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Weird that all the doctors graduated from U Penn
isntfunny
TIL that lemons are bitter
TravelsWithStrangers
Onions are bad too...including onion powder. If you give your dog table food be mindful of everything you added to it
TheCur
Avocado is fine for dogs in moderation. High in fat, so you need to watch that, but that's true for any high-fat food. Otherwise, it's fine.
darkstar2480
Feed my dog avocados all the time. He loves that shit. He is my garbage disposal.
Actionberg14
Y'all never heard of the avocado eatin dog?
mattdubois
Lemons are sour.
InnerBeaner
I like how raisins is on the list...like yea drying out the grapes will make them safe for them to eat lol not
UonlyThinkyourDead
What about my couch? My dogs love to eat that
BuddhaBeettle
I knew a dog that ate a whole ceramic pot
strideo
Can cause intestinal blockage.
VibratingNipples
of course she does
IAnswerToWhatever
Oh, weird, I have the same reaction to avocados.
goodguyC
Do your guys dogs eat fruit??? My dog sniffs it, and then looks at me like I'm an idiot!
DiabeticDolphin
Why did I just read that? I don't have a dog.
OfficialCaveJohnson
Do not grape your dog
cardboardunderwear
I was going to make a Kevin Spacey joke but my understanding is the window expired yesterday. Figures.
RoutemasterFlash
Apply now and get a free grape whistle!
Lepercake
Avocado is way more dangerous than that. Only humans and a few types of apes can eat them if I remember correctly.
Toqom
Not true, dogs have trouble with the fats but only in large quantities. My dog always gets small pieces when I eat one.
Lepercake
Nice. If I could edit my comment I would! I'm still gonna err on the side of caution. Nice to not have to panic when my dog finds some!
buisnessenderman
Avocados are no? Bah. My dogs eat avocados off our trees constantly. Never had a problem, and never eat the pits. Uses them as a toy.
BaconFlavoredChemicalPuffs
Safe for dogs to eat: dog food.
NinjaBunchie
What about pomegranate?
DyslexiaIsLear
I don't know why I just read this... I don't even have a dog
TheHawkRules
Aren’t dogs carnivores though?
deadknightdistrict8
Thanks
Ianmcmat
What about coconut?
smoothoprater
What makes us so special that we can eat raisins just fine and dogs die?
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Lemons are bitter? M'kay.
sunyudai
Yes: https://superscanner.nl/images/product/original/8/7/4/87494-schweppes-bitter-lemon-400.png
cancerriddenlung
No
WisdomXIII
Thank you sir/ma'am. I scrolled through the comments specifically looking for this.
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Sir. And I serve to please.
cancerriddenlung
Some fool doesn’t know the difference between sour and bitter
smashpro1
The rind is.
MaxximumB
I'm guessing it's best to just stick to dog food.
Syrmerlin
Depends on the brand.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Yeah but as long as you brush your teeth afterwards
BuddhaBeettle
of course, but some food can make a good treat. For example fresh mango in small amounts makes my dog go crazy after summer walks
Toqom
Cherries are actually fine provided you pit them, no cyanide in the cherry, it's all in the pit, stems and leaves.
Hetuni
Yeah, no one normally eats the pit, doesn't mean the entire thing's toxic.
jolietjane
Oooh shit, I eat the stems O_O
ICarpeYourDiems
Who doesn't like a fresh cherry leaves salad???
AmArschdieRaeuber
You gonna die now.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I love how all of these are only dangerous if they eat a fucking ton.
dogsofwinter
Depends on the size/weight of the dog. If a puppy/small dog gets into grapes, chocolate etc., just a few ounces could potentially be lethal.
Cinquain
Not necessarily true. We've had dogs come in collapsed from a single grape, while others are fine after eating most the bag.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Maybe I think this way because I have only ever had hearty mixed breeds
cardboardunderwear
I feel like this post might be directed towards folks who have vegan dogs.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I wish more of them would comment so I can hunt em down and kill them
DarkUranium
What about the ones who have vegan cats?
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Jesus
DarkUranium
So you're saying you want to crucify them? Fine by me!
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
If there's a fucking ton of it to eat, rhe dog will eat it
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Apparently pet owners of imgur suck at owning pets.
Username1884
I think a lot of this is exaggerated. Where I grew up most peoples dogs lived off table scraps and somehow didn't drop dead.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I think it mostly stems from this pure breed mentality.
TheGreaterNater
How bout humus?
2and900
Though that said "humans"
HowsYourMommaAndDem
No, humans cause intestinal blockage
tlayte
They also tend to make a lot of noise on the way down. Not worth the hassle
Falanxzealot
Chickpeas are fine, yes.
Toqom
Garlic is similar to onion, so no. It's actually 5 times more toxic than onion.
Falanxzealot
Houmous is made of *chickpeas*
textilelover
often made with quite a lot of garlic. And tahini, so you have to check out sesame seeds as well.
Falanxzealot
I'd like to think that you could tell if there was an appreciable amount in there...
textilelover
I don't know how much garlic it takes to make a dog sick. I make mine with 7-8 cloves per can of chick peas. Or a whole roasted head.
