Apr 8, 2021 10:09 PM
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KiwiGameDev
Someone made me a flower crown once and I kept it until it withered and decayed into mush, before putting it in my garden
Chair5768
You're a daisy if you do.
xcopperx
Neato
belaqua84
I always made them by french braiding - add a new flower in on every stand you braid
staryjdido
Ask any Ukrainian girl.
chavnutsmcchav
This gave me flashbacks of watching Midsomer. It wasn't scary but made me so uneasy and uncomfortable for days after.
Kakeukh
Ok, made my crown, have it on my head. What am I the king of?
iluvdis
Huh, now I need to find enough longer stemmed flowers...
stonebrood
crop the fucking watermark off before posting. even if you're on a phone it only takes two seconds
curleymatt
Midsommar vibes...
MrsGirafe
I just braid three stem then add a couple new stems at each new braiding stage. Works too!
akinia
We celebrate summer solstice in Latvia and girls make these every year. Some of the men get big ones from oak leaves. At least 1/2
they used to, when I was younger. Living in the UK, I miss this. It's almost as big as Christmas there 2/2
MrRandom314159
Okay, but at what point do I stop wrapping them all together and how do I tie the ends together?
StepOnTheSun
We need to know! Anyone?
Passion4Pets4Life233
I used to make them all the time as a kid but once tried as an adult and had completely forgotten how. Now i will try again
Anaphriel
I should message for more info. *Sees uwu* nevermind.
BlacknCrimsonRose
Ah my childhood...
lovedogsANDcats
I studied that graphic for way too long considering I am 60 yrs old, have never worn a flower crown and never will.
Muffyns
Its never too late
OogaOogaMooshka
Jeeze that's pretty simple. But how do you end it and keep it from unwinding?
Yes! Anyone? How DO YOU END IT??
xaviar3000
How do you make it a loop instead of a line?
awesomecat42
Connect one end to the other
KalliJ
When it is the desired length, tuck the stems at the end into the first couple loops (you may have to loosen them a bit) to make a circlet.
v01dstar
When it's long enough that new stems can reach around to the start at the circumference you want, do that and start wrapping them around. \
When the new flowers reach the first one, you can stop, or do a few more to have some overlap, or even do a whole nother layer if you want.
(Source: totally guessing, I've never done this either. But it seems like it should work. I'm an engineer.)
HuffleBeast
But how do you tie it off?
Why isn't anyone answering?
feliscorvus
I haven’t tried doing it but I would probably loop the last stem around the first flower head and tuck it in wherever it looked strongest.
MsMackPaddyWhack
I would join a cult in Sweden and sacrifice my cheating boyfried.
curiousklaus
Thinking about that movie still makes me feel uneasy...
Toothpik556
What movie?
RigoryMorty
Midsommar
RussellTodd
Ugh, the boyfriend was raped. He was drugged out of his fucking mind and then made to have sex.
HoochIsCrazzy
Step 1: Catch one of the Fey folk
pip1
Step 2: Fucken scalp 'em
Nandortherelentless
Step 2: Step 3: Profit.
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Step 2 is make the fae make daisy chains for you
stankginchfurbuger
Catching fairies is easy if you have a nice ass
GenericUsername71
Put that Fey in the box!
lorianlotus
DON’T.
MissPeabody
FireSolvesProblems
Having pizza helps.
well yeah of course. That is true for any situation.
Proving what we all know; pizza is among the truest magics.
the oldest and deepest magics
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
In Fern Gully??
You know, I never saw it, but from what I've heard it sounds like the Fey are more likely to capture humans than vice versa
Itslukus
It wasn't originally like that, but once we started capturing them it was fair game.
As long as they are radically cool and have a Walkman.
lilyofthorns
Instructions unclear, banned from the seal exhibit.
OK, you mistook a seal for a selkie, easy mistake. In the future wait until she takes off her seal skin to confirm she is a selkie
Jiraiyaasama
What if im in a rush n have to pee ... I can't keep watch all day?
Hey you're the one who wants a seal woman, sacrifices must be made
Maybe they'll like the warmth? Just ask first.
ieatpinkcrayons
warpzealot
Who downvoted this. I will fight you
thereisagifforeverythingisntthere
JollyRogarrgh
I too have friends I would want to put these crowns on.
BubbleGumLips
I love genital hats too.
highwayheater
PineappleMigraine
the sweet scent of a crown of corpses
Canigetbannedagain
Literally a daisy (dandelion) chain
hockeyandgolfer224
I've never heard this phrase before, I'll Google it and read up on it.
You never head if a daisy chain?
FookinPrawns
OH DANG
PirateRubberDuck
I always made holes in the stems to make daisy chains.
