April doles out profound relationship wisdom

Oct 4, 2016 9:04 PM

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funny

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just got myself a woman who loves that. Sorry for the bragging. Actually no, I'm so not sorry.

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wife material right there

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April is freaking awesome

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now everyone go watch Mike And Dave Need Wedding Dates

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck. I really need to get sick for a week so I can binge watch this series.

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She would never fake an orc-chasm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

always upvote parks.. and the office.. just so you know, there is a debate out there of which is better, I haven't made a choice yet..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#teamparks #teamoffice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its ok, you dont have to.

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That's everyone fetish

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think "orgasms" qualify as a fetish.

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Not the type of screaming I was thinking of.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what about orgasm control?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that seems like a whole other thing.

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Orgasms are everyone's fetish

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

That's deep. ... so to speak.

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Wasn't there a rumour that her response wasn't scripted and everyone reactions are kinda true?

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The reactions are visibly genuine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol. My favorite is the Kim kardashian come back joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the unsubstantiated rumor that you just started even though its a known blooper reel? Jackass.

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You're the person who makes the internet suck.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

People REALLY wanna downvote this comment! Haha.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Welp. That's what happens when you're a cunt for absolutely no reason.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

woah dude relax

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Cheer up buttercup. Bad day sweetie?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Now why do you have to go out and be needlessly cunty?

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HI BILLY MAYS HERE

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I'm just here to join the downvote train. Choo choo birch.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yeah! Fuck you, The Little Engine that wood!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah it was and Chris Pratt also did this many times...a lot of the actors/actresses are comedians

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Like the time he did a shot naked

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"I'm going snakes out.." "I don't think that's a.." "Too Late!"

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we all love a good come back story...

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I understood this reference but am too lazy to post the YouTube link.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Full head of hair, full head of teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

huh?

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A good portion of the show is improvised by the cast.

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Outstanding

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Untrue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ISkJuTUpJI

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My takeaway is that Chris Pratt is a comic genius. And that Donna is Donna and J(G)(Ga)(etc)erry, Jerry

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

True.

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I talked to Jerry a few times when working security a year or two back. He was always outgoing and smiling. Really nice and friendly guy

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By a good portion I don't mean a large percentage. I just meant enough to make it impressive

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this was a part of a blooper so yeah it wasn't scripted and everyone's reactions are true

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yes -- that's not Leslie Knope laughing; that's Amy Poehler laughing

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Well that makes Pratt's reaction very impressive.

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Agreed

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He's always been surprisingly good at holding it together when everyone else is breaking character

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Thats a extremely good skill in comedy, its what made many of John Cleese's bits so god damned funny.

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Like breaking a light switch with a briefcase

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So awesome.

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That was fucking hilarious

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