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#sean_connery #james_bond #2020 #pilgrims_in_an_unholy_land
Aug 25, 2020 8:42 PM
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Happy Birthday!
#sean_connery #james_bond #2020 #pilgrims_in_an_unholy_land
patismaximus
2 no’s and yesh, means yesh.
RamosIsANerd
I'm not Spanish, I'm Egyptian. Best. Casting. Ever.
thehumanoidsarecoming
Now I want to watch Darby O'Gill and the Little People
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barelyanything
Still handsome!
PapaNurgleLovesYou
Dick Van Dyke is 94
knowmeandsayhello
He could still kick my ass
IcyHot1
flappinmudbeans
Happy birthday
camjay14
Still in pretty good shape, good for him. And for saying " I'm retiring from Hollywood " and actually meaning it.
CoqRoq
If that is him at 90, he is still looking pretty good. Happy Birthday, Mr. Bond.
DrDadJokes
picture taken 7 years ago
Hybris51129
I believe we have been desheived. (It's really hard sometimes to type out Connery-isms)
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Fucking legend, man. He, Willie Nelson and Betty White are gonna outlive us all.
UptownWitch
My grandpa just turned 89 last week. Dementia/Alzheimer’s and onset of Parkinson’s....it’s tough to see our heroes lose themselves.
that300ZXguy
Bet he'd still kick my ass.
Muzfish4
Turns out age does weary them and the years condemn.
porcupinebuttsniffer
It's worth noting he was 82 in the first pic
LynchlessMob
90? Wow.
sperkins85
I didn’t realize he is 90! Crazy!
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
I didn't realise he wasn't much younger than my grandma. :0
ZebraThree
Sheldonian
Le tits now
ojdajuiceman1
He looks shaken and stirred
handbanana13
He’ll shlap a bitch!
FintanRamm
Doeshn’t look a day over sheventy
gn0m3sane
You're the man now, dog!
OneGuyWithSixGuns
I haven't been to that site in so long.
michelle412690
He was such a great actor. If he does have dementia or alzheimers, I wonder if he remembers anything of his past accomplishments in movies
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
Reminds me of grandpa.
slynnchef
Wow, yes he does.
kvandeman
Hoodzilla86
He looks lost
MattDerKomponist
Apparently he has dementia now :/
RVAROA
I remembered my Charlemagne...
codnuggets
seannikiforuk
You 'shuddenly' remembered your Charlemagne.
captainmobyahabdick
Here’s a mindfuck: William Shatner is the same age.
AlaSnackbar
Didnt beleive you and checked. He is 89 right now. He doesnt look it.
Camelspotting
It's the power of the toupee.
MrStealUrMemes
TreasonousCheeto
He tries to act his age but he’s not a very good actor.
bobaFoot
impressive
Toffeeaccident
Being Scottish is really bad for your health.
GiantMoron
He looks fine. I'll be dead for decade by that time
Ganoesz12
Looks more like good for your health to me
Toffeeaccident
No dont be deceived it'll kill you eventually.
Ganoesz12
I believe you.
Dissipo
Also, the mask Michael Myers wears in Halloween is William Shatner.
uncletouchysbasement
True. Captain Kirk's death mask.
RelativeVelocity
Well, no. It's a molded mask of Shatner's face. It's not William Shatner strapped to Michael Myers
Denamic
It's also inside out and painted white
deafmute
Because it's technically his likeness, I wonder if he gets any compensation.
FleetingExplative
Hashbrown123
Yeah, baby.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
It’s because Shatner is
IfWereStillAliveInTheMorningThenWellKnowWereNotDead
Yesss
petrolhead1987
What!!!! You're telling me that Shatner is actually Robin Sparkles? Mind Blown.
CreepyPhlox
Went to find a current pic and holy cow he doesn’t look 89! http://upload.wikimedia.org/William_Shatner_Photo_Op_GalaxyCon_Richmond_2020.jpg
Poopypantaloon
I saw his live show probably 18 months ago, he didn’t stop the whole show, incredible.
rbudrick
He has a live show? Doing what?
Poopypantaloon
He walks around the stage, telling stories and anecdotes from his life. He’s very entertaining, I’ve seen him twice.
Poprocket77
Well, the hair has been fake for over 50 years!
TheLastUnicornImAliiiive
Link doesn't work, FYI. :)
CreepyPhlox
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner#/media/File%3AWilliam_Shatner_Photo_Op_GalaxyCon_Richmond_2020.jpg
Dogmoo
He told Barbara Walters on camera it’s okay to hit women when they step out of line.
pilotperson
I’m not advocating abuse of any sort, but some women seem to think they can get away with bullying men, because they won’t retaliate.
gcous
Only with an open hand.
AgDrumma07
Doesn’t leave a mark
MrBig
Not when they step out of line. When they won’t stop and keep going even after you’ve conceded.
omnicorpse
He also said his partner of the time really knew the right things to say to goad him into it. Not saying its right, just needs all facts.
