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Fun stuff.
fragglestckcar
#2 What? Is it because I have a cabbage for a head?!!
Harbltron
"I am in SHU with no contact to the outside world", he posted on Twitter...
profiledit
Thanks DK.
#9 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2xvbGFqaDh0dXJqZzh4aXFpa3pvMzBsZ201cm9iM2NpemozYTczdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oEjI2MWrb3XRlftte/200w.webp
oldguyexlurker
#36 The two things are not contradictory. You eat them. Part of them, you shit out (ashes to ashes as it were). The rest is incorporated into your own body for later decomposition.
Omicron416
Exactly! It's actually more efficient if they're food first and THEN fertilizer.
Which is used to grow more food.
Making them fertilizer right away is wasteful.
4chanrefugee
#13 Mr. President!
KingBSTRD22
He's just got out, hopefully he's getting the wrangling he needs and zero internet access.
cryborg
#9 & #33
earthlingextraordinaire
"Shove it up your butt!" -Stanley(TheOffice) https://imgur.com/7KUoq5M.mp4
copperdomebodhi
#14 Bro amazed he could face consequences when his brand is, "I do what I want and never face consequences."
AvsFreak
#15 gnostic death cult. Goes all the way back to Semiramis and Tamuz worship.
DJThuglifeSupreme
#14 “no contact with the outside world” he tweets from his phone…
HamSlamwich
Nah he's just having someone else update his account. Which means he is 100% in contact with the outside world.
CommunCreator
I wonder how well he’d go with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
cropduster5000
I’m guessing that much impotent rage would make for a bad taste in the meat
LewdLuteGoblin
joeyecho101
A girl's gotta make a living
Affray
devasto
#27 I've been picked for kill even when I wasn't one of the original options
haveanupvotegif
Rhadjaz
#11 don't do my girl Moo Deng dirty like that! They are both gems!
Iplaybadguys
#22
Iplaybadguys
Or perhaps
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fartharder
#27 every time
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#17 is it me or is this man's mouth very rectangular
DarkSock
… Maybe he fellates mailboxes…?
LeTourdeFrance
I think it's been tampered with. Its the King of Sweden and he doesn't have that big mouth.
MetalSonicSixtyNine
#34 On Claude Van Damn
karashu2000
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGNwNDZzNjE3MmlqcTJ4cm81N2Jjd2Fqc21iczczeXRrcm1ydm85ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7btVptdt2BtYzJkI/200w.webp
wadatahmydamie
#2 Cabbage Head!
abrakadaBRO
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
What a terrible day to have eyes
profiledit
Freak0zoid
WTAF
congrationyoudoneit
Layers
UprootedGrunt
#14 "No contact with the outside world" he says in his contact with the outside world...
Bardcrest
#21 is this...a reference or something?
truk77
Typical off-topic story associated with any internet recipe.
thepicklebucket
rigatoni is a commonly used aphrodisiac
DarthWaiterSE
A new 'you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese' just dropped so I'm gonna bust out the fancy KFC commemorative plates.
MadamPuddifoot
Commonly is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Maybe among Italians, but we normal people have never heard that.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
#15 …they saved the skull…
iusedtodream
They saved "a" skull, anyway.
randomwalrus
As one does... or doesn't... stay outta my basement.
GratuaCuun
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z29zNGMzajRxMXh2emN4N3JtaG9qMmJ6YmJ0NWd4cXJ6NjZwNHk2OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3RyZW5kaW5nJmN0PWc/0TeNlWHu9W5OEFQ0Zk/200w.webp
4chanrefugee
#31 I used to run a lanyard through my nipple ring with my keys...
StewedTomaters
What made you stop? Don't answer.
4chanrefugee
I switched from a captive bead ring to a barbell.
cryborg
But that's just for fun.
potentiallyunsafe
#20 Is it true that there is a spot in a sunfish that if you ram it with an orca, it blows up?
