Van Goghing, Van Gone (Doing a Thing Update)

Apr 15, 2016 8:26 PM

Whats up you beautiful muhfuckas! Miss me?

I know its been quite a while since I updated you kids on the trip. Its been an insane couple of weeks. There were funerals, injuries, a completely rebuilt transmission, a 60+ hour work day, and any number of incredible people coming to my rescue. Its been stressful as fuck, but with a ton of help from a ton of people, we were able to pull it off!

I think this is where I left you

The door panels were mounted, the big wall was cut, and the small wall wasnt even measured yet.

Got my windshield fixed!

Ol' Hopper checkin out the new glass. She approves!

Solar!

See that square? Fuck that square!

Very similarly to our friend the diamond, this ugly ass parallelogram o shit was an abysmal pain in the ass. I'm guessing it was some kind of vent in the Hopper's previous life as an ice cream truck. Now, its one colossal leak. It took a ton of time and silicone sealant, but I'm pretty sure its finally waterproof.

Panels are mounted

Getting those bitches level was interesting because of the curvature of the roof, but I finally got them up and mounted.;

I don't know diddly squat about electric, so any input on this part is welcome.

The solar panels came with a roll of 12g wire, and the connectors to build your own solar cable. This is so that you can make your wires exactly the length you need them.

Pretty straight forward

Strip the thing, put the thing in the thing, tighten the thing

Mom's spaghetti

Luckily, no sweaters or rap battles were in the vicinity

Clean Plate Club!!

Turned 4 things into 2 things

This handy little fucker is a solar charge controller

Its job is to keep the batteries from over charging

Ran the wires in through the window for now.

I'd still like to get the connectors inside to avoid damage from wind and vibration, but for now this is doing alright.

had a loose connector, so the controller read from the batteries, but nothing from the panels

Time for the passenger seat to come out

4 of these babies and out she came

SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES!

File cabinet is screwed to the B post, and the fridge is strapped on top of that.

Thinking about switching these in the next couple days

Camp rope lights to replace the dingy dome light

Really sets the mood when its dark

Finally got this peppy little spit fuck doing exactly what it should be

Question though: When the total voltage reads around 10.5-11v an alarm goes off that is fuckin deafening. Any thoughts on why this is, or how to lower this cutoff to around the 7v mark?

Cutting studs to attach to the ribs of the van

The wall of the van curves, way more than the plywood we are using will, so I'm building the ribs out to mount to

My favorite shit on earth

Back in place

SP back in hero mode

My awesome brother Colby, also in hero mode

2 coats of poly on everything got it all looking really nice

Dad, doing dadly things

Middle of the night, still justy dadding away

Bed is in the van!

Late night visitor

Top hinges installed

I was going to use felt sliders

But I decided to use a moving pad instead. This will dampen some of the vibration noise from the tools and food inside

REAL TALK

This is the one major thing that's still wrong with the van. The turn signal assembly from the passenger side went missing. I'm worried about getting a ticket from this. If anyone happens to find a 96 Dodge 2500 van in a junkyard on my route, please let me know. If you can pull it out and let me buy it from you, that would be even better.

Flippy Floppy Mattress Toppy

Any time the mattress was tilted, the two foam toppers slid around and made it lumpy.

Problem solved!

It doesnt look like much, but in terms on sentimentality, this is the most special piece in the hopper.

It belonged to my great grandmother, and I was allowed to take it on the condition I take extra special care of it.

I am still having a problem with the fridge. The compressor runs and gets hot, but the actual fridge does not get cool at all. My dad ran this fridge off 12v AC current in his semi for several months and it worked fine. Same set up in the Hopper and it doesn't. Thoughts?

Mad storage yo.

I tried to put up pics of my route, but Imgur fucking hates me.

I went from Greensboro, NC (home) to Rockingham, NC to visit my Grandma, then to Owensboro, KY (where I'm typing this from) to see my other Grandmother. From here I am headed to Memphis, OK City, Denver (going to the Method Man/ Redman/ Collie Budz 420 show on 4/19, if anybody has a ticket and wants some company), Yellowstone Nat Patk, Hamilton, MT, Edmonton, then my ferry leaves Prince Rupert first thing in the morning on the 26th. If anyone in Canada has a place I could grab a shower or park for the night, please let me know.

My sister got this on the way out.

I"M GOING ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE!!

Fat ass tax

awesome

We don't care

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Nice update! Maybe a cheap paint job to cover that Dish stuff would be good. Safe travels

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm glad to see an update and all the pics, love this kinda shit. Good luck on your adventure! Safe travel

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

You deserve and upvote because you are doing something and making something but damn, almost 200 pictures?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I've faithfully checked for this. Yayyy have fun!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you! I'll keep you updated as I do more

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading these reminds me of reading the martian only with more oxygen

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FINALLY an update. Safe travels.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Thanks! I'll keep you updated as I do more to it

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chris Farley doesn't know what living in a van is

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Load 139 images? I'm going in!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me smile

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Well done man. As a side project there are YT videos about converting a chest freezer to a fridge for use off-grid use. Sucks less juice!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's with all the negativity- these posts make my day! So more pictures please, I love them! Safe travels friend.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me guess, gonna live in it, down by the river?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You got it boss

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Be easy. Enjoy another summer of "working" while I slave away answering 911 calls.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll try. We both know I'm probably never gonna end up at a real job

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Is this a Bang Bus?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

why doesn't this comment have more upvotes?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur does not abide by the laws of nature.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not yet. Is that an offer?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

To have you drive me around to fuck chicks?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That position is filled. Currently I'm only accepting applications to be the chick

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Godspeed, then.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude silicone does not last long in the direct sun, hope it was the outdoor variety at least.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Any suggestions for something that might stand up to the sun better? I really don't want it to start leaking again

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seems like some folks think I don't handle criticism well. I'm not being a smartass, seriously if silicone won't hold up, do you have 1/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can't say really the tin roof makes things difficult, but it would help to get some heavy duty rubber over the area to block the sun rays,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not tin, it's fiberglass. That make any difference?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can use the spray paint made for plastics...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for taking the time to be constructive instead of bitching that it's too long. Any suggestions for something that will hold up?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 17, 2016 2:38 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's not a matter of can't handle criticism. If the criticism is constructive, I actually welcome it. But when everyone's criticism is 1/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's not a matter of can't handle criticism. If the criticism is constructive, I actually welcome it. But when people's big complaint is1/

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That the post is too long, I honestly don't give a fuck at all. If people want to read it, cool. If not, cool. I'm on a super tight 2/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Schedule, and if people want to complain because they don't don't have more than a 12 second attention span, that's not my problem

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10 years ago (deleted Apr 17, 2016 2:39 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

For posts you can flip through while you take your morning shit? By deciding not to be stuck in a dead end job I hate like some of you 2/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bitter fucks? If you want to give me ideas for how to make the van or the trip better, please do. If you just want to whine, like a 3/

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Little kid, that's cool, but seriously, go bitch somewhere else, I really don't have any more time for your bullshit.

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