KismetCrew
It is often flavored with garlic. Check ingredients to be sure.
Falanxzealot
1.) Garlic and onions sulphur content causes hemolytic anaemia, which manifests most markedly in dogs with low iron levels. Cats consume
Falanxzealot
7.) 7 1/2 lbs and eats a primarily wet-food diet, with regular cooked organic meat and rice (and meat jelly!). She encounters garlic and
Falanxzealot
6.) On the subject of supermarket houmous, the garlic content is usually measured as much less than a percent. For context, my mraowr weighs
Falanxzealot
5.) potential poisonings as their stated nutritional 'major groups' content is not as important as the actual ingredients.
Falanxzealot
4.) that most dogs and cats have is wildly different - some foods on the market really are garbage, and offer very little protection from
Falanxzealot
3.) Present veterinary techniques for diagnosing garlic poisoning are purely by observation, there's no active tests. The quality of diet
Falanxzealot
11.) thiol groups, which are bioavailable from a lot of foodstuffs, and present in meats too. A good diet protects the animal.
Falanxzealot
2.) more iron per unit mass in general as obligate carnivores, and are more resistant to the effects of garlic or onions size for size.
Falanxzealot
9.) opposite. She's 15 and in very good health - missing dentition from the abuse she suffered before she came to live with me
Falanxzealot
8.) onion in tiny quantities from a sample of my food on a week to fortnightly basis, and has never shown signs of distress, quite the
Falanxzealot
10.) notwithstanding. I'm not recommending it as part of the regular diet, but understand that the component that causes this effect is
ZergRusher99
ZergRusher99
Wow more Code Ment fans here than I imagined :D
ReportToTheShipAsSoonAsPossibleWellBangOK
i rewatch it like every 6 months, still waiting on the next episode!!!! series last updated 2015!!! im not crying i swear!!!!
snow306
Bold move cotton bold move
Atukanuva
Bite me banana man!
ZergRusher99
That doesn't even make sense?
Fuckifiknowwhatsgoingon
I'LL MAKE YOU MAKE SENSE
ReportToTheShipAsSoonAsPossibleWellBangOK
*unintelligible buzzing noises*
ENCHANTMEN
*vuvuzela
snow306
Bold move cotton bold move
WhyIsThisUsernameAlreadyInUse
Username checks out
ReportToTheShipAsSoonAsPossibleWellBangOK
I'M AT SOUP
snow306
Bold move cotton bold move
KaliaGrey
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?
SomeGuy4743
IT MEANS IM AT SOUP
ReportToTheShipAsSoonAsPossibleWellBangOK
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
NitroTheChampZach
Also love ur username as a mass effect fan myself
NitroTheChampZach
IM AT THE SOUP STORE
snow306
Bold move cotton bold move
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
PSA: This list doesn't necessarily apply to cats. It shouldn't have to be said, but there are some people who think they can eat the same.
cspinasdf
Wait, cats aren't girl pets and dogs are boy pets?
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
"Can your DOG safely eat these fruits?" title is a dead give away, you tard.
e2360
Damn, he's just trying to be helpful, stop being such a slinky
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
How is pointing out the obvious helpful? There are two titles with the word dog in it. Not cat, dog.
FiveShiftOne
Ansatsunin
Slinkitty :D
FergalHB
Does it necessarily apply to hippopotamus and wilderbeast though? And what about flying squirrel? Please let us know
thefinaldegree
Second PSA: Those are Kiwifruit not Kiwi. Here's a Kiwi:
Dispari
Right, dogs shouldn't eat cats.
lauraInternetJunkie
Well cats won't eat fruit anyway generally. But is does not apply from pet to pet you're right
FrostyCatQueen
Talk to my cat. Goes crazy for watermelon.
Caylin
My cat loves apples and tries to steal them when I'm eating one.
Morganelefay
Cats might still try to get a bite, pending on the cat's personality.
chaostheory10
One of my cats likes peaches and pears. I don't even offer them to him, he just steals them. Another one likes olives.
strideo
I've tme we were feeding my cat pieces of chicken and then we offered him a slice of mango. He ran up and bit into the mango before spitting
strideo
it out and shaking his head like he was totally disgusted. He had gotten so excited by the chicken he forgot to check what we were holding.
lauraInternetJunkie
Cute story! Mine is picky, she smells everything cautiously
735824
Cantaloupe.
2and900
Wait, cats aren't dogs?
CharlieTheCharlingCharlie
If you look closely, no.
strideo
What if they're a Catdog?
thehammerismypenis
Dogs are the boys and cats are the girls
SpaceeFox
Not gonna lie when I was little this was my mindset..
MrPakEDerm
Cat: like a dog, but not.
Fire1Earth2Air4Water1
Cats are carnivores so feed them meat!
DarkUranium
Mine loved raisins, though. I think she thought they were flies.
ZachariasWolfe
Not disagreeing with you but that comment seems out of place since dogs are also carnivores. They've just adapted a bit better to non-meat.
