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Puppy tax.
Dec 23, 2016 7:53 PM
tickelish
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1727
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Puppy tax.
irrelephantcontent
What did your cousin to deserve that?
Gas1883
Is that Jonathan Rhys Meyers?
forescoreandsevenwhoresago
I bet He did not see that coming
WeaponizedCrumbs
Do pet possums smell as bad as wild ones?
ThePublikon
If you see him don't say anything... we're tricking him into thinking he's gone deaf too.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Pretty bird....
Numerobofis
pretty bird
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Hahaha jinx!
MenagerieManager
Pretty sure the prehensile tail gives it away...
TheLastSpaceman
"I call the big one Bitey"
fantanaranja
Dish
MileHighLivin
ucatione
Hey, this dog comes with a beer holder!
sundaymondayhippyday
PotassiumLover
Anything
williammurderfayce
Pretty bird... Pretty bird... Polly want a cracker?
elliemaster
12/10 dog imposter
tickelish
5/7 agree
Thehumanracestinx
3/5 compromise?
Catcomet
they're good dogs bront
69thStPepper
Sad that kind of pupper only live a few years
EvilKam
My only question : Is it behaving like a good pet?
VillageIdiot5964
Since when do blind people wear hipster beanies indoors like they are trying to make a fashion statement? That guy isn't blind at all.
JefftheIntern
Something something autistic dog.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
it almost looks cute, like an overly buff ferret.
PeifB
Hope he doesn't see this post and get mad..
8BitFish
Just wait till your cousin finds you got him a human. Gonna be pissed.
TheLastSonOfKrypton
Day 23 and no one realizes yet ...
scuba7jb
Possums are disgusting......
KCMOFO
I agree. Kill that thing.
livesofbrian
Be nice to the puppy!
Valawyn
You're disgusting. You and your overuse of punctuation.
scuba7jb
2 flags on the field! let's see the ruling. --![]()
madmattz
>:(
sundaymondayhippyday
Not real possums. But opossum adults are weirdos
NotACanadian
Ratdog
Dunes8
How does their fur feel?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
2) Seriously, though, it's soft and smooth AF and WOULD be a luxury fur but the animal is abundant and associated with garbage.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Furry.
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
Just beat the fuck out of a possum with a shovel a few days back because it was eating our trash.
EzraFell
I usually just shoot them if I have the chance. I don't want them attacking my cats.
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
I can't shoot in the city or else I would of taken my 22 thanks for understanding unlike all these other prisses
HolyHellJezebel
That's pretty god damned awful. Way to grossly overreact to a nuisance.
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
Ehh, I have outside cats and a dog and have witnessed the buggers attack other animals in town before. I don't give a fuck what you think.
TwistMyNipples
Gotta keep that trash to yourself just in case you get hungry right?
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
Yup. Gotta protect my pets rather.
TwistMyNipples
Shouldn't keep your pets in the trash, ferrets might eat them
Totodial911forthishorriblepokepun
Damn.. this is true. Fucking trash ferrets
zytrcs
Thats opossumly the most fucked doggo ive ever seen
AmArschdieRaeuber
4/10 would still pet
ImAHeckingMerman
Bit of a stretch, but it's a pun so +1 nonetheless.
wibblywumbo
it has autism
SexySquatch
At least we know it's been vaccinated.
MrWolfwood
yall use this way too much
theCyka
What's ur point
MrWolfwood
Yall use ur cause you don't know which one to use.
theCyka
Lmao that's the douchiest comment I've ever read y u so salty bro