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Fun stuff.
imggary
Thanks for the memes, Meme Daddy!
admiralschlackett
getadogupya
RUOKDK?
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
happy fried day DK.
profiledit
Happy Friday you Legendary bastard!
cryborg
If the scientists are right there is a universe where John Turturro does not meet the Coen brothers and I don't meet @profiledit. What a sad place.
SuicidalBallsack
#22 ngl this is a pretty sick tattoo. would be better with some birbs
Phos84
You mean government surveillance drones?
GGGenom
Would also be better if they had someone who knows what's going on up the lines check it for accuracy. That is not a functional system
AK90
I've seen pictures of worse that still functions xD
LinemanMatt
Yeah, the artist should have gone off a photo. It's a shame that she sat for that big of a piece with so many errors.
Golffrey
#27
Kbantar
I can never criticize someone's food preferences ever since I once made homemade chocolate frosting covered baked Brussels sprouts. They were fine, but the chocolate overwhelmed the sprouts. lol
anegativecreep
#45 needs a grilled sourdough sandwich
Pilgrymm
Up all night to get lucky... Finding one of DK's posts early.
NurseNotSoJoy
Follow him so you know as soon as he posts!
Pilgrymm
Usually when I wake up around 7-8am his posts are already viral. I do follow but I'm west coast and all I can figure is DK is east. Right now I'm up because meds are tearing my stomach apart so I can't sleep.
NurseNotSoJoy
Oh, that’s rough…… I’m sorry. I hope you can finally get some rest!
Pilgrymm
Thanks. I managed a couple hours but had to go to doc so back on the road.
haveanupvotegif
rowzdowr
Unfortunately, #6 is fake. Which is disappointing, because Emo Hegseth seems a lot cooler than this guy:
Kbantar
Oh, wow. This makes him like the would be date rapist in 80s/90s coming of age movies or the one whose family owns the local ski lodge.
Iaimtomisbehave
#5 It's another case of the "Trumporrhea". (There's a rumor he gets really mad when it's called that, c'mon blood clot!)
kontroversialkarma
* Donarrhoea
is what i call it. It leans more on dark comedy. A British tradition.
SamHandwhich
#44
wadatahmydamie
#6 Even his mom called him an abusive piece of shit in an open letter
DarthWaiterSE
Kegsbreath as wannabe emo trash was not on my bingo card, but here we are.
HungryAngryManBaby
That's not actually him. Most likely AI generated.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hegseth-high-school-yearbook-photo/
DarthWaiterSE
IS NOTHING SACRED?!?/s
Omnislash9
#35 "Oh I'm good, just tired." Have a good weekend, everyone
tasthesose2
Wait. Thats what I say. They all believe it right???
Omnislash9
The ones who know, know. Sending you some love across the internet wherever you may be
SuicidalBallsack
ah yes, the ol reliable
Omnislash9
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGJ2aHM3b2ZtNWVyMXNld2ZvZmFncWJ1cWV0OTUwaWpzZnZkaGpzZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mwJX5dRdsrefu/200w.webp
MyMixtapeMeltsSteelBeams
Aight, one order of lying comin right up. Solid choice boss.
DonaIdJ
Livin the dream
maskedrabbit
What's wrong?? The absolute state of things, my man look around
eathotdog
Oh don't be such a downer you just gotta [insert folksy parable here].
HillOfBeans
“pin an onion to your belt”
Omicron416
That was the style at the time!
lowreroll
#22 I would get this.
4chanrefugee
#31 April 13th, 1994.
Matt Hernandez called our third grade teacher „Mom.“
anegativecreep
Thanks. Now I feel old.
dirtyFrenchman
#45 incomplete without Captain Crunch cereal.
GreenMonkeySam
Kix is there as the placeholder to all sharp cereal
Rogahar
#32 Then you haven't spent enough time on the road. I've seen people do inexplicably illogical things in the name of making their turn or believing their GPS when they clearly should not have.
