? Where's the curse of Monkey island, bro?
lizardbones
I had almost forgotten about that one, it was one of the saddest things I've ever read
Riddiculous
MrBulldops
Does not feel good, man
favoriteandforget
Thanks, I needed some perspective.
Llording
Okay I know it's a story, and a good one at that, but holy shit stalker as fuck.
RoyBattysDove
Qlokes
...why did I read this all?
xBOMBKINGx
Its a good story
eddiethirdbar
As odd as it sounds, this green text always makes me happy. Aside from is humor and how well spoken Anon is, the story is pretty reassuring.
IAmNotAScentientCurtain
I was reading this during class and I was so afraid to fall on a Lochness monster asking for three fiddy. Thanks @op
Senpaie
:)
pleasedownvotemycomments
What does falling on a lochness monster mean?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I just want you to know, I really appreciate you asking for yourself and not "for a friend" like all those tools.
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
FatGringo
And yet...
GhostTasha
There's a reason fiction is still so popular though. It was a good read, well written, loveable and relatable character.
AnAccountToPostThis
You do realize that's just a legal precaution, right? Do you think 4chan is full of fat neckbeards with writing skills they waste as anon?
Ohond
Thanks man, for a minute there I really believed someone was happy. Thank God that's fiction.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I don't take Harry Potter as fact, doesn't mean I enjoy it any less.
valkrez
Are you trying to falsify the gospel of Harry Potter??