Jun 21, 2021 9:15 AM
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Fitzapollo
Jesus. This is my every moment of every day. Words mean things, damnit!
bendaresall
He's lucky that he's cute.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Was the perfect shirt he's wearing planned for this video?
TheobromineAddict
There's an interesting division of opinions about the shaker holes here.
necrojoe
I've never once seen a shaker set where the pepper had more holes than the salt. I've got two sets in my home, and both have more salt holes
CamWeBeFriends
His shirt explains why he's overthinking this.
LochNessMister
Usually in restaurants salt has 1 hole if pepper 3. Here both have 3. Both are pepper. So it's a gay pepper thing. Like saying your the wife
... in our man-gay relationship. But here it's your the salt in our pepper-gay relationship.
BishlamekGurpgork
It's a regional thing.
nakedible
"You are the salt" is the GF, and "To my pepper" is the BF. Because the first one has three holes and the second one has two.
They both have 3 with enough bravery/lubricant.
tegfdd77
He’s a keeper
BeatenBearface
https://i.imgur.com/T65roqH
BierBrechtderGrosse
sturm24
Asking the important questions.
pinatafarmer
One message across two shakers to you. Salt in salt part, pepper in pepper. Bring me the next di-lemma and I shall solve it!
superunderpants
Salt has 1 hole pepper has multiple
Captainawesomething
That logic is wrong though... ‘my pepper’ is finishing the ‘salt’ sentence. So you put salt in ‘my pepper’ and pepper in ‘salt’.
ShadowSquids
I would but pepper in YOU'RE THE SALT and salt in TO MY PEPPER.
0TheRealist0
What a damn cute face what was he saying again??
bittybittychangchang
The question is... How stoned are you?
Sheldonian
Fine thank you and you?
PeteyVonWho
Makes total sense to me.
QwertyHole69x
The salt always tells a lie but the pepper only tells the truth. To find out which is which you may ask one question
Teaelf
I break one, then ask the other, "Did I just break the other one?" Boom. Answers are easy.
whatifjustLusion
Notgonnasaynobut
wazeewa
This comes to mind:
tipsbandana
more holes on top is for salt- we put more salt on things than pepper--
RmanZ42
I've always learned the opposite; you need less salt in your diet, so it's the one with the fewer holes.
PonyMadness
Maybe if you're a savage. I rarely use salt but I pepper the fuck out of almost everything
MagicButtPlug
hahaa... more holes ?
More holes is typically for pepper because the ground pepper binds more easily and needs shaking.
suspiciouscorgi
The grain size matters. Salt grain is bigger, thus more holes to go through to avoid waiting for ages for the salt to pass thru one hole
pootpootriot
Size depends on the grind of the pepper and the type of salt. Coarse ground? Fine ground? Kosher? Iodized table? Himalayan?
Table salt. Like most of the population has at home
Table salt is pretty regular and flows easily, pepper is irregular and binds, needing shaking and getting more holes.
Kaddass17
v
Iaskquestionablequestions
Stallone has never looked better. Or worse, depending on your point of view.
Grey56
From you, Dante.
Astramancer
hirosjimma
I want that so badly. Specifically to put ketchup in and put it next to my toilet sink.
OverMyDadBody
They don't talk to each other. They both talk to you, the giftee. The salt shaker is you and the pepper is she and thus, hers.
sreav
So... only she can be the owner of the pepper that goes in there?
Yeah not like it matters whose is it, they will both use it
Mithi
Thankyou.gif
LostCause97
My man's brain is doing work. It not good work, but it's doing it.
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
didn't need the label on the shirt to know that this was some engineering thinking.
I am not an engineer and I had the same thoughts. Should I have been one?
p3culiar15
I am an engineer but I don’t think like him. Me: fake engineer?
IHaveTheWorstGaydar
Imposter syndrome? That’s the real engineer thinking right there.
Lizardlips
did anyone else think he was an Engineer and then see his shirt?
AustralopithecusBoisei
Worst... a QA...
DougForcett
I manage IT for an entire building full of aerospace engineers. I didn't need the shirt to be honest.