Favorite to date was the guy who turned on his emergency blinkers to make an illegal u-turn in traffic. Like.. thats not what they're for, sir. They don't just let you ignore the law.
guitarfourtysix
#12
Kbantar
I think we know what really gets him excited, and it isn't decorating.
CeridwenAndarta
#28 I'm 35. I just tell my mom the illegal part now.
WienerBeener
#6 HOLY SHIT!! I used to fuck that guy in my parents basement...
Snuggelapolous
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTR3anl6MXp0MmZmcWpqZ2hkdm50dHpmNGg3bW16dGxyOTJ2bXd5cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/90F8aUepslB84/200w.webp
tentacularfleshscape
Damn, well done
MagnumRadhard
#6 For the love of Glob, tell me this is real.
SuchACatastrophe
It's not. He looks like a junior frat boy in his actual yearbook picture.
DarthWaiterSE
He's two years younger than me, which means he would have graduated high school in '98 or '99.
So, the time frame is about right for the blending of elder goth and fledgling emo.
Still looks like a fucking poser to me.
MagnumRadhard
For real, though
HungryAngryManBaby
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hegseth-high-school-yearbook-photo/
The real one is actually worse somehow ...
NurseNotSoJoy
#45 I’ll replace the Kix with Captain Crunch before I take my shotgun.
ToolmanTR
Kix never hurt my mouth but captain crunch…holy crap
NurseNotSoJoy
Right? SHREDDED.
cryborg
#34
forgetcory
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHZ5dnNwY2ZnaWY5amM3c20xdm04Z2k2Z200Y3owMDRsMXZzeDB0YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/T08JhumnpKAI8/200w.webp
LewdLuteGoblin
Keitterman
Every time I see someone with a pet otter, I fully realize that there were better paths I could have chosen in life.
JPeterman2
I'm sure i saw this video on some otter place.
ADMNtek
How have we not fully domesticated otters yet? Look at it adorable.
imreallytrying
#11 can someone explain this?
DigitalDruid255
From what I've seen It originated from a satire piece in which a male sex-worker describes an encounter with him, where he had a bunch of moles on his butt that he called 'ladybugs'.
eltorodiablo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2Nm8pCnGQKU Oh my sweet summer child.
imreallytrying
Thats not that bad. Its more common than you might think. A couple of different ex's had one right next to their holes. Never seen more than one there though
eltorodiablo
Yeah sure. But multiple?
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
You don't want to know.
imreallytrying
How bad can it be?
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
I found out and while not the worst thing I have heard, seeing his face/name everyday, definitely doesn't help to forget.
DarnThisStuff
#6 Not Pete Hegseth out here looking exactly like my type in high school! 😫
HungryAngryManBaby
Fret not. Its fake. (Emo Hegseth is kinda hot tho)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hegseth-high-school-yearbook-photo/
DarnThisStuff
Thank you, I feel better! ☺️
DangerBaer
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3BjYmExdmN5NzdxdXdpZXZzNnA3ZW82enB4ZXY1MTFmY29nMDF2OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7Zesyac4CuSN5rsA/200w.webp
HungryAngryManBaby
What!?! I will not defend myself * he said defending himself *. Emo Hegseth is not real Hegseth and Emo Hegseth IS hot.
DangerBaer
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Mjdsamhza2YycGRlN3Iwb3VsOHNkOWY4MDNwNDdnM2M0NGNoMndnZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TvhnLUa7lrfb2/200w.webp
psugab
#14 is it sad to know where the picture is from?
Blackwidowmk6
Maybe… where’s it from?
AvgJoe
I don't know. . . but a friend told me it's one where the step brother and sis are fighting, and then have an accident...
psugab
A porn movie
anhope
Called.....
psugab
I can't remember, but it starts as a prank and wrestling in a towel. I really wish I could remember her name.
psugab
Lilly Adams
GreenMonkeySam
Prove it
psugab
Links get me banned. Also can't give it right now