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Skyrim Belongs to the Nords
Matthew0275
To this day I still think that their homeland of Elswher is just a translation error that got turned into the Imperial word for their land.
rushtactics777
Going to dawnstar to steal all yo stuff
Geckuro
Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll.
Dragonsaure
TeddeyBear
Skyrim was my first ES game. I picked khajitt as my race 100% so I could be a magical cat girl named 'Nyaa =3'. I have no regrets.
Megarith
Fuuck no I'm not going back to Kharak no siree!
icollectpogs
+99.99999 for kahjit dump
SubtleOrc
Lol love the last one. Khajiit are my favourite race
Evilwall
SKOOMA BREAK!
CookingWithCrack
Always upvote the Khajiit memes! A+
Tyrannotron
Pro tip: khajit make good stealth archers.
ARC7567
Pro tip: Khajit and Boomer child, Ultimate Sneak Archer.
DisgruntledFerret
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/1/15/Boomer-artwork.gif oh no
verrigud
this made my hour.
ARC7567
*Bosmer
methisahellofadrug
Some say mai'q is a liar.
presidentjoebiden
Mai'q never lied to me tho
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Khajiit hasn't. Not since the accident.
Spiralhaze
"Some say Mai'q is a liar." - Mai'q the Liar
MrSmilingDeath
People always enjoy a good fable. M'aiq has yet to find one, though. Perhaps one day.
dirtydanisreal
Oblivion was my first. God I love that dark brotherhood mission. Go down and find this buff shirtless khajiit ready to kick my ass, fists
LapisLovesLupus
Oblivion was my first (time). God I love that dark brotherhood (sub)mission. Go down -and find- (on) a buff, shirtless Kajit ready to 1/2
LapisLovesLupus
-kick- (take) my ass. Fists (and all). Just a little literature pron for you ;)
OutFerARip
Literally what?
LapisLovesLupus
It's 3:28 AM, I have no ideaz
LapisLovesLupus
Idea*.
Moghul
You went full retard.
LapisLovesLupus
Thank you ;)
ninjaoftheworld
Being treated like crap as a kajiit back in daggerfall was my first encounter with racism and changed how I treat others.
questionableanswers
I tend to join the empire because the nords are basically a bunch of racist shitsticks, worse than most other factions.
Geckuro
I always play nord vampire knight. Ice dragons fear me. Fire dragons are nightmare fuel.
Geckuro
And my character is too busy fighting dragons to be racist. Also as an adventurer I don't think any player character can afford to be racist
dannishadow
Yeah. I always try to play as good. But walking into everytime and being accused as a thief... by the end ai just started stealing because
dannishadow
I'd be called a thief anyway, so who cares? Then I had that moment of, "Oh. I get it."
Nelmathel
I stole things because I was trying to talk to people standing next to objects.
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
But if you play as Khajiit, you can't wear magic boots.
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
but why? It seems that I've missed the point
emberfish
In the older games, Khajiit and Argonians had digitigrade feet bc they were animal people, and so they couldn't wear shoes.
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
older games like Morrowind?
emberfish
Yeah, I thought maybe Oblivion too but I looked and they have regular legs