ravenking45
319688
10653
479
please tell me this guy was joking
Attempt to make a hotdog
Velexis
That last one.. You tried. You tried and you failed.. Or is that a MASSIVE success? I'm actually not sure
LarsAlexandersson
This dump. Me likey
TheGhostOfHarambe
LordOfTheRingDings
#11 What do you mean"fake?"
phoenixgrinder
lol do we panic now
ImTooWhiteForThis
I seriously need a bumpersticker for that one...but then again that would make people do it on purpose wouldn't it
AdolphusHitler
mgm2112
A s*** River Runs Through It Randy.
MrCoolWhip
i just favorited your favorites. favoriteception.
casualquartermexican
I've been seriously crying with laughter after all these
ravenking45
Sounds like we would be great friends
casualquartermexican
Haha where you from ?
PandasCanFly
Ahhh, refreshing and not too long. 1+
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
Too long? Is there such a thing?
PandasCanFly
There are times I swear that decades have passed after a dump.
ravenking45
It was a dark path one should not have traveled but man lols and sheckels were had
MerryJoe
Indeed. A well sized dump
lmonkeymann
That's what she said
PandasCanFly
Brah.
lmonkeymann
I had to
GodApollo
Good ol' Johnny Shit Knuckles.
KammTheGreat
He once fisted 72 vigins.....all at once!
LordCommanderofUsersub
Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets.
GonadTheBeerBellyan
Goddammit I held it in til bill nye and now I woke the baby
mmmmmmShaiHulud
Bondulance gets me every time!...im probably going to hell
Quiziato
iv never laughed so hard on imgur before thank you.
knowhatItalmbout
I laughed at least a good 5 mins at the army poster.
jackbos
Last one: Far Side did it:
SuperImbicileHater
I always upvote Farside
kushdalini
Lightly fried fish fillets
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Whoring yourself out for cheeseburgers agaon, Randy?
ProjectKurtz
#14:
chuckNasty757
Bill! Bill! Bill!
itsPixie
The James Bond stroke gets me every time I see it.
neonoptic
The bame's Jond. Names Jond.
retardedcyclops69
Dr. Pepper told momma this would cure my sister and my pretardation.
leplantos
It's a swing wing, it's a fun thing
RessurectedForDisaster
Username check out
AuroraNora33
https://imgur.com/MiAESXT
PopatoMc
Oh my god what hapined to this gif
AuroraNora33
what do you mean?
TEBEN
that silhouette shot is terrifying for some reason
FillerNameToFillTheBox
Wiz wiz it's time to waz
vaginacupcakes
I got that reference!
retardedcyclops69
Best doctor in Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa
ANewBadlyNamedUsername
Jazxpunk... what's da souce
Acentius
Here you go https://youtu.be/FibZJGhhTVI
Tauntar
I kinda wanna see that matched up with death metal
TheRailTracer
I got you, fam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7wdk44Jsws
Tauntar
This is glorious thank you
D2sb
I work with postards.
Stillwondering
College students ?
WarriorSuperman
Hey guys! I made some lightly fried fish fillets but my roommate doesn't want em....what do I do?
Lucallia
Stay close to them and whisper just loudly enough for them to hear "lightly fried fish fillets" in as sultry a voice as possible. Repeat 1/2
Lucallia
et naseum 2/2
CorwinMacGregor
( *ad nauseum. )
Lucallia
Oh damn it's been so long since I've seen the term on sheet music i forgot it. Thanks for the correction.
WarriorSuperman
This...this is quality advice!
BllackViper
The honking one for real though..
68WmedicMelpenny
Im in my 30s and JUST had somebody honk as soon as the light turned about a week ago. I've never been so quickly enraged in my life.
LarvaLamp
Some day I dream of just putting it in reverse and flooring it...
unimaniac
Used to drive a manual, I'd dump the clutch and stall, then when they passed me I'd zip around them to deliver a driver's salute
penguinsandmuffkisses
shmoogeeoogee
Only upvoting for pretards
brmedic
Agreed
mac1222
Im gonna jump on board, too
AndyFeltersnatch
Wait for meeeeeeeee!
BigisDickis
I've been waiting here for hours what took you so long.
mamasaidknockyouout
Tardlers
JlHADJOE
OP after that breakup: "Worth it"
notaballoon
So does that mean that OP is...a original postard?
WyldeChilde
PopatoMc
He kinda looks like Fox from the x files.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Just a little bit
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Gah I loved that show
Ynigmatik
What show is it?
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Californication
GayForward
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
coasterghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtVJdPfm0F8
Taafish
If you haven't heard the Chinese version you're missing out, man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THH7P08zuhU
Feldspartacus
*deep voice* Biiiiiill Nyyyye the science guy
coasterghost
Science Rules
CanadianMooseRider
As a Canadian. We do the same
FirmAndPerkyIsBetterThanWideAndFat
As a donut, I'm glazed.
IAmTheGayestOfChickens
As an Australian so do we.
mynameisntcharli
I love that men can use their sex organs as an insult. I mean, how insulting would I be if I said I'll drag my vagina across ur windshield ?
bobbyp21
Actually it sounds kinda hot *wink
Superchief86
Use your boobs. That'll teach them a lesson!
PleaseClapNow
Not insulting, just...gross.
SomeDetroitGuy
To be fair, we'd need to see it before we could judge.
TaintToucher
Go on...
skwh
said the Chlamydia sandwich.
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celedream
I dunno, sounds pretty insulting. "I'll leave a snail trail of slime right before your very eyes"
TheThunderDoane
"snail trail of slime" might be my favorite turn of phrase for the week...
mcretso
I think the angles involved would make it a bit more difficult, if nothing else.
UserSubrero
Be kind of interesting to see someone do the doggy-on-the-carpet-scoot across a windshield though lol
SerythValker
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
spiciness?
japes
Came here for this. Was not disappointed.
CrazyCatLad
There is a thing for everything.