TooCoolForZuul
Michael Bay knows, probably.
realpersonjacob
Boom.thankyou.gif
cryborg
potentiallyunsafe
Well, that answers that
BlancheFromage
"Bryan, once you do that, there's no good eatin' left!
iusedtodream
Yaknow what? I'm going to say it. Orca's are dicks.
BarryTheCyborg
The sun fish was at least dead before it did this
deaththeunholy
#5 Stadium in the sky
I can go twice as high
will you go
Shits on fire yo
A disregarded fire code
CommunCreator
Which would make it look even more like Barad-dûr
Blethigg
There is no way that you'd be able to evacuate people quickly enough in an emergency. That's a deathtrap.
CulpaScintilla
Not much of a death trap because it's not real lol https://www.newsweek.com/saudi-sky-stadium-world-cup-the-line-12227863
HenryLongfellowIII
The real proposal is 350m high but on the roof of "The Line" NEOM, not isolated on a pedestal.
theshinobi23
It reminds me of the blitzball stadium that Sin destroys at the start of Final Fantasy X.
hendawg2020
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eXZwZGk4dHZ5MG40azBqYm90dnEydWVkcHp6bXpjdmdmYWE5eHp1aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RLy5x6zRXGMWtWU2fg/200w.webp
Elonth
lol wtf is this from.
hendawg2020
Final Destination Bloodlines
Elonth
I had a feeling it was a final destination film. The fact the dude just stomps to prove its safe is extra over the top bs
DorkJedi
imagine the wait for the elevator after the game.
CheeseB0t
They only have one and it's a max of 10 people or just OPs mum
randomwalrus
You mean the moving lavatory.
HillOfBeans
What if the entire stadium is an elevator? It spirals down on a giant drill bit.
charondaboatman
#5 this is what happens when you give 11 year olds anything they want.
SyrusDrake
The "Everyone is 12" model doesn't just apply in the US, it seems.
iusedtodream
And never let them fail or face any consequences. Rich people's kids are fucking morons.
Omicron416
Like Elon!
iusedtodream
Thing is, hear me out, they are legit unworldly and lack most common sense, so (hear me out) they are super easy to scam! You can sell a $40 bottle of Grey Goose vodka to rich people's kids for $400, even $4,000 a bottle as long as you say "it's exclusive". Go make the world a better place!
DireWolf505
#22 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nine_Billion_Names_of_God My first thought on this thing-
Affray
Holy fuck, I remember that episode of Vanishing Point.
RevRagnarok
My first thought was the Electric Monk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Gently%27s_Holistic_Detective_Agency
DireWolf505
Ahh, nice, love those books.
BlancheFromage
ME TOO!!!!!!!
DireWolf505
Nice!
Omnislash9
Thank you so much for sharing, I'm going to read that asap
DireWolf505
Clarke has a lot of good writing.
Omnislash9
Any other favorites you'd recommend?
DireWolf505
2001 is a good one, Childhood's End, too.
RevRagnarok
#14 STFU, Emory.
RevRagnarok
copperdomebodhi
Not only that, but his dad was Black - which makes the Nazi salutes confusing. https://www.legit.ng/ask-legit/biographies/1556955-who-andrew-tates-parents-learn-eileen-emory-tate/
Gremlynn4023
And raised in a former sunset town. By a well educated family. You'd really think something would have stuck
RevRagnarok
wadatahmydamie
“No contact with the outside world,” he tweeted
phalanxausage
"I'M BEING SILENCED!!!!!!!!!!"
RevRagnarok
IKR?
Rainmaker217
That looks dope, sauce on the gif?
RevRagnarok
@ConvalescentCrow hooked you up. 👍
ConvalescentCrow
Battleborn opening cinematic. Song by Deltron 3030. Overwatch killed it. I remember when they were both coming out I was trying to convince all my friends to get this instead, but noooo they all wanted to get Overwatch and then stopped playing a couple months later. Awesome vibes on the cutscene though.
https://youtu.be/4N5XQI8EDDw?is=X8lmtWnWFP8lLjS8
RevRagnarok
Hey hey hey... Randy had his part too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9GB-1DJoto is one of many videos documenting the failure.