What in the literal F

This bad boy popped up in an add… was just speechless.

Sauce… https://www.lifelongcollectibles.com/products/jay-strongwater-kong-pave-gorilla-figurine

Proudly patrolling the premise is our Pave Gorilla Figurine - Kong - the king of the jungle. With thousands of hand-set Swarovksi crystals in shades of gold and topaz, you could say this is a golden back gorilla. Celebrate 25 years of Jay Strongwater masterpieces with our herculean Kong Pave Gorilla Figurine.

Materials: Pewter, 14kt matte gold with light brown antique. Hand painted with enamel and hand-set with crystals. Handcrafted in our Rhode Island workshop.

Dimensions: 4.5" W x 9" D x 7.5" H