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tooomanystevesgotbanned
#28 Who are these rich fuckers with more than one suit? Or shoes in multiple colours?
AJMansfield
Europeans have this joke about Americans being monolingual, but the real joke is that they're the ones that are monolingual when it comes to units. Americans grow up using multiple unit systems and develop a natural fluency with the idea of units of measure, that people from metric-only countries just don't learn to the same intuitive level.
PrincessWendyB
#29 Except... this ignores one thing. The poor schlubs who stocks the shelves. I was that person, minimum waged and discovering, to my dismay, that other people groceries are extremely heavy. One of the few enjoyable (at least by contrast) tasks was rounding up carts from the parking lot. Natural light, something different, and unlike cans, carts have wheels. Altogether easier. So when I see abandoned carts now, my inner stock bot smiles.
Conqueeftadore
#32 melted the screen off my iPhone
Freak0zoid
The sudden realization that somebody else can make your own body move in ways that are amazing. Take that however you like.
kingkongkeom
#14 that's explains this...
fjlucky13
#34 Big Al was right- dogs _can't_ look up
ForRohan
#3 Mike Tyson is so confused right now.
scoutMoonDiver
MephitmpH
None of those people should be in the same room as a firearm
periwinklepanda
#47 what is this yard tool?
Scheckschy
Power broom. I need to get one to clear the gravel from my driveway.
TsubakiTragic
A surprising number of videos that needed sound, did not have sound.
Drix1942
#24 I quit university after one year because the field I went for, "Languages, Litterature and Media", mostly had local authors in our tiny language on the curriculum. The only outside text I remember was an unknown poem about a giant bird that was NOT Rok.
NickRivieraMD
I mean, pretty good bet that Subway did spread covid.
lemonmeringuesy
#9 ends too soon.... here's a link to the complete thing. heart meltingly lovely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CDT0cwGKxY
SonnyVabitch
#29 100%, although I'd argue that the definition of a "dire emergency" may depend on the person and their specific situation. If you have two screaming children in the car for instance, you may be forgiven to deal with them in that moment rather than adhering to this particular societal norm.
getadogupya
#1 "You're gunna need to change this diaper now, Ma."
duramater1
Jokes on them. He already shit his pants. Was taking a post dump nap.
WeylandYutaniCorp
"Someone just shit my pants!"
HandyDandySuppressor
Soggybathroomsock
That look right after the scare is the universal sign for "I pooped myself a little".
DarthPiette
#19 what is the source for this one?
kingkongkeom
#30 the McRib is an permanent menu item in Germany, available all year every year.
trinxter
Tesla had a Slavic last name, although he was Italian. The word "tesla" means "adze" in English, which is a kind of swinging woodworking tool, like an ax with the blade turned 90 degrees.
edsdadisalsoedsson
Tesla was born in Croatia, to Serbian parents. I don't know much about Europe; does that make him Italian?
VinnyVeritas
#1 I really, REALLY hope he gets a chance to pull the plug on that bitch when she's on life support
cosonfused
#6 james randi?
getthismanabeer
I had to look it up because it resembled him so closely. Robert Emmett Kelly. Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-2XxgHIXk
Sunflier
What theme song is #7
based on again? Tip of My Tongue
krazy3006
I had a comple blank. Googled LOTR and got main themes. Thanks for asking, I can sleep now
thesketchykid
Pirates of the Caribbean
Sunflier
Thank you! Can't believe I forgot.
badatediting
#7 /gallery/mco4GFK
levelor
#9
Speebo30
Do you happen to know the sauce on this? I love it!
levelor
https://youtu.be/9CDT0cwGKxY?si=UqqwK84ENvADO37t
Speebo30
Thank you! Such talent!
PopeBruce
Just saying the juggalos shut down their gathering and all shows because they wern't willing to risk the health of their family.
Crispy4Skin
#1
CattitudeIsEverything
#21 lol butt sticks
Sharkalanche
Lol spread butt
gummyloaf
#44 I don’t understand what Dawson said, but I imagine it’s “For freedom!” And chose death
kailuadrummer
“Bow and arrow”?
ninpo
FOUR WHEELER! *bang*
pleaseuseotherdoor
Yeah, give this kid a powerful motorized toy to ride....
Mr5anch3z
#14 my brother knew a guy who took acid for a final exam- he was convinced he’d written the best essay of his life- trouble was, he’d written like 10 pages and started back at the top of the same page each time.
HapilyDamaged
what just wrote over what was already there 10 times?
SteepedGardenMrsChen
Yes
my2micmacs
Laughed so hard, could barely take a breath.
DonteHaversham
#29 its a good litmus test for finding which people, barring disabilities, are lazy dickheads. The same can be said for litterers. There are garbage cans everywhere, yet that's too much of a chore. Special shout-out to cigarette smokers
SteepedGardenMrsChen
I think the amount of carts in lots really shows how we shouldn't have been surprised at the selfishness of others during covid. Not saying ppl aren't good, or that I don't think the majority of society is caring of others. But, we should be aware that a good 10-20% (obviously I made up those numbers) just don't have the same skills, empathy, or courtesy, whatever it may be. They shouldn't be let off the hook, but we don't have to be so surprised/upset when we see it.
SunofAbyss
What about single women in dark parking lots? Someone that has kids in their car? As someone that used to collect shipping carts, it was a nice reprieve from customers to wander the lot.
Jeenius
Those would be exceptions to the rule. It's not a perfect test, as there are still other factors to account for.
spinbutton3
Yes, but it is good you start with an open heart and not a blaming attitude.
DonteHaversham
It's the internet
spinbutton3
I'm impressed at your thoughtfulness. Those circumstances hadn't occurred to me. Thanks for sharing them
PrincessWendyB
BINGO!
lala6633
Aren’t people allowed an opportunity to be harmlessly disobedient once in a while?? I’d never litter but come on. Let people say “fuck it” once in a while with the carts.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
It's definitely not ppl just doing it once in a while. There're absolutely ppl that never put back a cart. But loose carts take up spaces (which can lead to road rage, or can be dangerous for those with poor fitness, kids, or single women or minorities who now have to walk father alone) or can roll away and hit cars or actual people. You don't actually know if leaving a cart will cause harm, but you do know putting it away won't.
crocodilelove
In Australia the cart return is contracted out to specialised companies that do it at some places...shopping centres, etc. my friend owns one of these companies and says never to return the cart so he keeps his contracts.
freemab
The argument is that their disobedience is causing others harm in that it can make it harder to park. Pretty small harm in the grand scheme
lala6633
I would argue that making it harder to park is still harmless if it even does that.
freemab
Disobedience against authority is fine. Disobedience that doesn’t hurt those in power and only hurts people who are in your same situation or maybe worse off is not cool.
lala6633
Is someone hurt, really?