Jester918
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Fire place made from a naval mine
Jul 9, 2019 5:52 AM
Jester918
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SirBrent
This almost looks copy and pasted into a wayfair demo room.
bigheadsmith
Hopefully it's deactivated
hesaidsarcastically
As long as you don't touch the nipples, you should be fine.
Enohpoxas
Cool, but doesn't fit in at all.
Hybris51129
Vulvarella
Excellent!
NatesSauceLab
That’s hot af.
Deadmetal42
"just a piece of junk."
scoobar
*CLANG* “tick tick tick tick tick”
IWasACatAllAlong
You're not fooling me. I know you slaughtered one of these majestic creatures to make it. Sad bawoooo.
Dude229
So are you saying that fireplace is the bomb?
tveye82
Did they removed explosives beforhand?
indianajones7805
Outstanding idea but I don’t think I will be able to get one of those at IKEA will I?
errjottjotterr
Estonian sculptor Mati Karmin : https://marinemine.com/
boojay
thran dynamo?
Walmartstallwithnolock
Frozenstethoscope
I bet it’s a blast!
ddm500
Did you remember to remove the explosives?
Markamanic
Can't fool me. That's a saiyan pod
fredsneed
Whose mine and date? Significant war?
NotAirConditioned
A miner mining a mine with a mine which is mine.
monkeyfly
Shits lit yo.
RBBaker
Mine’s bigger.
bernardld
TIL naval mines have windows
DanFranzen
That's not yours.
tonkabike11
Better hope it doesn't contain lead.
railgap
The "Hertz Horns" were made of lead or soft brass IIRC, contained a vial of acid which when broken, ignited a pyrotechnic mixture.
JasonHaugen
Why don't you just mine your own business.
MissSpelledTattoo
howimetyourauntrobin2
I sea what you did there. Now please stop, and just mine your own business
MissSpelledTattoo
Water you doing, trying to tick me off?!
howimetyourauntrobin2
Whale, I don't want you to explode or anything
MissSpelledTattoo
MissSpelledTattoo
MissSpelledTattoo
Another idea
christiantaylor2403000
Puppe
Nuggetti
Flake belongs in there.
MissSpelledTattoo
"Baby boom" comment credit @TracerBulletPI
needtwoknow
Where does one aquire a naval mine? Asking for a friend.
Gantzz321
google images and then shop the hell out of it
MissSpelledTattoo
Hot Fuzz evidence room
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MissSpelledTattoo
rkaksdeekaks
Baltic sea is a good place to start.
plutonium
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naissaar
404GravitassNotFound
It's naval mine not navel yours
siler7
Check your bellybutton.
zonekill5150
I'll have a used one you can have after my wife takes the boat out for a spin.
HoggsUK
Iran's got a few lying around in the Persian Gulf. I'm sure they won't miss a couple
orbitn
John Bolton's mustache went and purchased those on the black market and stenciled an iranian flag on them because it hungers for blood.
RavenBlue
Military Surplus store.
Jester918
The sea
Steakunit
ARRRRRRR
BobHubert
I sea what you did there
Hybris51129
toriapinklotus
This made me lol
ProfessorWasp
Do you like... dig them out of the earth? Like in some sort of... mine?
SirAngusTheUnexpected
Of course not. They grow them in fields
TrustMeIWouldntLie
Go fish
bardman135
Shouldn't be hard to find. Mine business is booming.
TheFoxAiden
Naval mine store
Diverge
You know how to buy bitcoin right? Great, see PM
JokersRedAce
Some scrap yards I've been to have old decommissioned ones as parking lot art. I'm in Mo no where near the ocean.
WickedSludge
Washington State:
11thedownvotecollector11
I have an extra. You can have mine
madpoopz
You gotta search for a naval theirs first.
Zigor22
Iranians do have a few subs
AllHailTechnoViking
Dad? Is that you?
OverThereInTheCorner
RobJenkins
Sonicdahedgie
That would never trigger a sea mine, though. How they work is actually super fucking clever.
AndyYouGoonie
Later ones, yes. Quick search seems to imply earlier models could definitely explode by tipping over and such.
Surisuule
Magnetic actuators are insane, they can trigger based on where the metal was forged.
GENERALDISCOMFORT
Na's lood'jonk
Sunseteclipse
Thats right, its deactivated...(thunk)
MissSpelledTattoo
tubacca123
Yes, I suppose.
OmnibusLatinName
'Ssa say mahn
RobJenkins
As a local I understand every word
ABunchAMunchkinsInATrenchCoat
What are they?
RobJenkins
No my friend, that's just old junk