SlutAtNight
You should get a Nobel Peace Prize for that
BREED09
I'm an engineer and I was thinking that he's really got a point with this one.
SirBagels
Yeah I'm in the same boat....
Boat? I thought we drove trains.
Dude it's Monday. I'm on a boat. I thought we drove trains. At this point I'm just going with it. It's a Monday....
ElroydIsGone
Halfway into his rant I was like "Why tf you don't just ASK her?". T-shirt answers that....*ggg*
Just posted something to this effect. Yep. Classic.
coffeeismyfriend
Didn’t notice the shirt but thought “he thinks like me”. I’m an engineer.
xyxyxyxy31
Software engineer. That code does not compile.
Fatbird
It would compile just fine. It's just an if condition that always resolves to false no matter what.
cbale2000
Engineer here - He makes some reasonable points.
TecksComputerJumper
Not an engineer, but I agree he makes some good points.
inthrees
Help him 9003 his overthinking process.
Eberlestock
Typical woman. Sending confusing AF signals.
Tigersterne
Also, to call someone salty is generally not a compliment.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
His confusion was palpable.
PaleAsFuck
Some woman. I prefer not to do that.
Ireallydontknowwhattowritedownhere
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Yoink! +1
Imademyselfsquirtle
If she has your balls in her mouth it's a maybe.
CadeGreenbottle
Or maybe balls are just delicious and she is indifferent to the rest of the body?
TheHoleStretcher3000
I'd go by the hole sizes up top. Salt usually has smaller holes than pepper shakers.
furyfreak
Or less holes
UnpinionedPoplars
*fewer. Remember, kids; "fewer" for items you can count, "less" for stuff you measure in some other way. ("More" goes both ways.)
MasterMookie
Also the salt is white and the pepper is grey.
But Salt and Peppa was a black hip hop group. 3 girls but only two are known.
venomlash
Pepper shakers are a bad idea. Get a pepper mill so your pepper is freshly ground when it hits your food.
DenverKipling
Both these shakers have the same holes on top.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
https://images.app.goo.gl/gcbYRDF2SjrdMiLa9 no they don’t.
arok
Yup, so they should just be decorative and go on the shelf.
Nope, I'm not going fall for this one
bardman135
Traditionally, pepper has fewer holes. Pepper used to be more expensive than salt. The one that says Pepper is pepper.
Like you would know Mr or Ms "HoleStretcher"...
MastrBaker
Although, stretched holes and their uses seems right up their alley.
certainlynotaserialkiller
always listen to the experts
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
It's about the sentences not making sense th ough.
sebT4
Did you think about cocaine?
Who doesn't?
twatburglar
I though salt had more holes and pepper less, thus larger holes for salt, cuz more salt is much better than more pepper.
We reverse this because salt pours so easily, pepper needs shaking, and over-salting is yuk! while over-peppering isn't really real (here).
Sooner70
Salt flows through small holes easily. Pepper? Not so much.
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
That's what I was taught too.
JerkFace4U
I thought this was just common logic…but now I’m starting to think I’m just not a healthy person.
bobislost
salt usually only has one hole as well while pepper has a few
Skyhighatrist2
Correct
WhichIsIt
Sounds weird. I do the reverse bc I want more salt and less pepper.
Yes, because the other people have been filling their shakers wrong. 2=pepper, 3= salt.
BasicWhiteSeattleite
They both have 3 holes
one has two but either way usually salt only has one
https://images.app.goo.gl/gcbYRDF2SjrdMiLa9 2 vs 3.
Shaggers
Nope
https://images.app.goo.gl/gcbYRDF2SjrdMiLa9
thePyromanic
So you go by what's written then
sniffo
Her: If you don't know which one is the salt, there's no point in telling you.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Put it in whichever one you like. I just think its funny how...
ohmanhospitals
Stop. Your giving me flash backs to today.
pattyymac
thats ok, dear, do whatever makes you happy
thunderyeet
That's toxic af
Salt can be toxic
Fitzapollo
Jesus. This is my every moment of every day. Words mean things, damnit!
bendaresall
He's lucky that he's cute.
doggetofftheqcekmty
Was the perfect shirt he's wearing planned for this video?
