Chewy506
2015
73
1
Sauce: https://dailyhive.com/canada/alberta-largest-beaver-dam
Feb 14, 2024 1:21 AM
Chewy506
2015
73
1
Sauce: https://dailyhive.com/canada/alberta-largest-beaver-dam
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
Hockey Rinks are a standard measurement unit in Canada.
woozle
Futchm
How many stones does it weigh?
Chewy506
I dunno, but it's probly around 8738 hockey pucks
Ragabash1
Must be OP's mother.
Chewy506
You know it. Her name is Wynonna.
Galfronon
That's dam impressive.
Chewy506
I also just noticed that you can see the Sportsnet notification on the top of the screenshot. I am indeed listening to a game. Damn Bettman and his regional blackouts
FirmMolases
That’s pretty dam wide
charondaboatman
Hey. Convert that to washing machines, please. Dam Canadians.
Chewy506
182 3/8 washing machines
VibratingNipples
so 3 meters?
YourLatinLover
“The world’s largest beaver…”
CosplayComet
Chewy506
Hahaha.
J3lek
Damn
OhIfIMust
I read that as "Honkey rinks" at first. It still works, I guess.
Chewy506
I'm picturing skating line dancers, and hay bales?
CosplayComet
I'm not sure how this post could be more Canadian...
HamSlamwich
Pour syrup on it.
CosplayComet
Theeeeere it is
Chewy506
It could be made of hockey sticks and timbits, but realistically, it couldn't be.
solrev
OhIfIMust
RetrogradeLlama
How many bananas is that?
bobdickgus
About 4210 Cavendish bananas.
boredomboredomboredom
at least 3
Chewy506
At least.
ifounditunderthere
We talkin' long wise, or short side?
davegur
Or corner to cor…oh, uh…never mind.
ontarioOT
A rink is 61 m long by 26 m wide (200 X 85 feet).
So for 800 m, it would be 13 rinks lengthwise.
eppykaze
Yes
ifounditunderthere
Hmm... interesting indeed then!
Chewy506
That's a good question. The article says 800m, so I would guess long wise? I love hockey, and skated for years, but have absolutely no concept of space, or length, so I could be wrong.
Theniyaal
An NHL-sized ice surface is 85 feet wide.
ifounditunderthere
So... almost dead nuts half mile? Interesting...
Sanzanna
Who hates the metric system now!
mrbadxampl
I dunno... the beavers?
Chewy506
Oh. You don't even want to know how we measure things. We claim to be metric, but not if it's height, weight, (imperial) or distance (time)
VendyMoviePrincess
As a Canadian framer, gimme dem inches.
Chewy506
Hahaha
OddlyPacific
I’ve got an inch for you!
caledric
Braggart