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My friend the good captain morgan... my friend Jack Daniels... the gentleman señor cuervo...and the man johnnie walker
Apr 15, 2018 6:56 AM
mrnosey
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My friend the good captain morgan... my friend Jack Daniels... the gentleman señor cuervo...and the man johnnie walker
InnocentMalice
Alcohol makes me suicidal. So I rather stay away from it
bowofnorth
You have some good friends, mate.
IWillTryTheCheesiestPickupLinesEverAndAlwaysFail
Sounds like sober me.
theyregooddogsbrant
That's a lot of men that make you horny
tbkelley1498
you deserve more upvotes for this
meatsmokertx
Haven't been laid in so long i'm always 10times as horny
midwestcoaster
Accurate.
CharliefuckingBronson
Drunk me is a viking berserker. I have a good time but no one in a mile radius of me does.
hojizzbar
It's just the three musketeers until their boy cuervo turns up with the Tequila. And as inevitably happens with Tequila, shit goes down.
opdeliversifrequested
Only 10x. Iv wanked soft to completion
Mamgrizz
So 4 men make you 10x's hornier?
Danmanbadman
Wyd me too except with rum lots of rum I made a joke my cuz was gonna waste rum and I said you can’t waste it unless your wasted
morelike
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?!
mrnosey
Yes!
unsaltedkrakers
I agree 80% the other 20% is me just being an honest asshole. Normally a blunt ass sober. Lol!
hatsofftothebull
My horniness is at peak 24/7. It can't get any higher. Though my courage certainly increases!
cdncapt365
And...you are a much better dancer
Voltair
Add 20 times as hungry too.
StupidNCrazy
Drunk anyone is just regular them. People blame inebriation for shitty behavior, you do drunk what you're too bitch to do sober. "Real you."
ImSynnical
Agreed but sadly drunk me is still a pussy
GreenYawgmoth
Drunk me is friendly and conversant. Sober me hates you all. I need a hundred beers.
kissmyassets
I just become cuddly/loving like my cat or become very deep.
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
and louder
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
My hearing gets like 5x worse when I'm drunk
quattroformaggix4
HUH?! What was that?
zomgitsbob
WHAT?!
mrnosey
Everyone needs to hear how drunk we are!!!
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
mrnosey
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
You need to pump those brands up. Those are rookie spirits!
bongotrip
Drunk me is the better me
TearingAway
Its frowned upon in the usa and the rest of the world cherishes it and also you:)
InfiniteStealth
Oddly alcohol kills my sex drive.
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
Huh, as a guy, it makes overdrives mine
rykinshin
I feel like it kills a lot of guys sex drive, and raises a lot of women's. Though everyone varies.
ff36
Same!
Crumply
Same. I'm guessing the people in this thread are those who are over 25
Inamedmycatafterfood
Am 30. Can confirm alcohol does not make me horny anymore.
ff36
Incorrect
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Quki
Alcohol isn't fat-soluble tho.
xtraa
Luckily. Otherwise we’d die on cell death.
Mimsey
So does weed. Weed is no more "natural" to the body than fermented fruits and grains.
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Mimsey
Gut microbiome produces some alcohol and ethanol during fermentation. In some people it's strong enough to produce inebriation.
xtraa
TIL
Mimsey
Point being, weed is still a psychoactive drug. Saying, "No more intoxication, I just get high now," sounds silly.
xtraa
Ah ok, probably the language barrier on my site. I tried to say that I like to get high, but I also like to skip the hangover part. :)
DarthButt
What you described is also known as the for horsemen
ThePodd
hor semen
mrnosey
Well I ride with them..
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
The quickest drunk I had was with a shot of each in a glass together, slammed down quick. Managed not to puke later, too.
SammmmmmTaylor
....ew
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
I didn't say that it tasted good.
allihearisnoise
El Captiano often sails me to weird places.....we don't speak much anymore
GreatOdensBeard0908
Take out the captain and put Jim in. Then you have the four horsemen
HateMeFuckYou
3 wise men going to mexico. Just dont follow a turkey
mrnosey
I may have followed a turkey to mexico...
HateMeFuckYou
Its dangerous.
notanevilgenius
3 wisemen go to sea.
IMustIncest
Actually the real Four Horsemen drink is: 1/4 Johnnie Walker, 1/4 Jim Beam, 1/4 Jack Daniel's and 1/4 Jose Cuervo
Tinyscrotums
I did Jim, jack, Jameson, and wild Turkey. Now my tolerance to whiskey is... liver destroying.
Ogreman247
Try a Rocky Mountain Bear F@#ker! 1/3 Cuervo, 1/3 Jack, 1/3 151 Rum...bottoms up!
DarthButt
Four - fucking autocorrect
TheseArentTheDroidsImLookingFor
At least you didn't type "ducking autocorrect".
ButterfaceTaintClown
I hate autobots too
SarahTheCuteVixen
Autobots inferior, decepticons superior
Perfzilla
I'm hanging out with my girl Brandy
REVENGE488
Brandy you’re a fine girl
Xedinah
What a good wife you would be!
yzark01
what a good wife you would be
mrnosey
She a bad bitch...
Perfzilla
Brandywine does me fine
mrnosey
Maybe you need more of her
Perfzilla
Ugh actually this Korbel brandy sucks, I'm switching back to Rye Whiskey
mrnosey
Ewwww rye whiskey...naw..*pours bulleit whiskey*
Justforlookingthrough
No. Brandy is a fine girl. She'd be a good wife, too.
mrnosey
She tells me that. But is gone in the morning
BrohantasaurusRex
If only I didn’t have my mistress, the sea
dryerlint777
I hear she has a rich boyfriend who brings her expensive shit.