Dogmoo
Is that better?
MrBig
I take the stand of Chris Rock - I don’t fully agree but I understand
Dogmoo
You understand hitting women. Got it.
MrBig
I understand why hitting anyone. And if you pretend you don’t, you’re just not being honest
MagikarpOP
Have shex with me...
Hybris51129
I *was* the last man.
Spuddywuddy
Pushy galore. I musht be dreamin
dghammer
No thanksha.
Emulen
I am the sworn enemy of big bad Baal, he was first in line at the evil sale
wakar1ma5en
VictusVonGuyver
ensensu
Shex Mix
safavid
50 no's and 1 yesh shtill means yesh
REVENGE488
Read it in his voice
TechnicallySpeakingImAWhatever
FabiosStallMucker
See that, fifty NOs and a YES means YES.
cqoyDiver
Or I’ll shmack you in the faysh becaash I like to shmack women
JakalSwitch
Shit down.
MyCatHasDiabete
Yesh
Rockafella83
"I'll take letits now for 400" -Sean Connery
FweejTheOverseer
Sheksh*
nfamouskingsley
Shecksh*
WHOISTHISHANS
If you inshisht.
HodgeNPodge
https://youtu.be/9RRhhewFqyw
RElGNMAN
1960’s Sean, babes were like...
DryAgedPopsicle
sheksh
TNwhiskeyginger
The original Schwifty
missojennie
ilovesmashtaco
There wasn't the movie rating system back when this came out
chewybacon
I she nipplesh.
MarkOfTheCovenant
Dammit. Funniest comment I've come across today. Idk why but I laughed a lot.
MagikarpOP
Glad to help :)
CWAITE14
Me too! +1
ingsocwmsmith2000
He probably never had to ask that.
MagikarpOP
Thats why its a statement and not a question ;)
IJustCame
He just looks at you and you know...
ingsocwmsmith2000
RamosIsANerd
That waschn't a queshtion.
justanotherimgurianbidenhistime
"See, 6 "no's" and a "yes", still means "yes."" - family guy 007
turokmaktor
The comments are what I come for too. Made my day. I could hear his voice too.
ingsocwmsmith2000
Solid point my friend
sarahdamozel11
Thatsh what she shaid.
seenunseen
I believe he has dementia now :(
BloodGoddess
Good.
randomthingsonthenet
He lived a good life so far and really just wants to forget 2020.
TurboUnicorn3000
Oh no :(
brahmstalker
He does have that look on his eyes
HunglikeaHamster
Was about to comment that he has the kind of look in his eyes that says the upstairs tennants have moved out... Unfortunately it happens..
gratefulheart
You mean demen-shaw?
Camelspotting
Yeah that happens.
GullahGullahIslander
Who?
seenunseen
DrDadJokes
was rumored (Alzheimer) but swiftly denied by Michael Caine. But, that was 7 years ago.
beforetherewerememes
eddieeeeeee69
My cocaine.
Solomon031
Shwiftly*
Compound515
I wonder if actors or other jobs where you portray other people have a higher chance of memory related conditions
EverythingThatFallsToTheGroundIsMine
Interesting thought. I wonder what alcohol, nicotine, and other drugs can do. If you were an actor from the 70s+ you had lots to choose from
theillicittruth
I would think actors wouldn’t since their job and this life is dependent on having a strong memory to memorize lines
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
I doubt it. Biologically speaking, their gig might make it less likely they'd develop AD since regular exercise & keeping trim lowers risk.
ArchSchnitz
No, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was just that bad.
Autittuderp
A fun watch, that.
greach
I liked it
ArchSchnitz
I actually did as well. I was joking. Sean Connery famously hated it, though.
Denamic
I loved it
ArchSchnitz
I enjoyed it, actually. I just know Sean Connery hated it.
MinnesotaMathew
I liked it
ArchSchnitz
I actually did, too, but Connery famously hated it.
ArchSchnitz
I feel the need to point out to (as of now) 17 of you that I actually kind of enjoyed the movie. Connery hated it and retired afterward.
Autittuderp
Ok? Half dozen cooks make a meal, one hates it and storms out of the kitchen...am I not allowed to like the food?
ArchSchnitz
Ha! You are, I'm joking about it.
Hashbrown123
But Nemo's car was amazing
ArchSchnitz
The Nautilus was pretty neat as well.
JackTheButcher
According to a new BBC documentary released this week, Connery did in fact have trouble remembering his lines in it. Apparently he...
JackTheButcher
...decided to quit acting because of that.
AslanTheGod
That movie was badass when it came out.
ThereWillBeDownvotes
No, it was pretty terrible on release. It can be a guilty pleasure, but nothing about it was quality.
Denamic
Quality entertainment