TheobromineAddict
There's an interesting division of opinions about the shaker holes here.
necrojoe
I've never once seen a shaker set where the pepper had more holes than the salt. I've got two sets in my home, and both have more salt holes
CamWeBeFriends
His shirt explains why he's overthinking this.
LochNessMister
Usually in restaurants salt has 1 hole if pepper 3. Here both have 3. Both are pepper. So it's a gay pepper thing. Like saying your the wife
LochNessMister
... in our man-gay relationship. But here it's your the salt in our pepper-gay relationship.
BishlamekGurpgork
It's a regional thing.
nakedible
"You are the salt" is the GF, and "To my pepper" is the BF. Because the first one has three holes and the second one has two.
necrojoe
They both have 3 with enough bravery/lubricant.
tegfdd77
He’s a keeper
BeatenBearface
https://i.imgur.com/T65roqH
BierBrechtderGrosse
sturm24
Asking the important questions.
pinatafarmer
One message across two shakers to you. Salt in salt part, pepper in pepper. Bring me the next di-lemma and I shall solve it!
superunderpants
Salt has 1 hole pepper has multiple
Captainawesomething
That logic is wrong though... ‘my pepper’ is finishing the ‘salt’ sentence. So you put salt in ‘my pepper’ and pepper in ‘salt’.
ShadowSquids
I would but pepper in YOU'RE THE SALT and salt in TO MY PEPPER.
0TheRealist0
What a damn cute face what was he saying again??
bittybittychangchang
The question is... How stoned are you?
Sheldonian
Fine thank you and you?
PeteyVonWho
Makes total sense to me.
QwertyHole69x
The salt always tells a lie but the pepper only tells the truth. To find out which is which you may ask one question
Teaelf
I break one, then ask the other, "Did I just break the other one?" Boom. Answers are easy.
whatifjustLusion
Notgonnasaynobut
wazeewa
This comes to mind:
tipsbandana
more holes on top is for salt- we put more salt on things than pepper--
RmanZ42
I've always learned the opposite; you need less salt in your diet, so it's the one with the fewer holes.
PonyMadness
Maybe if you're a savage. I rarely use salt but I pepper the fuck out of almost everything
MagicButtPlug
hahaa... more holes ?
BishlamekGurpgork
More holes is typically for pepper because the ground pepper binds more easily and needs shaking.
suspiciouscorgi
The grain size matters. Salt grain is bigger, thus more holes to go through to avoid waiting for ages for the salt to pass thru one hole
pootpootriot
Size depends on the grind of the pepper and the type of salt. Coarse ground? Fine ground? Kosher? Iodized table? Himalayan?
suspiciouscorgi
Table salt. Like most of the population has at home
BishlamekGurpgork
Table salt is pretty regular and flows easily, pepper is irregular and binds, needing shaking and getting more holes.
Kaddass17
Iaskquestionablequestions
Stallone has never looked better. Or worse, depending on your point of view.
Grey56
From you, Dante.
Astramancer
hirosjimma
I want that so badly. Specifically to put ketchup in and put it next to my toilet sink.
OverMyDadBody
They don't talk to each other. They both talk to you, the giftee. The salt shaker is you and the pepper is she and thus, hers.
sreav
So... only she can be the owner of the pepper that goes in there?
OverMyDadBody
Yeah not like it matters whose is it, they will both use it
Mithi
Thankyou.gif
LostCause97
My man's brain is doing work. It not good work, but it's doing it.
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
didn't need the label on the shirt to know that this was some engineering thinking.
sreav
I am not an engineer and I had the same thoughts. Should I have been one?
p3culiar15
I am an engineer but I don’t think like him. Me: fake engineer?
IHaveTheWorstGaydar
Imposter syndrome? That’s the real engineer thinking right there.
Lizardlips
did anyone else think he was an Engineer and then see his shirt?
AustralopithecusBoisei
Worst... a QA...
DougForcett
I manage IT for an entire building full of aerospace engineers. I didn't need the shirt to be honest.
SlutAtNight
You should get a Nobel Peace Prize for that
BREED09
I'm an engineer and I was thinking that he's really got a point with this one.
SirBagels
Yeah I'm in the same boat....
