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Whats up you beautiful muhfuckas! Miss me?
I know its been quite a while since I updated you kids on the trip. Its been an insane couple of weeks. There were funerals, injuries, a completely rebuilt transmission, a 60+ hour work day, and any number of incredible people coming to my rescue. Its been stressful as fuck, but with a ton of help from a ton of people, we were able to pull it off!
I think this is where I left you
The door panels were mounted, the big wall was cut, and the small wall wasnt even measured yet.
Got my windshield fixed!
Ol' Hopper checkin out the new glass. She approves!
Solar!
See that square? Fuck that square!
Very similarly to our friend the diamond, this ugly ass parallelogram o shit was an abysmal pain in the ass. I'm guessing it was some kind of vent in the Hopper's previous life as an ice cream truck. Now, its one colossal leak. It took a ton of time and silicone sealant, but I'm pretty sure its finally waterproof.
Panels are mounted
Getting those bitches level was interesting because of the curvature of the roof, but I finally got them up and mounted.;
I don't know diddly squat about electric, so any input on this part is welcome.
The solar panels came with a roll of 12g wire, and the connectors to build your own solar cable. This is so that you can make your wires exactly the length you need them.
Pretty straight forward
Strip the thing, put the thing in the thing, tighten the thing
Mom's spaghetti
Luckily, no sweaters or rap battles were in the vicinity
Clean Plate Club!!
Turned 4 things into 2 things
This handy little fucker is a solar charge controller
Its job is to keep the batteries from over charging
Ran the wires in through the window for now.
I'd still like to get the connectors inside to avoid damage from wind and vibration, but for now this is doing alright.
had a loose connector, so the controller read from the batteries, but nothing from the panels
Time for the passenger seat to come out
4 of these babies and out she came
SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!
File cabinet is screwed to the B post, and the fridge is strapped on top of that.
Thinking about switching these in the next couple days
Camp rope lights to replace the dingy dome light
Really sets the mood when its dark
Finally got this peppy little spit fuck doing exactly what it should be
Question though: When the total voltage reads around 10.5-11v an alarm goes off that is fuckin deafening. Any thoughts on why this is, or how to lower this cutoff to around the 7v mark?
Cutting studs to attach to the ribs of the van
The wall of the van curves, way more than the plywood we are using will, so I'm building the ribs out to mount to
My favorite shit on earth
Back in place
SP back in hero mode
My awesome brother Colby, also in hero mode
2 coats of poly on everything got it all looking really nice
Dad, doing dadly things
Middle of the night, still justy dadding away
Bed is in the van!
Late night visitor
Top hinges installed
I was going to use felt sliders
But I decided to use a moving pad instead. This will dampen some of the vibration noise from the tools and food inside
REAL TALK
This is the one major thing that's still wrong with the van. The turn signal assembly from the passenger side went missing. I'm worried about getting a ticket from this. If anyone happens to find a 96 Dodge 2500 van in a junkyard on my route, please let me know. If you can pull it out and let me buy it from you, that would be even better.
Flippy Floppy Mattress Toppy
Any time the mattress was tilted, the two foam toppers slid around and made it lumpy.
Problem solved!
It doesnt look like much, but in terms on sentimentality, this is the most special piece in the hopper.
It belonged to my great grandmother, and I was allowed to take it on the condition I take extra special care of it.
I am still having a problem with the fridge. The compressor runs and gets hot, but the actual fridge does not get cool at all. My dad ran this fridge off 12v AC current in his semi for several months and it worked fine. Same set up in the Hopper and it doesn't. Thoughts?
Mad storage yo.
I tried to put up pics of my route, but Imgur fucking hates me.
