Think ppl need to stop trying to reinvent meanings of words that already have meanings... cuz indeed if this is streaking then the whole planet is streaking nearly 90% of the time...
Semi-streakers? Aren't you supposed to be fully nude? I guess that would land you on a sex offender list these days, though. Still, it would be kinda fun to move somewhere new and have to go around telling all your neighbors that you are on the registry, but you're on it for streaking the Super Bowl, not for any actual sex stuff. Great ice breaker. Plus, everyone would instantly know that you're probably a lot of fun at parties and start inviting you.
It's not like it was in the 70s and 80s it was just good cheeky fun, slap on the wrist ..... If you whipped out your privates in front of crowd today, automatic sex offender status, then you'd have to explain yourself all the time, not worth it
It's become common practice not to talk about it beyond mentioning the interruption or show it on camera to discourage people from doing it in the first place.
"They each face a charge of prohibited conduct at an athletic event, which is a misdemeanor. Both were released without having to post bail and are due in court in April."
Did that guy pay an ungodly amount of money to be there, just to run into the field before the game was over and be tackled by security? I mean, I'm sure he will probably face some misdemeanor charges over it as well. That can't be worth the 10 seconds of "fame"
Not to mention the fines. That’s going to be at least $5,000 in fines for each, on top of the arrest record and then criminal history post prosecution.
"They each face a charge of prohibited conduct at an athletic event, which is a misdemeanor. Both were released without having to post bail and are due in court in April."
probably a youtuber. gonna make a "I Streaked at the SUPER BOWL!" with a over saturated thumbnail of him in handcuffs and its gonna get millions of views.
Here in Chicago it will catch you a felony. Prolly gonna show up to county pretty roughed up also. Back in the 90s there was a father son duo that jumped a 1st base coach at a White Sox game, beat him up pretty bad. After that they took the gloves off about this kind of behavior.
This. People have done this in the past. Put huge wagers on whether or not there will be a streaker - and then go do the streaking themselves to win big $$$. They should eliminate the ability to make such bets as this type of nonsense is fucking stupid.
There's a possibility this person make a large bet on whether there would be streakers or not during the game...then they make sure that bet was successful. It's happened before.
keizo4
Shirts off for Harambe
pullingsixty
This is an "American" streaker. No nudity allowed. Remember Janet.
sydneygirl
at least take your clothes off if you're going to waste thousands of dollars...FFS America
goflyblind
ray stevens would be very disappointed.
MaxxHadron
Wait, there were pants involved? That's not streaking! Streaking involves nekkidness!
Infamoustrouz
You run faster with your cock out.
goodtimehadbyall
What the hell?? He slid feet first and still got tackled? Need to be some flags thrown.
DocTanner
They should just let the players do it. They're faster and nobody will streak twice after being tackled by 300+ pounds of armored dude.
wadenelson
They should have deployed the ZEUS anti-streaker system. NSFW!
wadenelson
pfunk81
No one will top the champ.
tinytyrant
last man in...
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kilgoth1
imagine paying whatever the price tickets were going for just to get thrown out of the game for THIS.
Snezko
Think ppl need to stop trying to reinvent meanings of words that already have meanings... cuz indeed if this is streaking then the whole planet is streaking nearly 90% of the time...
TheWorldNeedsMoreNiceThings
Semi-streakers? Aren't you supposed to be fully nude?
I guess that would land you on a sex offender list these days, though. Still, it would be kinda fun to move somewhere new and have to go around telling all your neighbors that you are on the registry, but you're on it for streaking the Super Bowl, not for any actual sex stuff. Great ice breaker. Plus, everyone would instantly know that you're probably a lot of fun at parties and start inviting you.
vincentsl
That wasn’t even a single streaker
FestusMA
Some say there was another streaker on the grassy knoll
eastend666
Technically, they're only half streaker, if memory serves.
sjhsnz
I'm guessing that dude wasn't a QB... he was clearly sliding, still got tackled and I don't see any flags being thrown
Holinyx05
So you paid $10,000 and didn't even make it to the endzone? lol
yesdearmetoo
This had to be done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM
LogicDude
PITCH INVASION!
RetrogradeLlama
Streaking involves nudity
BTWash22
Learned today that the definition of STREAKER has changed.
scarabrae
... soft-ass kids these days can't even streak properly
Trimule
Fuckin'A ! In my day if you weren't ready to go total bare ass, you didn't even think about it.