BREED09
Boat? I thought we drove trains.
SirBagels
Dude it's Monday. I'm on a boat. I thought we drove trains. At this point I'm just going with it. It's a Monday....
ElroydIsGone
Halfway into his rant I was like "Why tf you don't just ASK her?". T-shirt answers that....*ggg*
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Just posted something to this effect. Yep. Classic.
coffeeismyfriend
Didn’t notice the shirt but thought “he thinks like me”. I’m an engineer.
xyxyxyxy31
TheobromineAddict
Software engineer. That code does not compile.
Fatbird
It would compile just fine. It's just an if condition that always resolves to false no matter what.
cbale2000
Engineer here - He makes some reasonable points.
TecksComputerJumper
Not an engineer, but I agree he makes some good points.
inthrees
Help him 9003 his overthinking process.
Eberlestock
Typical woman. Sending confusing AF signals.
Tigersterne
Also, to call someone salty is generally not a compliment.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
His confusion was palpable.
PaleAsFuck
Some woman. I prefer not to do that.
Ireallydontknowwhattowritedownhere
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Yoink! +1
Imademyselfsquirtle
If she has your balls in her mouth it's a maybe.
CadeGreenbottle
Or maybe balls are just delicious and she is indifferent to the rest of the body?
TheHoleStretcher3000
I'd go by the hole sizes up top. Salt usually has smaller holes than pepper shakers.
furyfreak
Or less holes
UnpinionedPoplars
*fewer. Remember, kids; "fewer" for items you can count, "less" for stuff you measure in some other way. ("More" goes both ways.)
MasterMookie
Also the salt is white and the pepper is grey.
TheHoleStretcher3000
But Salt and Peppa was a black hip hop group. 3 girls but only two are known.
venomlash
Pepper shakers are a bad idea. Get a pepper mill so your pepper is freshly ground when it hits your food.
DenverKipling
Both these shakers have the same holes on top.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
https://images.app.goo.gl/gcbYRDF2SjrdMiLa9 no they don’t.
arok
Yup, so they should just be decorative and go on the shelf.
Sheldonian
Nope, I'm not going fall for this one
bardman135
Traditionally, pepper has fewer holes. Pepper used to be more expensive than salt. The one that says Pepper is pepper.
PonyMadness
Like you would know Mr or Ms "HoleStretcher"...
tegfdd77
MastrBaker
Although, stretched holes and their uses seems right up their alley.
certainlynotaserialkiller
always listen to the experts
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
It's about the sentences not making sense th ough.
sebT4
Did you think about cocaine?
TheHoleStretcher3000
Who doesn't?
twatburglar
I though salt had more holes and pepper less, thus larger holes for salt, cuz more salt is much better than more pepper.
UnpinionedPoplars
We reverse this because salt pours so easily, pepper needs shaking, and over-salting is yuk! while over-peppering isn't really real (here).
Sooner70
Salt flows through small holes easily. Pepper? Not so much.
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
That's what I was taught too.
JerkFace4U
I thought this was just common logic…but now I’m starting to think I’m just not a healthy person.
bobislost
salt usually only has one hole as well while pepper has a few
Skyhighatrist2
Correct
WhichIsIt
Sounds weird. I do the reverse bc I want more salt and less pepper.
necrojoe
Yes, because the other people have been filling their shakers wrong. 2=pepper, 3= salt.
BasicWhiteSeattleite
They both have 3 holes
bobislost
one has two but either way usually salt only has one
DiedAndHauntingImgur
https://images.app.goo.gl/gcbYRDF2SjrdMiLa9 2 vs 3.
BasicWhiteSeattleite
They both have 3 holes
Shaggers
Nope
DiedAndHauntingImgur
https://images.app.goo.gl/gcbYRDF2SjrdMiLa9
thePyromanic
So you go by what's written then
sniffo
Her: If you don't know which one is the salt, there's no point in telling you.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Put it in whichever one you like. I just think its funny how...
ohmanhospitals
Stop. Your giving me flash backs to today.
pattyymac
thats ok, dear, do whatever makes you happy
thunderyeet
That's toxic af
sniffo
Salt can be toxic