B4Ctom1
373863
1973
133
Jan 5, 2018 12:44 AM
B4Ctom1
373863
1973
133
d3jake
Dorrito
SpookyCarnage
#3 So how many spoons can that bowl hold?
MistoKat
Good question, let me get some spoons and we can find out.
Justaguyfromaplace
disturbed8411
Nipplebuttsalad
CypherVirus
#1
RumblyDrac
ryan50ryan
Gameskyjumper
#15 Should be as you follow the ruler with your marker, you ruler starting titling to one side.
Ibrakadabra4
MuttMinder
Every one of these could be from a US infomercial about useless tools only incredibly stupid people need to function as a normal human.
AnimeSquirrel
I'm so angry right now!
colt60hunt
OMG! Has someone been secretly video clipping my wife in action?
CtrlAltDav
What's with the onion one?
tinypixiexoxo
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SadCannibalNoises
Rubbing the onion all over her hands so they smell like onion.
mikegxxi21
3MidgetsInATrenchCoat
Dang it...this is mine now +1
ThatFinesse
MINIMVM
Hoenheign
cartar929
TedTheMan
TedTheMan
TedTheMan
cartar929
ManlikeCheetah
Jakethesnake357
Perfect.
qussow
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
ReallyWittyName
I watched that ruler one far longer than I should have.
KanackyBiznasty
I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
WaffleStompFantasy
You’re a bad bad bad man
BulletCrucifixion
I'm with you these crack me up. Pissed off the wife by showing her tho
hiptobesquare
I'm glad i wasn't the only one!
SadCannibalNoises
The tomato one got me. I cringed at first and then started giggling.
uauauauaua
Me too :D
Timtimgrimslimjim
NewmarketMTB
cutting a tomato with a butter knife?! you animal :o
polkadotmonkey
All I could think was how sharp was that butter knife? Seriously better than anything in my kitchen right now.
NewmarketMTB
I think it was Sara rated
HazP1988
You are a monster... I am very displeased.
DontVarkTooAard
You can’t imagine the pharmaceuticals it took for me to find my happy place! Now it’s gone! GONE!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
CleverHeather
#8 You do that to my china... I'll cut you.
aLiteralWingman
ry3te4
That hot dog is an abomination, for multiple reasons.
Duk3Silver
Almost puked
thebluestthingsonearth
Ketchup pre-cum. You might as well put real cum on that shit.
TheRealDurdan
Welcome to Australia
suitup87
"hot dog". Lol.
Sakabashira
I've honestly had to do that a lot because I've never had good, freshly made buns. I have had freshly made bread and it's heavenly.
derpdiggins
Pale wiener + sliced bread + ketchup cum
by5andy2000
IKR! WHAT WRONG WITH YOUR KETCHUP, MISTER?
Waidonut
Cold butter on sad white bread?! The fuck is that.
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
All the others made me think france, that one screamed BRITAIN!!
Alfadorfox
There's nothing wrong with using a slice of bread as a hotdog bun. There IS something wrong with NOT SHAKING THE KETCHUP ASDFARGH.
atrayyou
I often find hot dog buns are simply too big and detract from the flavour as well as making it awkward to eat.
kiddk00l
Ketchup pre- cum
Moondogc
As a person with not much money if i can just use bread then ill do it
sarahPumpkinPoster
I grew up in the country, we went grocery shopping into town every 2 weeks. Buns went bad faster, bread is used for more... Just made sense
TheConfusedIndian
Oh thank God!! I was beginning to think I was doing it wrong the whole time
Velocirapture7
From Chicago are we?
WideFoot
I think if I had ever put ketchup on a hot dog, my dad would have disowned me.
NatureGreen
Yes
ry3te4
No, why?
Velocirapture7
Out here, ketchup on a hotdog is a cardinal sin. I just assumed that's what you were referring to. My bad.
MillenniumFalcon
A sin that would have Dante create another circle of hell.
ry3te4
I meant the fact they didn't shake the ketchup bottle, the bread, and that thing they're trying to pass as a sausage.
McMikio
It’s not a sausage it’s a hot dog.
Dangeruff
Ketchup on a hot dog is a cardinal sin everywhere *unless you are under ten years old
dogfrost9
41 y/o chef. I'll use as much fucking ketchup as I goddamn well please. And I prefer hot dogs on bread.
johnzaku
Man fuck ALL Y’ALL
rainbowjo
Well joke’s on you because I haven’t seen my happy place in years.
MarshmalineTheCampfireQueen
Ha, saaame
teoverlin7531415
Who hurt you :(
HighImpactSexualViolence
Probably him/herself.
Bandignomette
Lol are you me?
jomero2017
Are you ok?
MACARLOS
Annie
rainbowjo
Haha, thank you for asking. I’m ok but very drunk tonight so feeling emotional.
vaziris
Ha see mom im not drinking alone a stanger online is drunk on a thursday too
Mxlespxles
I thought it was just that your gut was hiding it like mine is.
rainbowjo
Oh that’s not my happy place. That’s my ‘what the fuck was I thinking?’ place.