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Aug 16, 2020 11:16 PM
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Godislove1980
Rick Sanchez.
ClemClone
It’s the ‘Outlander’ portal
LadyOtterBarf
@SirOtterBarf
Bongedagain
I bet Warren Buffett placed the sign there just to fuck with people
Raggedsrage
Ya know you can have custom signs made right?
onecowboytoo
Quinn Mallory put it up.
ShinksAvoHazaar
You can order signs like that online, a couple hundred $ depending on options. Put it up in daylight without much notice, less so at night.
MrHappySmiles
Also, close your fucking portals..
kmikl
OH FUCK. SCP FOUNDATION INCURSIONS.
lokishadowgirl
a THIRD Stargate???
erikleorga
I mean, they're not wrong. Such contamination is important to curtail.
Snaggolicious
Khrome
Dammit, Rick
Navrodel
It's amazingly easy to wander out into the woods with a post pounder and put up whatever you want.
markkGemGod
Portals for interdimensional traveling.
hezroncarverofgravenimages
20 minutes, Morty, in and out.
Blissfullness
You son of a bitch, I'm in
cuttysark
No official response because they didn't put it up
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
they didn't put it up... IN THIS DIMENSION
Tassyr
SCP?
sevrono
Put... Put the architect in it
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
Those are great. Play Control if you haven’t yet.
newsguycraigevans
I forgot where I left that
MaximumRadius
I don't see an Obvious Plant logo. Wonder if there might be one on the back.
linearcore
Leave it the fuck alone. Do what it says.
Killybeen
Troll 7.2
idrinkcheapbeer
This was a few years back in Omaha. Mother India was still open. sob.......
license2kilt
Maybe Three Happiness was holding the universe together... I mean... *gestures*
idrinkcheapbeer
Nah, check out Umami in Bellevue. Absolutely holding down the fort. Best sushi within hundreds of miles. Mother India was special though.
HeScreamsForHeDoesNotKnow
Wow. Three Happiness. Omaha diaspora here
mikenco
If only there was something 'not of our dimension' about it, materials etc.. It's just trolling by someone working for a sign firm...
GameMakr24
That's good enough for me!
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
It says right there on the sign we need to minimalize interdimentiinal contamination, hence the normal sign.
Amuzaulo
Good work minimizing the suspicion among the humans fellow agent.
Yamusa
The sign is seen from all dimensions, what else is required?
CatWhatCat
This person think with portals
Librarybot
...seen from all dimensions in materials that appear normal in those dimensions.
toogoodtomiss
This! From OUR dimension it looks like our dimension. In another dimension it looks like a squattle. Plain & simple.
darklink991
Yeah not in Omaha.
HeScreamsForHeDoesNotKnow
Humbol Park?
darklink991
Jewell Park is the name
license2kilt
What makes you so sure?
darklink991
Because it is located in Jewell Park in Bellevue Nebraska which is an entirely different city .
Macross2020
You just wait, it will be Omaha eventually...just ask Elkhorn.
license2kilt
Its... a suburb.
sdfsdfdfsdfsdfdffssdfsdfsf
Never been to a suburb, or you hate "Omaha" and are in love with being a native of Bellevue? You being be a Bryan Bear.
license2kilt
Bryan High School is an Omaha school.
unohowibe
I think you are using the terms "entirely", "different", and "city" incorrectly here.
sdfsdfdfsdfsdfdffssdfsdfsf
Dude is an idiot.
commentsivehadafew
Someone with a good sense of humour, some extra cash and time on their hands.
TwelveMotionJeweledSkull
Because people won’t recognize an obvious plant without a logo
krissypoojackets
Or someone who is concerned about the stargate.
Flagrum
Someone with a good sense of humour, some extra cash and a Port-O-Matic 3000 portal gun on their hands.
Spenne
Fuck off with your logic! It was clearly wizards
Jhd1827
Yesisaidthat
LIke bored people with crop circles.
ScreamingGreenFrog
Good cover story
RawrLouder
Please, everyone knows that the signs for interdimensional travel points are posted in the 6th dimension. This is clearly a fake.
PurplePeopleEater1
Or is it evidence of interdimensional contamination?
panicpilgrim
Probably 311
OlLineFace
Aye the only thing anyone knows about Omaha
panicpilgrim
Born and raised about 3 hours north of Omaha
Mxlespxles
And no one knows you
panicpilgrim
Lol your mama knows me son
FrozenInCarbonite
hairytrigga
Brother, get the chainsword.
DidCatchABreak
LuigiEyetalian
Sorry, I forgot to close the portal. My bad :(
PenguinPete
Just watched that movie this weekend. Needed scotch and a half hour of happy puppy videos afterward to recover.
BlackTrashTiger
What is this from?
Deanscream
Stephen King's The Mist. Good movie.
mrbellek
Better book, tbh
UggItsThatKid24
The Mist. Which has my all time favorite WTF ending fucking ever.
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UggItsThatKid24
I ? WAS ? SHOOK ?
valekseye
I forget the ending. I’ll have to rewatch it again
Tommyboypsp
Horrible ending tbh
sanaujiram
Bam bam bam bam. Oh shit... *regret*
EvenTheMostRidiculousNamesAreTakenWtf
How tf do you forget an ending like that?
MouseBalls
I only watched it once when it came out, and the second time I watched it was about a month ago. I had completely forgotten the ending.
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
You could say he......mist it :D
FlameBeard86
He means he fell asleep during it