Wuz314159
Weird how Grapes and Raisins produce the same results.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
WowMuchFuni
Queyonce
I wonder if that means my dog can't drink wine.
Wuz314159
It's not on the list.
whisperio
Oh goddamnit. Took me longer than I'd care to admit to realize...
ForTheSwarm
As long as you figured it out before the grapes in your kitchen turned to raisins, we'll forgive you
WannieTheSane
Looking a food dehydrator box my wife says "Haha, who would dry out grapes?". I just looked at her until embarassment overtook her.
EvilandImaginary
I agree with her sentiment though as I think raisins are nasty.
BEEZEBEORA
I mean I understand why they listed both, Im sure someone would be an idiot and think "grapes are bad, but raisins arnt grapes!"
Jucorp
This
IaineZCat
Get out.
Lifeangel
They actually use to say raisins were ok until the first confirmed kidney damage from a dog eating an entire large box raisins happened.
udick
Can they drink wine?
Choclamean
People are stupid
Pootisborn
I once heard of a person allergic to peanuts who didn't know they were allergic to peanut butter.
hyohyun
Grasins
DRFUZY
DId you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice it turns back into a grape? That's a ROCK FACT
smaug777000
let's try chocolate-covered raisins
LoriZachary1
By all means, and make it dark chocolate please
tentaclefriendly
Some people are Legit THAT DUMB NOT TO MAKE THE CONNECTION. Not only do we let them have pets, they have Kids, too...
FergalHB
But Dr Edward Cooper - VMD only confirmed the latter, so how can we be sure?
hornsofthebull
Well it could possibly have been the case that dehydrated fruit was bad but the natural fruit is not. Also, some people are reeeeally thick.
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
What about Sultanines?
ShootYourGooMyDude
What about craisins?!
IAmDuckHammer
Raisins are dried-up grapes, and when met with saliva, it expands (can cause the dog to choke and die).
LurkaMel
Please tell me this is not what you believe.
IAmDuckHammer
What I meant to post was it's fatally toxic to the dog.
LurkaMel
:) no one would be able to eat grapes if they hyper inflated in our throats.
DefinitelyNotAShark
Same with cherries and peaches, although peaches are marked as fine here. It's as though the pits contain the same chemicals...
HappyJello
I think your on to something. Gonna send some samples to the lab
FloRin74
.....is simple .....like your stupidity.....raisins are dehidrated grapes.....
FloRin74
One more downvote to 100 !!!......Come on !!! Is all that what U can ?! ....:))))
shuya82
“.....” is not a substitution for punctuation.
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
FergalHB
If 74 denotes the year you were born you're not doing much for the theory that people in their 40+s should have their own separate internet
FloRin74
.....74 denotes the year when I died.....now I'm a gost .... Guess where I am now.....
EvilandImaginary
Based on their constant misuse of ellipsis, they are either young or retarded. Or both.
FloRin74
.....deeply !
Stuey1221
You tit.
WowMuchFuni
Twat you mean? Or tit?
Stuey1221
Meant tit but both are applicable
CheddarFiend
Either is fine. Tit, twit, twat, tosser
hiImyourcat
Why doesn't say see grapes?
MEATPROCESSIR
This is one of the reasons grape ice cream isn't a thing
Snaitf
lol, why would that have anything to do with dogs? Anything a dog can't eat can't be made into something more sweet? I don't think so.
DunderMifflinInfinity
Not true. A town in my area has hosted a grape festival for 100+ years and they serve grape ice cream
PepperPeanutsVagenis
What's weird is people feeding their dogs fruits.
VibratingNipples
Ikr, I rather feed my dog fresh meat
Jucorp
Fukin vegans
Lubanjo
the two are connected, but how?
Mythikun
This is why I love Imgur
RosieGarden
I don't know, honestly. One's a delicious fruit, and the other's satan's testicles.
kernell32
Doctor wasn't sure, he wasn't quoted on the Grapes pic.
qyrriqat
I love this dry humor.
kiehsay
as dry as those raisins..............
TheAmazingPencil
Raisins is dried grapes. Yes I'm fun at parties
chillFlamingo
I like you.
Somethinginthewoodshed
Oh dear. Look what you have done now
IThurtswhenIP6
Dumb guy here. How does digesting food affect their kidneys?
Donnicton
Did you ever notice how you never see the two of them in the same room together?
fewe
eraser1
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smoothoprater
The Jews...I mean the juice
smoothoprater
or lack thereof
2and900
Its the government!
TheUltimatePunMaster
If you soak raisins in grape juice they turn back into grapes. And that's a Rock Fact!
IamMadeOfShamrocks
Weird right? My kid is allergic to both also. Must be some science-type explanation for this...
MooseFoxx
Peanuts in disguise!
lordsmish
Just keep feeding them to him to build tolerance
cherryblossoms12
make sure to alternate between one and the other so he doesn't overdose
anonjustforthisone
And I only learned this at 22 when my friends dad bought a raisin farm....