Loopdeloops
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Oh, this is your car? Like I give a shit!
Jun 12, 2016 2:28 AM
Loopdeloops
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MrCurramba
"you're still coming to work aren't you?"
batemada
Gota love old videos of New Zealand
GTA3Fan
This Tremors remake is lacking.
chrisat928
Cut me off again motherfucker!
OneColdGorilla
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrhhwcyvWE1qd150io6_250.gif
jchavezq
Anger problems...
atomicspud
I like how everyone is like "Yup, that'll happen."
kab00dle
TO THE TOP WITH YOU! +1
chooseday
I wonder if they're insured for a seal humping their vehicles.
SherMattLockSmith
I like how everyone is like "yup, i'll just let that happen" cause ant nobody gonna try and stop it.
MrStrabismus
Fuck you!...and fuck you!...and fuck you!...and fuck you!...
Lulabel73
They're probably still talking about this in New Zealand :)
angelfixer
We are not! Haven't seen that series of number plates for ~20 years though, that's worth discussing
Lulabel73
Well that explains the mullet!
dmay1210
I thought it was a giant balloon seal. Wow..
irritabletom
Futurama taught me about these creatures.
was821
I didn't realize how big they were
theitinerantnaturalist
And this guy is only a teenager
bfur
FOR MOTHER NATURE!!
punkinface
That car got the seal of approval. . . I'll see myself out.
tbird23662002
Hello insurance company, you are not going to believe this.
OldButtStillFat
Elephant Seal: GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF MY TERRITORY!
leonaquilla
It's the seal's truck now.
casperdaghost
Kick him in the............well, .........if you can find them..................
jaudio23
ThatGuyWhoDrawsStuff
He hit it so hard it turned red.
TheBritishAreComing
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpT1u2lFkXs
isthistheirownbrandofsunglasses
You deserve points
fantittytastic
Warranty void if seal is broken
Framtonm
HAHAHA! Nice!
theitinerantnaturalist
This is actually small for an elephant seal....
Cavemango
Try claim insurance on that. "Yes operator I swear my car was damaged when a seal tried to win mating rights on the foreshore".
JarJarDrinks
"Uhm, State Farm? My policy covers elephant seal damage, right"?
ErwinFletcher
Me...with my wife last night
aleister94
CLEAN UP!
Venasaurus
I'm sorry
5e7en
Who is the car?
AzureDoom
Yes
HeckuvaEngineer
I was the old man watching ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fantapantsmcfatty
What's it trying to achieve?
nclu
Maintain humping. Assert dominance.
drhook
Destroying the patriarchy
OscarHa
climax?
yavamosportuputahamburgesa
coitus, i reckon. *tabacker chaw spit*
IFUCKEVERYTHING
*passes xxx jug*
satansmells
climax
fantapantsmcfatty
Life goals
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Testing the suspension
WreckGar
A successful career in custom auto body work
BearInTimber
thinks they're dead so its trying to preform CPR. "Breathe damn it Breathe!!!!!"
Rivalyn
Dominance
metaspy
beat the competition, get laid
fantapantsmcfatty
Interesting...
theitinerantnaturalist
Too young for thjs
Labracadabradorable
I knew Elephant Seals got big, but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Drathe
And he's still fairly young. Not a true Beachmaster yet.
Renstery
Doesn't it just make you wanna ride one into battle?
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Yeah. Through the water.
azrailx
Wait till you see how fast they can move, especially when chasing down sex
MarishkaGinny
I had no idea! I've only ever seen them in documentaries, which always seem to be sans banana.
cardboardisdelicious
They're not called elephant seals for nothing. It's because they're part of the seal family.
Higure
There are three (plus one extinct) families of seal, not one. Walrusses are in their own, then there are the eared seals and the true seals.
Thatsoundtinabelchermakes
+1 you made me chuckle
attackSACHEL
That thing is fucking enormous
ednalady
But what is it?!?!
MadCat221
A bull elephant seal, I think.
theitinerantnaturalist
Actually this is a juvenile elephant seal. Bulls are even larger
idontenglishsorry
so fucking big it hast three animals name in its own name, damn
MadCat221
"Bull" and "Cow" are gender identifiers, not animal species names. Like "Stallion" and "Mare".
idontenglishsorry
let me live in my dream god damn it
captainfuckingobvious
Hey its Humphrey. He used to show up in my town and fight cars as well. We still have a wooden statue of him at the beach
shadepixie
For realsies??
SherMattLockSmith
No. Humphrey was a sea elephant in the 1980's, the average life span of a sea elephant is ~14 years, so this is not him.
captainfuckingobvious
That's why I said used to. He did die some time ago, and yes this is Humphrey
someguyfromnz
Nope. It's Homer. Found in Gisborne, NZ.
someguyfromnz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7KsXwO6Ymw
captainfuckingobvious
Really? How many psychotic elephant seals have we had here?