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FP edit: oh my, i did not expect this, send puppies?
Feb 24, 2021 10:38 AM
TotallyNotFromTheFuture
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FP edit: oh my, i did not expect this, send puppies?
Xenarion
Is it bad that I can recognize every single Nerf part in the first 2 pictures?
Icefire1424
...tactical hamster?
jimmyhowlett
According to Parks and Rec, this is what municipal government is like when they open things up to the public.
sirclesam
Wasn't this an old Ken M. thread?
Hen3
A nice oldie! Too bad the resolution getting worse each time it’s uploaded.
TheLastSpaceman
If you have seen hamster zoomies, you know the last one is deadly af
photosbyian1
While not expressly forbidden, pistol whipping is frowned upon.
cainofdreaming
How about regular whipping? Hmm?
Rogermooreseyebrow
It's a walk in for trump with his little cheeto sticking out
SoHohi
I have been browsing UserSub for hours tonight... And "My 12th fav" posts have been non-stop, by different users.. Suspect
7degreesfromkevinbacon
You know that imgur specifically asked for these, in honor of its 12th anniversary?
Noksus
I wonder why that might be. Maybe take a break from Imgur if you're so bothered.
LeXmosse
Are you going around repeating the same thing?
JohnnySilverballs
Looking at their comment history, yes. Exactly that.
Agent95217
It's the trend right now be because of imgur's 12th anniversary.
CreepyPhlox
Here you go... https://blog.imgur.com/2021/02/22/celebrating-12-years-of-imgur/
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
That poor mouse is gonna hurt when the tape comes off.
iLynux
Zedtown has enormous patience.
anabobcatz
Oh... Animal cruelty? How... Fun...
bekindtoanimals
BWAHAHAHA!
Foxcross
Made me laugh more then it should
Nuds
I was an organizer for a similar game, this shit was constant, people asked me if they could use marbles and sling shots.
micheaBandit
Me too.
arnarne
* than.... Sorry
hijindc
Don't be sorry
PicassoCT
Thats just stormy daniels, although she is brightly coloured and has an orange tip in it.
timesupmakeachoice
ElSuperbeasto
Believe me, it’s YUGE
kaymon
Please don't put that image in my head again.
GoldenSun3DS
mackydoodledandy
Just the tip?
Circosys
It's never "just the tip"
PicassoCT
Sometimes the tip is all there is
PicassoCT
Tips help this industry to survive
seakoos
The mouse will be fine if you put an orange tip on it
Superchief86
TK421isAFK
Shit, just realized that was a mouse taped to the knife.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
it's actually a hamster
TK421isAFK
Oh, that's totally different. Hamsters are fuckin' deadly with a knife. Mice are passive little wimps.
NickRivieraMD
Already went through the 'you taped a knife to it' cycle; I think he shoulda just ok'd the chicken.
NickRivieraMD
It's sorta brightly colored and the beak is yellow/orange.
RawrLouder
That is a Russian dwarf hamster good sir!
RVAALLDAY
I worked at petco and these fuckers will bite you EVERY TIME you pick them up if they can. Smaller=worse in hamster to me
RawrLouder
I had one for 3 years. He let me hold him all the time. His name was Little Buddy, LB for short. He loves his sunflower seeds.
Peynus
Please don't let trump sexually assault the mouse
DanBranDaMan
dudedude09
Trump wants to put his orange tip on the mouse. Don’t worry, he’ll pay after...he’ll have his people send you a check.
TK421isAFK
It'll bounce.
KATARJANA
Don't hold your pets like that guy holds chickens though. :(
whooptydoo
If your pets a chicken you can hold it like that.
fireaza
Don't kink-shame the chicken.
Private4160
what about my kids tho?
TheFilesAreINSIDETheComputer
Why? Is choking your chicken bad?
EmberRingtail
Can i choke my cock?
ChiliBeef
Curii
The flamer appears to be legal by the rules given?
Xenarion
Except it's not a blaster.
POGassultraboot
Purge the mutant. Suffer not the xenos to live. EMPEROR PROTECTS!
Gorgrim
Depends on how they define Blaster. I'm not sure the flame thrower counts.
Alfadorfox
I see an orange tip... or yellow... hard to tell, it's flickering.
ENCHANTMEN
Yeah, the rules aught to be more clear and have velocity limits. You can make a modified/homemade nerf gun that hurts like a motherucker
morelikeconsham
Arguably, so do many chickens.
Curii
Arguably is what most rules lawyers are here for! It's what they live for
redpandabanana
Calm down Diogenes