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Spoiler alert
FP edit: oh lord, been so long since ive been here i dont even know know what to ask for.. how about cats? maybe selfies? yeah selfies! send me selfies!
Apr 11, 2016 12:04 PM
poonami
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FP edit: oh lord, been so long since ive been here i dont even know know what to ask for.. how about cats? maybe selfies? yeah selfies! send me selfies!
MasterGreenFox
I mean batman does have a 12 pack. How could you resist that?
stuartlittledid911
The prophecy has been realized.
PornhubsFirstTree
Ben abstract
Forge128
NOW KITH!
thewingofadove
I have those same scissors.
Candlewick
MARTHA!!!'
nuplsstahp
Woah batman has a 12 pack
eeeeeeevaaaaaa
Of condoms...
suhdude420
Basically what happened when superman mentioned Martha.
Youts
This is amazing
MyPenisIsBigInSomeCountries
Now kith
BoozeHound001
Finally my fanfic is coming true.
ausernameforanaccount
MARTHAAAAA
Zodka
Fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss
ferlathin
Better love story than Twilight.
oftenfrequentlyonlyonce
I don't know, I think Twilight got better ratings
Pocatellohc
I thought this comment was decent. Not great, but decent.
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ifukyogrl
*bern
derpSlurp
batman <3 superman
JaimeFookinLannister
His left hand's pretty low there...
shantoloki
Dawn of Just us
cipherbosh1
Batman to Superman during sex, "I'LL SHOW YOU JUSTICE"
afxii
They both have 6 packs.
livinhappyy
Spoiler alert
Kimalaendiety
Yeah... that's a porno I would watch. *fapfap....fapfapfapfapfapfapfap....uunnnff*
St0rm777tm
Gay5partan
I wonder who would be the bottom...My guess is super man. #BottomBitch
note2scott
So cats it is then! Send them man your cats you damned ingrates!
Kyurias
Lol this made me laugh more than it should have
nobodyisawesome27
Batman has a 12pack how much is superman
ribbeef
Wow Batman has a 12 pack, that's way better than Kylo Ren
DrFreakBerg
Do they both yell "Martha" when they cum?
jeorad
Dude....
ValentinPV
This basically spoiles the whole movie
theczar90
i enjoyed the movie. i was entertained
LazyArtFilm
I wonder how many 12-packs they shared while kissing.
TheBaconSlayer
Si the both have 6 packs?
TizButAScratch
Is this the plot of the movie?
CalNaughtonJunior
Only if bats is allowed to call supes Martha...
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
No, Lois is too much of a cockblock.
MrRandom314159
.....sure.
barbarians9
Superman will kiss Batman so hard he'll break his back.
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
As a Martha of fact it is basically the whole movie... Hehe... Hehe...
CatSnakePlissken
yes
CatSnakePlissken
source im ben affleck
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
No, but it should've been. At least it would make the movie interesting to watch.
SauceOfTheBoss
So is it really that bad where I should save the price of admission? I've heard a lot of conflicting opinions on this movie
DukeKevron
I loved it, people took some parts the wrong way I think.
luposlipaphobia
I liked it. Different people are gonna have different opinions. If you want to, just go watch it.
SauceOfTheBoss
I'll do that. Thanks!
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Same here, either hate it or love it. Worth watching to decide for yourself tbh
SauceOfTheBoss
Thanks! I think I'll give it a shot
flyinglunchbox
Almost except that part where there mothers have the same name.
srslydude
It was only a short while before that that I realized that their names were the same and questioned my sanity in not realizing it before.
gnarledhalo
*their
somethingaboutTV
I don't know about you, but whenever I find out someone's Mom has the same name as my Mom we automatically become best friends.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
It's not about that. It's about a humanizing moment that makes Batman realized they've both been played and his emotions manipulated.
TheyCallMeMrChicken
Based on a gimmick. If Clark had mentioned his mother, Batman would reasonably reacted in the same way (i.e robbing a mother of her child)
miracleman
Batman realizes he shouldn't be selfish spoiled brat. "Maybe, I shouldn't kill the only hope for humanity."
somethingaboutTV
Zack? Is that you?
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TheyCallMeMrChicken
Based on a gimmick. If Clark simply said "my mother" Bat's would reasonably have reacted in the same way (i.e robbing a mother of her child)
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
But it's not a gimmick. Batman and Superman have both had mothers named Martha throughout the comics. It's not like they changed anything.
TheyCallMeMrChicken
2) Synder has himself to blame for the audience ridicule, when he could have avoided a gimmick and emphasized the "human" point more clearly
TheyCallMeMrChicken
3) i.e Make Batman's realization solely about Superman's "humanity" not making Clark's mother a way to "rectify" the past by saving her
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
It was both though. He realizes Clark's humanity, AND wishes someone had been able to do the same for him when HIS mom's life was in danger.
helpnonamesareleft
Yeah but at the moment it felt very forced. Plus when Bats rescued Martha he should've said "I'm WITH your son" not "I'm your son's friend."
helpnonamesareleft
Because they weren't friends at that point, just realized a common goal and connection. That's all. Would've made it more believable.