TinySmackGodMFERS
It's not like it was in the 70s and 80s it was just good cheeky fun, slap on the wrist ..... If you whipped out your privates in front of crowd today, automatic sex offender status, then you'd have to explain yourself all the time, not worth it
Redyls
well then old timer. get your floppy wrinkly old ass out there and show them how its done!
Nim449
[x] i am in this reply and i don't like it.
AGiantSlor
I figured I'd see it online. They barely mentioned it during the game.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
They should not have mentioned it at all.
Xenominim
It's become common practice not to talk about it beyond mentioning the interruption or show it on camera to discourage people from doing it in the first place.
dirtmarker
They look clothed
imakeeper
I bet if you go full nude you would be charged as a sex offender. Because nudity equals sex in America.
dirtmarker
They are probably getting charged with terrorism
StillNotYouTube
And weapons of mass destruction.
JesaraB
"They each face a charge of prohibited conduct at an athletic event, which is a misdemeanor. Both were released without having to post bail and are due in court in April."
dirtmarker
Cool. Fair
camn333
Did that guy pay an ungodly amount of money to be there, just to run into the field before the game was over and be tackled by security? I mean, I'm sure he will probably face some misdemeanor charges over it as well. That can't be worth the 10 seconds of "fame"
jjw9
Not to mention the fines. That’s going to be at least $5,000 in fines for each, on top of the arrest record and then criminal history post prosecution.
atomfixes101
He placed a bet that there would be a streaker, he spent 10k on the ticket, but won 20k on the bet
16bitStarbuck
That would feel fucking amazing if you think about it.
JesaraB
"They each face a charge of prohibited conduct at an athletic event, which is a misdemeanor. Both were released without having to post bail and are due in court in April."
SquidBaitBadgerDroid
His goals are beyond our understanding
Isthe4thtimethecharm
They didn't even play it on TV.
Kleston
They also can end up with a lifetime ban from the NFL, so no more football games, ever.
charhan
Appears he was a Trump appointee.
RandomDude74575
probably a youtuber. gonna make a "I Streaked at the SUPER BOWL!" with a over saturated thumbnail of him in handcuffs and its gonna get millions of views.
myoldnamewasntverynice
Here in Chicago it will catch you a felony. Prolly gonna show up to county pretty roughed up also. Back in the 90s there was a father son duo that jumped a 1st base coach at a White Sox game, beat him up pretty bad. After that they took the gloves off about this kind of behavior.
cantbelievethisisstillavailable
Unless he placed a large wager on there being a streaker and the winnings more than pay for his ticket and any fines.
Brownie19
This. People have done this in the past. Put huge wagers on whether or not there will be a streaker - and then go do the streaking themselves to win big $$$. They should eliminate the ability to make such bets as this type of nonsense is fucking stupid.
MithridateEupator
I don't think any bookie would pay up if you turned out to the streaker. They aren't fans of rigged bets.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Ok... But your buddy does it, anf you split the winning.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
And there's really no fame, they intentionally avoid capturing them on camera, and don't air them so they don't get the publicity.
crann
All I heard during the game was: sports ball commentary "Seems to be a partial streaker." And back to sports ball commentary.
coolray
Just wish media exercised the same discretion with Trump.
gentlemanmouser
Yes
melmboundanddown
Imgur fame
DadOnTheInternet
chicharrone
According to Google- the lowest priced Super Bowl ticket is over $8300. That's some expensive cardio topped off with a complimentary ass kicking.
Brownie19
There's a possibility this person make a large bet on whether there would be streakers or not during the game...then they make sure that bet was successful. It's happened before.
StillNotYouTube
That's just resellers. Many people get tickets for free or pay <$1,000.
acetothermus
I was just going to make a comment about paying all that money to get kicked out before the game is even over. So dumb.
DuffyMx
what? thats a fuckton of money .. do people have that much money to spend on a game event?! wow ...
cnphilli
7 billion people in the world, 60,000 people are bound to have a lot of money.
viila
Most of the world doesn't give a shit about American handegg.
cnphilli
ok, but 60,000 is still a very small number of people.
cnphilli
oh yea, 8 billion. can't keep up