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Mar 4, 2018 1:29 PM
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hereforthelaughs
You must be the dad.
razzlephoxx
so what i'm hearing is you taught your son "its ok for people to steal from you as long as they pretend to like you"
hardcorefanfictionreader
zeusdemigod131
A kid my mom watched stole all my favorite Pokemon cards... then tried to show them off to me the next day
lazybuthappy
weaponengineer
Cavity search time...and I ain’t talkin bout no dentist face lookin ass.
Samoht
So he had a legless Lego Legolas?
classicgrinder
GOD DAMNIT!! Lego loss.
Zzzinthevalley
I don't know, stealing is also wrong. That's a lesson the other kiddo needs to learn too.
braidertom
that's when you recover by giving one of the main pieces to each of your friends. the fellow ship is only whole when your together
ShavedMyBallz4This
It's for reasons like this that I have literally ONE friend.
Jaidi06
Yeah this is a super shitty lesson to teach a kid- that having friends, even if they steal from you, is more important. Fuck that.
Gromington
Ah yes, one of my first "friends" stole a fuck ton of my shit, I'd mostly steal it back though. 1/?
Gromington
Dude would also call me all kinds of bullshit and once I distanced myself he got clingy as fuck, now I mostly see him... 2/3
Gromington
At the local fast food place cuz he got fat, very Ironic considering that he used to call me fat and I lost weight because of that 3/3
sf111
Trying to find a lego elf in a child's room...
RYG420
Some "friend"
WaitWhatsHappenin
What if that kid who came over stole it?
2ti6x
i know this is a joke and all but PLEASE don't teach your kids that people who steal from you are friends.
WarriorSuperman
One kid, who was a friend of mine in highschool, took the revolver I inherited from my recently passed grandfather. Not a friend after that.
juansaltysnail
You got it back I hope.
WarriorSuperman
Yeah, it was revealed that he took it and I got it. But that was the end of our friendship. So I lost something regardless.
oynsy
If returns it, is it a Tolkien gesture?
Customsdeclaration
Underrated
T5Kyle
Unfortunately, this is one of the reasons I learned to distrust people early in life. I found a lot of people just won't respect other 1/2
storytaletime
I had a friend who would steal anything he could. CDs, cigs, weed, whatever. He was nice though so we just knew to watch out around him.
Bloodthirstykirby
friend stole my first disc man that I loved, then lied about it. My initials were engraved on it. Fuck you elana.
betterknownasthelittletramp
LEGOLAS
Theman098
I mean, they are kids. He might have just pocketed it for a minute and forgotten it. Best to just have your kid ask about it next time.
PeteTusk
Good point. Or he might be like Jeff, who my parents & I caught stealing money from me and refused to give it back, etc. Bye Jeff.
321Guesswho
Once accidentally did that to a exposure die for a board game I had to wait a few days so as a joke every time I left my house I rolled it.
Rogahar
I accidentally stole one of those translucent plastic water pistols from a friend when I was a kid. I freaked the fuck out when I realised >
Rogahar
> - 7 year old me thought I'd go to jail.
GreeksOnlyTitan
i have a few of my friends things lying around, simply becauss they brought them over... and forgot to take them home
kprice1234
I childhood friend reset my Pokemon game because he wanted to play on it and started a new game
HenryGR
Where did you bury said friend?
T5Kyle
people's property, and will just take things without considering the owners feelings of trust or what they went through to acquire stuff.
Kujoestar
A former “friend” stole my old 3ds. Nobody can be trusted.
hootchiscrazy
You guys know that was a joke... right?
dorkatron
I always figure if someone wants something so bad that I own, I rather be happy for them instead of feeling loss for myself.
feeltheice
I had 3 cars stolen from me in a month. I'm super happy for them
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I remember I had a friend who just happened to have a [my] Gameboy and asked if I wanted to buy it off her, since I 'lost' mine.
Mustardbumps
Does it make a sound when a joke flies over your head?
poontangpython
You sir/madam, get my upvote
wlfman
I believe this level of 'whooshing' would break the sound barrier