I went from Greensboro, NC (home) to Rockingham, NC to visit my Grandma, then to Owensboro, KY (where I'm typing this from) to see my other Grandmother. From here I am headed to Memphis, OK City, Denver (going to the Method Man/ Redman/ Collie Budz 420 show on 4/19, if anybody has a ticket and wants some company), Yellowstone Nat Patk, Hamilton, MT, Edmonton, then my ferry leaves Prince Rupert first thing in the morning on the 26th. If anyone in Canada has a place I could grab a shower or park for the night, please let me know.
My sister got this on the way out.
I"M GOING ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE!!
Fat ass tax
MyAnusTicklesSometimes
We don't care
TheVoidStaresBack
Nice update! Maybe a cheap paint job to cover that Dish stuff would be good. Safe travels
Dantus
I'm glad to see an update and all the pics, love this kinda shit. Good luck on your adventure! Safe travel
moosevan
You deserve and upvote because you are doing something and making something but damn, almost 200 pictures?
pbandjealousnow
I've faithfully checked for this. Yayyy have fun!
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Thank you! I'll keep you updated as I do more
FuckYouRuben
Reading these reminds me of reading the martian only with more oxygen
Blondike
FINALLY an update. Safe travels.
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Thanks! I'll keep you updated as I do more to it
ryandunn
Chris Farley doesn't know what living in a van is
SirTimTimOfSealand
Load 139 images? I'm going in!
pyramidhead14
This made me smile
Darksideunicorn
Cool!!
notsuddenlyandunexpectedly
Well done man. As a side project there are YT videos about converting a chest freezer to a fridge for use off-grid use. Sucks less juice!
TheChamp2121
What's with all the negativity- these posts make my day! So more pictures please, I love them! Safe travels friend.
JeffGodofBiscuits
Let me guess, gonna live in it, down by the river?
FoxfireWoodCrafts
You got it boss
NWFF1666
Be easy. Enjoy another summer of "working" while I slave away answering 911 calls.
FoxfireWoodCrafts
I'll try. We both know I'm probably never gonna end up at a real job
equatebrand
Is this a Bang Bus?
ryandunn
why doesn't this comment have more upvotes?
equatebrand
Imgur does not abide by the laws of nature.
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Not yet. Is that an offer?
equatebrand
To have you drive me around to fuck chicks?
FoxfireWoodCrafts
That position is filled. Currently I'm only accepting applications to be the chick
equatebrand
Godspeed, then.
hillbillygold
Dude silicone does not last long in the direct sun, hope it was the outdoor variety at least.
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Any suggestions for something that might stand up to the sun better? I really don't want it to start leaking again
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Seems like some folks think I don't handle criticism well. I'm not being a smartass, seriously if silicone won't hold up, do you have 1/
hillbillygold
I can't say really the tin roof makes things difficult, but it would help to get some heavy duty rubber over the area to block the sun rays,
FoxfireWoodCrafts
It's not tin, it's fiberglass. That make any difference?
hillbillygold
Can use the spray paint made for plastics...
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Thanks for taking the time to be constructive instead of bitching that it's too long. Any suggestions for something that will hold up?
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FoxfireWoodCrafts
It's not a matter of can't handle criticism. If the criticism is constructive, I actually welcome it. But when everyone's criticism is 1/
FoxfireWoodCrafts
It's not a matter of can't handle criticism. If the criticism is constructive, I actually welcome it. But when people's big complaint is1/
FoxfireWoodCrafts
That the post is too long, I honestly don't give a fuck at all. If people want to read it, cool. If not, cool. I'm on a super tight 2/
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Schedule, and if people want to complain because they don't don't have more than a 12 second attention span, that's not my problem
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InternationalManOfMysteries
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FoxfireWoodCrafts
For posts you can flip through while you take your morning shit? By deciding not to be stuck in a dead end job I hate like some of you 2/
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Bitter fucks? If you want to give me ideas for how to make the van or the trip better, please do. If you just want to whine, like a 3/
FoxfireWoodCrafts
Little kid, that's cool, but seriously, go bitch somewhere else, I really don't have any more time for your bullshit.