Hurro
I always thought you used your nail and split the stem and slid the next flower through.
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm a dude. If I ever need one I'll hit up one of my hippy female friends and have them do it for me. Lord knows I've done enough>>
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OperationRustysBlanket
Probably works better for non dandylions.
AcerSaccharum8
That’s how I learned to do it too!
staceBugTerror
Me too
Puninthe0ven
Yes! I just read about that method for daisy chains the other day.
sundaymondayhippyday
Well do share....you tease
Oh silly me! https://www.instagram.com/p/CNWb1SMHhdW/?igshid=sjcaf1taovau she has a beautiful Insta that’s worth a follow.
HedonistBeard
It depends on the type of flower and how much longevity is required. Splitting the stem will make it wilt faster.
dickable
There are multiple techniques!
Adthay
more than one way to skin a flower
Winter23
*terrified flower noises*
cutebytes
Also works ! The last tho is hard
ellseeawesomesauce
same
objectreborn
That works well for clover because it has a tougher stem.
ilasid
Used to do that as a girl.
Bonana
Congrats on the transition!! (I hope that will not be taken in bad taste)
Lol. Yes I am a woman now.
bigbadbill285
I scrolled down for this comment. Same here.
Thesaya
I use florist wire, because my parents are florists. lasts the longest of all. ;)
Well la-dee-dah Fancy-Wreaths
Hey, I didn't know it was fancy or unusual to have it easily available! No clue where to find it now though...
HelpfulCorn
Michaels, Hobby Lobby, or similar
I am sure that would be helpful if any of those chains existed in my country. XD I would most likely go to the shop and buy it from -
ReelPoop
BeerBatteredandBold
Oh shit....
princessbutterstuff
Please no
LokiOnTheCouch
Wow that movie was definitely a mood
fortfantastic
i thought it was going to be a reference to that canadian novel
ahmackalak
What movie was this?
NateOfAmericans
Great family flick. Check it out!
MIDSOMMAR
acidrefluxcapacitor
dataismyspiritanimal
The director described it as “the ultimate breakup movie” and it really was. You should watch it! Just be ready to cover your eyes.
KiwiGameDev
Someone made me a flower crown once and I kept it until it withered and decayed into mush, before putting it in my garden
Chair5768
You're a daisy if you do.
xcopperx
Neato
belaqua84
I always made them by french braiding - add a new flower in on every stand you braid
staryjdido
Ask any Ukrainian girl.
chavnutsmcchav
This gave me flashbacks of watching Midsomer. It wasn't scary but made me so uneasy and uncomfortable for days after.
Kakeukh
Ok, made my crown, have it on my head. What am I the king of?
iluvdis
Huh, now I need to find enough longer stemmed flowers...
stonebrood
crop the fucking watermark off before posting. even if you're on a phone it only takes two seconds
curleymatt
Midsommar vibes...
MrsGirafe
I just braid three stem then add a couple new stems at each new braiding stage. Works too!
akinia
We celebrate summer solstice in Latvia and girls make these every year. Some of the men get big ones from oak leaves. At least 1/2
akinia
they used to, when I was younger. Living in the UK, I miss this. It's almost as big as Christmas there 2/2
MrRandom314159
Okay, but at what point do I stop wrapping them all together and how do I tie the ends together?
StepOnTheSun
We need to know! Anyone?
Passion4Pets4Life233
I used to make them all the time as a kid but once tried as an adult and had completely forgotten how. Now i will try again
Anaphriel
I should message for more info. *Sees uwu* nevermind.
BlacknCrimsonRose
Ah my childhood...
lovedogsANDcats
I studied that graphic for way too long considering I am 60 yrs old, have never worn a flower crown and never will.
Muffyns
Its never too late
OogaOogaMooshka
Jeeze that's pretty simple. But how do you end it and keep it from unwinding?
StepOnTheSun
Yes! Anyone? How DO YOU END IT??
xaviar3000
How do you make it a loop instead of a line?
awesomecat42
Connect one end to the other
KalliJ
When it is the desired length, tuck the stems at the end into the first couple loops (you may have to loosen them a bit) to make a circlet.
v01dstar
When it's long enough that new stems can reach around to the start at the circumference you want, do that and start wrapping them around. \
v01dstar
When the new flowers reach the first one, you can stop, or do a few more to have some overlap, or even do a whole nother layer if you want.
v01dstar
(Source: totally guessing, I've never done this either. But it seems like it should work. I'm an engineer.)
HuffleBeast
But how do you tie it off?
StepOnTheSun
Why isn't anyone answering?
feliscorvus
I haven’t tried doing it but I would probably loop the last stem around the first flower head and tuck it in wherever it looked strongest.
