He literally looks like someone tried to draw a caricature of a phallus.

Mar 4, 2026 5:55 PM

TheSecondPiewackit

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Freyja33

That's rude to anthropomorphic penises

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

PauliePlaysPoorly

Aren't penises larger than Stephen Miller?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ReallyNotSure

i got one too

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

taez555

As someone who spends quite a bit of time on-line, I can honestly say I've not seen a lot of anthropomorphic penises.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SodomySnake

You're spending time in the wrong places, then.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

woozle

have you ever noticed he's always at an angle? it's weird as fuck.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

CJAW

Is it a distant 90⁰ angle?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

woozle

he has a shoulder up and slightly off center from the camera. It's giving this vibe

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0