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TurdFairy
Or maybe, just maybe, the people from Scotland that would go to see Trump voted to leave. (Where as the typical twitter demographic didn't.)
CatsAgainstHumanity
Talk about insults with creativity! Reading these in a Scottish accent makes them even better.
snarkysunbro
These made my day. Had to mute, part way during a serious call at work because I was laughing uncontrollably.
wealthychef
I can't choose a favorite. Shit-gibbon, maybe.
HickLife
What was trumps response? Lol
Gornsympathizer
I really doubt he understood any of it. Spoon maybe, but that's it.
LifeLessZombies
DaveyLD
Yea take that you fucking walnut! I just wanted to jump in with the insult...that's all.
gis3ll3y
Never change, Scotland, never change. You're the heroes we need.
SaintMaceToTheFace
No they are ducking children
biscuitsngravybelly
. Just for the fantastic insults. I will be the life of the party now for sure!
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
British insults aren't actually that far from those on a regular basis..
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
I mean, Scotland is part of Great Britain, so technically those are all British insults.
DownvotesMakeMeMoist
that's my point...
Chefreign
Numpty
whyexactly
what was Trumps original tweet?
frogger44
"Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!"
kosmoosi
Dat salt doe.
therealgrennhald
The saltiest. Imma get a jar cuz free salt
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
drsatyr
givemeyourdamnsandwich
I understand the words, but these folks are on a whole different level of swearing and name calling. I wouldn't want to be a shitgibbon.
rsvr79
This just in: 38% of Scotland voted to leave. It is conceivable that those people threw a party when they won.
zaphod
LOL those pesky facts again, its all good Britain will have a bigger party when those freeloading Scotts fuck off back to the EU
SaintMaceToTheFace
Downvoted even though factually Scotland is a net burden
zaphod
As expected on imgur, facts tend to upset the little snowflakes :)
combatwombat9966
You guys are on a completely different level of swearing over there
SleepDeprivedAstronaut
I wish there was more
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Oombaka
140 characters has never been so creative.
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Ok incompressible jizztrumpet is funny
LouisZacharias
I liked cockwomble
CrazyGuyOnABike
I'm going with bloviating flesh bag
Amazinglightbulb
Idk... Weaselhead fucknugget was pretty wild
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
shitgibbon was good. I thought it was shitgoblin, which would have been ok, but shitgibbon. Oh, man.
jeips
Weapons grade plum
Hurrburrt
TIL not to anger the Scottish.
DiamondLeaguePlayer
Lost it at toupéd fucktrumpet
minervabro
http://31.media.tumblr.com/7fc64db2cebe4513cbe0f47ad5ad89ba/tumblr_msebzxxi5e1sh9on4o1_500.gif
SaintMaceToTheFace
I don't agree with him. Let's be little fucking children and call him names
YouregonnadieCLOWN
Haha man you're on imgur. That kind of thing is a sport here. Say the words "trump hate dump" and they'll jizz themselves
MuttMcborkwoof
Plum?
witless71
Mild insult meaning someone is stupid. See also doughnut, muppet, spoon, plank, prat.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
By extension, a weapons-grade plum is someone who is very stupid, and dangerously so.
MuttMcborkwoof
why not just call them Trump then?
UncleTouchyCopaFeel
Mangled apricot hellbeast won, hands down.
Civikjm
What does that even mean?
UncleTouchyCopaFeel
It's Scottish for Donald Trump.
combatwombat9966
Tiny hands down
RedPandaStandingBy
Yuuuuuge hands down
ChemEng2013
Idk I like Cheeto faced ferret wearing shitgibbon a lot lol
Dungeongeek
"Clueless Numpty" is pretty good too. what's a numpty? No idea but it doesn't sound good.
notificationsscaremeshitless
Never has there been a more perfect description.
Vlig
Spoon!
DharmaDumpling
An insult that is simple, elegant and will take the recipient a moment to figure out how perfect it really is.
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
it's a fun insult. Calling someone a "spoon" is telling them they are too dumb to be trusted with a sharp utensil like a knife or fork.
CatsAgainstHumanity
JackCorus
There it is
Civikjm
Cut your heart out with it, I will! RIP
Nellas54
I miss him.
KharnApproves
Weapons grade plum might be the best insult of all time
Quillhog
It was a drive by fruiting!
KharnApproves
tokenhooker
Oh bless you ❤️❤️❤️