Mirage my Ass.

r8009

Goddamnit, +1

9 years ago |

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ImFrank

9 years ago |

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howyahowyahowyadoing

Thanks Dad.

9 years ago |

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Spiderkeegan

9 years ago |

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crispymartyr

The last image didn't load for me. I had to go out of my way for that god damn punchline.

9 years ago |

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JustAnotherLinkInTheChain

RE:RE:FWD:RE:FWD: FUNNY!

9 years ago |

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skorch

Username checks out

9 years ago |

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worldwarzero

I was at a job interview and they said "do you have any jokes?" This was the only one I could think of....I didn't get the yob

9 years ago |

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JustHereForTheWorkStories

If that's the case you don't want to work for humourless people like that anyway.

9 years ago |

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Kimechan

Still laughed, +1

9 years ago |

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VindictiveRidge

OMG, cultural appropriation! Tizzies will be had!

9 years ago |

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[deleted]

[deleted]

9 years ago (deleted Nov 24, 2016 9:08 AM) |

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SomeCrazyNerd

Nonsense. There's just some debate about what things are racist.

9 years ago |

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DecadentCapitalistPig

Nonsense? There's a major debate taking place about what racism itself is.

9 years ago |

1

hillsy999

/a/vBfW2

9 years ago |

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Zstrauss

This was way too annoying to read! Dammit!

9 years ago |

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whyiseverydamnnamealreadytakengoddamnit

Your username is fantastic

9 years ago |

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Ethnicities

TL;DR good pun

9 years ago |

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OneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUsOneOfUs

Obligatory https://media.giphy.com/media/cD7PLGE1KWOhG/giphy.gif

9 years ago |

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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife

Too-shay.

9 years ago |

2

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hillbillyal

ees...ees...ees...ees...ees...ees...ees...ees...ees an upvote

9 years ago |

14

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b4betty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4

9 years ago |

2

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bluelion

Jajajajja

9 years ago |

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jp189512

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVFd46qABi0

9 years ago |

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WololoDownvoteBecameUpvote

ISSOU

9 years ago |

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sleete

@JustDeadpoolShoutingBoobies

9 years ago |

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KissDaKush

I'm disappointed in myself for reading that whole thing

9 years ago |

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shakedownblues

9 years ago |

4

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brimborium

I have absolutely no idea why i laugh, i dont get it

9 years ago |

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Newnoon

9 years ago |

9

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BAzV

Disinterest, suspense, killing suspense, lol, derp. My emotional roller coaster during this post...

9 years ago |

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GatoSupreme

9 years ago |

4

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ElbowDeepInYourDad

9 years ago |

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MeTheJDO

You know what...fine...just...fine...

9 years ago |

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grizel

This is so stupid I cried laughing...+1

9 years ago |

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ElCabaro

*ees

9 years ago |

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MrMeems

This is the right reaction.

9 years ago |

1

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cbjfan

Nobody tell him swans can be gay

9 years ago |

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ICantBelieveYouveDoneThi5

This comment belongs on Tumblr

9 years ago |

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[deleted]

[deleted]

9 years ago (deleted Aug 11, 2017 2:51 AM) |

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Farmacopeia

It's soooo dumb. But so great.

9 years ago |

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snazzbasket

2

9 years ago |

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themarcmac

9 years ago |

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Silmariella

Oh, deer God, gay swans everywhere.

9 years ago |

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themarcmac

9 years ago |

1

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sleete

MANY

9 years ago |

1

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MihneaVoicu

Mfw

9 years ago |

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mrgaydicks420

I've seen this before

9 years ago |

1

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Stonefruitlove

i didn't even finish the post but that gif is just great.

9 years ago |

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imreallyjusthereforthecats

9 years ago |

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Valedicktorian

9 years ago |

14

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ILovePolarBears

9 years ago |

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Mind792

9 years ago |

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furriephillips

WTF was that?

9 years ago |

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MihneaVoicu

9 years ago |

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StandAgainstTyranny

That cat is so inbread.

9 years ago |

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FrenchyToastyy

Mr. Evil ladies and gentlemen

9 years ago |

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AlphaQueueBeta

v

9 years ago |

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porkRibs

9 years ago |

8

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AnExpertInThisField

9 years ago |

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Airra

9 years ago |

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EchoOfSnac

9 years ago |

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SuburbanMeerkat

9 years ago |

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EchoOfSnac

Drama llama.

9 years ago |

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LeeroyTheBird

YEAAAH NOOOOOOOOOPE

9 years ago |

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TedTheMan

Damn that was a long post for such a Short punch.

9 years ago |

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didgeboy287

You know, Ed, that was a long way for a ... for a little bit.

9 years ago |

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eetsumkaus

shaggy dog story

9 years ago |

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HumfreeBugart

Timing is everything

9 years ago |

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Stache13081

* Vertically-Challenged.

9 years ago |

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WalkingNature

Did you just assume that punch's direction? That's axis-ist

9 years ago |

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TheyCallMeATree

look up the longest joke in the world, don't skip to the end

9 years ago |

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Ajanders

I just let out a long sigh after reading it for 20 minutes

9 years ago |

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Haitchpeasauce

I once read it aloud over Teamspeak. Took about an hour. After the punchline there was silence and then howls of pain/laughter.

9 years ago |

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TheyCallMeATree

I attempted to memorise it (loosely of course) to tell it to people, after about a week it lost its fun

9 years ago |

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LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI

I think that was solidly worth the time

9 years ago |

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TheyCallMeATree

When I read it I wasn't even mad at the ending

9 years ago |

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PapiBlanco

I was, I had committed 8% battery life to that just now after googling it. Was expecting the commitment to pay off, not just tell me I'm1/2

9 years ago |

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PapiBlanco

A "goof guy".

9 years ago |

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