MsMackPaddyWhack
I would join a cult in Sweden and sacrifice my cheating boyfried.
curiousklaus
Thinking about that movie still makes me feel uneasy...
Toothpik556
What movie?
RigoryMorty
Midsommar
RussellTodd
Ugh, the boyfriend was raped. He was drugged out of his fucking mind and then made to have sex.
HoochIsCrazzy
Step 1: Catch one of the Fey folk
pip1
Step 2: Fucken scalp 'em
Nandortherelentless
Step 2: Step 3: Profit.
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Step 2 is make the fae make daisy chains for you
stankginchfurbuger
Catching fairies is easy if you have a nice ass
HoochIsCrazzy
GenericUsername71
Put that Fey in the box!
lorianlotus
DON’T.
MissPeabody
FireSolvesProblems
Having pizza helps.
HoochIsCrazzy
well yeah of course. That is true for any situation.
FireSolvesProblems
Proving what we all know; pizza is among the truest magics.
HoochIsCrazzy
the oldest and deepest magics
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
In Fern Gully??
HoochIsCrazzy
You know, I never saw it, but from what I've heard it sounds like the Fey are more likely to capture humans than vice versa
Itslukus
It wasn't originally like that, but once we started capturing them it was fair game.
RedBlueGreenRedBlueGreen
As long as they are radically cool and have a Walkman.
lilyofthorns
Instructions unclear, banned from the seal exhibit.
HoochIsCrazzy
OK, you mistook a seal for a selkie, easy mistake. In the future wait until she takes off her seal skin to confirm she is a selkie
Jiraiyaasama
What if im in a rush n have to pee ... I can't keep watch all day?
HoochIsCrazzy
Hey you're the one who wants a seal woman, sacrifices must be made
lilyofthorns
Maybe they'll like the warmth? Just ask first.
ieatpinkcrayons
warpzealot
Who downvoted this. I will fight you
thereisagifforeverythingisntthere
JollyRogarrgh
I too have friends I would want to put these crowns on.
BubbleGumLips
I love genital hats too.
highwayheater
PineappleMigraine
the sweet scent of a crown of corpses
Canigetbannedagain
Literally a daisy (dandelion) chain
hockeyandgolfer224
I've never heard this phrase before, I'll Google it and read up on it.
Canigetbannedagain
You never head if a daisy chain?
FookinPrawns
OH DANG
PirateRubberDuck
I always made holes in the stems to make daisy chains.
Hurro
I always thought you used your nail and split the stem and slid the next flower through.
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm a dude. If I ever need one I'll hit up one of my hippy female friends and have them do it for me. Lord knows I've done enough>>
NapoleonDynOmite
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OperationRustysBlanket
Probably works better for non dandylions.
AcerSaccharum8
That’s how I learned to do it too!
staceBugTerror
Me too
Puninthe0ven
Yes! I just read about that method for daisy chains the other day.
sundaymondayhippyday
Well do share....you tease
Puninthe0ven
Oh silly me! https://www.instagram.com/p/CNWb1SMHhdW/?igshid=sjcaf1taovau she has a beautiful Insta that’s worth a follow.
HedonistBeard
It depends on the type of flower and how much longevity is required. Splitting the stem will make it wilt faster.
dickable
There are multiple techniques!
Adthay
more than one way to skin a flower
Winter23
*terrified flower noises*
cutebytes
Also works ! The last tho is hard
ellseeawesomesauce
same
objectreborn
That works well for clover because it has a tougher stem.
ilasid
Used to do that as a girl.
Bonana
Congrats on the transition!! (I hope that will not be taken in bad taste)
ilasid
Lol. Yes I am a woman now.
bigbadbill285
I scrolled down for this comment. Same here.
Thesaya
I use florist wire, because my parents are florists. lasts the longest of all. ;)
Hurro
Well la-dee-dah Fancy-Wreaths
Thesaya
Hey, I didn't know it was fancy or unusual to have it easily available! No clue where to find it now though...
HelpfulCorn
Michaels, Hobby Lobby, or similar
Thesaya
I am sure that would be helpful if any of those chains existed in my country. XD I would most likely go to the shop and buy it from -
ReelPoop
BeerBatteredandBold
Oh shit....
princessbutterstuff
Please no
LokiOnTheCouch
Wow that movie was definitely a mood
fortfantastic
i thought it was going to be a reference to that canadian novel
ReelPoop
ahmackalak
What movie was this?
NateOfAmericans
Great family flick. Check it out!
LokiOnTheCouch
MIDSOMMAR
acidrefluxcapacitor
Midsommar
dataismyspiritanimal
The director described it as “the ultimate breakup movie” and it really was. You should watch it! Just be ready to cover your eyes.