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Fun stuff.
Thorketil
HOLAKOOO
Illinifan88
#32 this is such a wild duo. We've got sweet little Tom Holland and then Jon Bernthal who seems like he could be the offspring on the meanest rat you can find in NYC (though he seems like a genuinely nice guy).
Little Tommy is so prim and proper while Jon is throwing out every swear in the book.
Then Tom throws up and Jon starts cheering like the upperclassmen in a frat when a freshman gets sick from drinking too much.
drhobotron
#16 Drier than Steven Miller's corpse of a wife.
weidermeijer
#28 … as is tradition.
CallMeOldFashionedBut
MagnumRadhard
#32
cryborg
#14
haveanupvotegif
fartytowels
#16 Has anyone grabbed him by the pussy yet? Apparently that’s allowed…
yeahhedugit
"Nussy."
SidonisAntares
#24 jfc my hometown made it into a DK dump
JasonFndrbrkr
#40 "I Have the Hi-Ground"
weidermeijer
#4 “Big Jim Slade” rack
AvsFreak
Well, it's Monday...again.
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
Iplaybadguys
#39 Wales?
Jaqdakloun
#16 eeeeew...fucks wrong with y'all
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Jaqdakloun
LewdLuteGoblin
TheDeucer
That deep breath at the start.... Me too baby penguin, me too
itiswhatitis420
#16 ben shapiro says absolutely not
JacktheKind
not wet, but greasy...
(I'll show myself out, where I can loathe my own words in silence)
HillOfBeans
JacktheKind
HillOfBeans
I forgot to mention that her voice and personality is as you described- wet and greasy. A character on Andor.
MapleSyrupMafia
Ewwwww... and I won't even have to specify which one...
Terran81
#16
4chanrefugee
#35 in middle school, we used to play a game called Kerrigan. If you saw someone in the hallway, you would kick the back of their calf so they fell to the floor. Then they'd have to yell „Whhhhhyyyyy?“ and if they didn't, they'd get punched. Then they became Tanya and could Kerrigan the next person....
NaughtButOne
#33
southflhitnrun
#3 Try this prompt: My dog has developed a sugar fixation and keep finding & eating the sugar. How do I store and package my sugar so the dog won't smell it?
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Put it in an empty Coke bottle, to keep track of it.
SacrificialClam
#17 an abomination! First, you tell me that I am supposed to MICROWAVE that???? And then am I made to believe that there is ONE sandwich inside that box??
Flwrchld77
Things like that are made for people who are traveling. When your hotel fridge is barely a cooler and all you have is a microwave, the frozen aisle at the Walgreens across the street is sometimes the best you can get.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Having done this many times, I still would never get a grilled cheese sandwich. It seems impossible that it will actually be good. Chicken, rice, veggies in some kind of sauce is always a safe bet. Or a frozen burrito.
Flwrchld77
It's not what I'd reach for first, but I'm also not a picky eater, or a stickler for a hot meal. It's not for me, but that doesn't make it an outlandish product
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I'm not a picky eater either. But I wouldn't deliberately eat anything that seems like it wouldn't be good when there are other options. If that was all I had access to, sure, I'd eat it. I believe it's edible. I just doubt it's reasonably good-tasting.
Flwrchld77
I mean, it's a grilled cheese, I imagine it tastes about the same as any you'd make at home for a similar price. No one is buying frozen food expecting it to knock their socks off
Rogahar
Honestly it was the 'one sandwich' part being proudly advertised on the box that got me. You're telling me thats not even 3 or 4 "sandwiches" in there when its literally just the two cheapest items in any given grocery store slapped together and frozen?
profiledit
Thanks DK. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MHh1c3ZlOXdycmZjODhlem56aTQ5aHc2OGdnZmlwa2YzcHZiN3I1eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oKIPdCLpe9erRD0SQ/200w.webp
MayMayz4DayzYo
#33
theonenummy
Wildly unpopular take, but I lived in Rochester, NY during the pandemic and youths were carjacking people at gunpoint in target parking lots. So, if I had my kid with me, I was leaving that cart where the fuck ever I had to do I could ensure we both got away.
MayMayz4DayzYo
Nah bro you’re 100% right in that situation!
aerodynamit3
#23
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joeyecho101
Happy Monday DK. Let's get this bread.
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Memaws groovin.
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
Color me impressed
JimFromMarketing
Ai
steak22
Sad- I can’t even enjoy a grandmas getting down anymore. Stupid AI.
rooftopchinaman
He is right, picture on door right side generates new about halfway through video. Haters shut up
firlefranz
Def not AI (Hypers Kids Africa)
Lugh314159
I figured that was an artifact from the low resolution. Granted AI does tend to take advantage of exactly that .. but I've never seen AI do this well on reflections and shadows at the same time.
SpicyTrashManda
I thought the same things as you. There are so many things that don’t get distorted (curtains, tiles, wood panelling on ceiling, reflection on the TV) that I would expect to see more than just that one photo printout on the door acting up.
PostalHeathen
#4 Wine bottle holder?
Sinisfun
I was thinking tissue box holder lol
subject6661
Was thinking toilet roll holder but this seems correcterder
periwinklepanda
I thought it was a cd rack 😅
opus68
GrandmaSlappy
Bro didn't get the reference
Howlingowl
I was thinking paper towel holder where the cardboard tube was his cock but this is better
joeyecho101
Dude was hanging more of a Mexican prayer candle than a wine bottle but whatevs
billiebitkiller
what does this mean. Who are you talking about. why did you say it.
joeyecho101
The item is a cutout, in the shape of a man, based on an internet famous picture of a naked man sitting on the edge of the bed, and he has a gigantic dong
billiebitkiller
I thought it was the Rock
joeyecho101
The Log
Unstopapple
dude could give women PTSD being gentle.
bottledham
Who are we? Where did we come from? Are we god?
joeyecho101
How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
That is my guess
NeoAcario
Same.. but is it supposed to be the silhouette's dick... or in his ass?
chewmaca2
You put the bottle in his ass to make a penis
NeoAcario
So this is meant to go on something like an island.. so the people on the guest side see the dick poking out? Makes sense.
JadeNB1729
Instructions unclear ... no, wait, I guess instructions were perfectly clear.
cryborg
Snuggelapolous
This was given to me at a wine event once
TaraxaSeeds
Glorious. 🤣
Terran81
Thank you! I was like “I feel like this is something I want but I don’t know what for.” Yes, I do want it.
jery007
The balls.. oh my god the balls
BrandonianFlynnigan
Do you guys know the story of this photo? It always makes me really sad
umpbumpfizz
Cover me in sauce. I want it. I can handle it.
starkeclipse
You can leave a comment like this just hanging there. Add the story!
LarkAscending
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-untold-story-of-wood-the-well-endowed-man-from-those-coronavirus-texts/
PearjuiceATX
So a big dick with infidelity issues?
psugab
The story has a mid sentence link that says "photo of a beefy, naked Black man" and I clicked the link getting exactly what it said but was somehow not what I expected.
baraseth
I had no idea, always just thought it was a picture of a random porn star. Sounds like he was a very sweet, albeit complicated, man. Thanks for sharing!
bottledham
"Wardy Joubert ...worked with a special football camp that does youth outreach and training... was a father of two, and a deacon at [church] always offering to pray for others, evangelizing on the street, and doing outreach...he would regularly provide food for the homeless and was quick to help someone in need; his Herculean figure and warm personality made him a staple in his community. Countless comments ...mentioned his smile, his sense of humor, and how he made everyone feel like a friend."