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Cat tax. The lady Luna and Ricky Spanish
Ravenbreaker
I always feel the need to say it when I see the picture... Do not flush Paper towel. It doesnt break down like TP and will clog up systems
ivyquinn87
Upvote for Ricky Spanish.
robboscouse10
Official cop hat.
3nd3rwiggin
Every time I see the Clifford one I laugh.
assmaster4000
doyoufeelit
I lol'd. But surely they're not all lies. Kids say ridiculous things.
tighthead01
As a former US Coast Guard Quartermaster I have an uncomfortable familiarity with #23. Don't judge, it gets boring in the bridge at night.
Ferlin7
But the pointy leg thing is a compass. The protracted looks like a semicircular ruler.
tighthead01
*ON the bridge (before I get "corrected")
wolfgolf13
+1 for Ricky Spanish
sheenathequeen4ever
Had to send the ghost one to my gay son ???????????? yup, I’m that cool Mom
AdognamedSneeze
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cerpintaxt475
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Who decided taking pictures was appropriate and just let that fucking bird coat itself in chocolate .
Lfa3
Because it's CGI. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c
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fucken hell.
leovinitoano
Ricky spaaaanish
HungryPumpkn
If you ignore #10 it would probably look something like this https://imgur.com/VePmW5z
themadprofessor
The pot brownie dog is bullshit. That much chocolate would have killed the dog.
abeyoye
Made me laugh
Extracheese94
#33 S̶i̶m̶p̶s̶o̶n̶s̶ South Park already did it!
TomAceTwooo
Great dump - #31 is particularly hilarious and accurate.
CrazyGuyOnABike
Clifford fucking launches a cat might be my favorite image on the internet.
fartytowels
My eyes are welling up because I'm in a boring conference and can't laugh audibly... this is amazing
Arvandor
Mine too! It's the second time I've seen it and it still cracks me up.
JamieSmyth
25 minutes? It takes me a whole afternoon to shave my legs!
Vegonbrei
Taaake my hand
zmbbb
Always upvote MetallicA!
Mechwarrior719
Off to never never land.
SolarPolarBear
No, that's not my hand
MechanizedAttackPidgeon
sirwigglebottom
#28 I always knew Remus was two babies in a coat
snufflepuffle
I always worry about whether or not that cockatiel in the fountain can breathe.
PraiseTalos
Cheebo for president
tajashal
Isn't the pointy leg man called a compass? I thought protractors were those semicircle rulers.
dweadpiewitwobbits
No no no a compass has a needle.
SirBaldrick
Yeah but they are generally used together especially when plotting a course
djsdkdjsk
yeah, i was all confused then decided a protractor was one of them
MrPietorian
HOLY SHIT I JUST UNDERSTOOD THE HAIR EXTENSIONS COMIC SHE WAS JUST FUCKING WITH HIM!
LIfe15
#1 wait wha. (RIPS TOOTH OUT)
3nd3rwiggin
Dad, you tell the same joke every time...
TomAceTwooo
#42 is awful... pot is not good at all for dogs. They can be seriously ill. As a regular pot smoker, I always make sure it's NEVER in reach
Starwars2thewrathofhan
@op, sorry your sick!
paulthecat01
Thanks!
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Is it the stomach bug? I puked for like 5 mins straight last night and accidentally lost all bowel control in my kitchen earlier. Good times
paulthecat01
Thank god. But no it isn’t. I get chronic migraines they make me a little pukey
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Trade yah?
paulthecat01
I would take a day of shitting my pants in the kitchen over a lifetime of extremely painful and inconvenient migraines for sureeee
cbk329
#18 got me : )
CassandraCurieux
It does not take 25 minutes to shave your legs.
GarroshDidNothingWrong
Do you just swipe the razor over your legs or do you not shave em at all? Hell ya it takes 25 minutes
CassandraCurieux
Maybe it's because I'm short? My legs are not long. Takes me 13 and a half minutes tops
GarroshDidNothingWrong
Ah, that makes sense. I've got really long legs, so that's probably why it takes me so long. A lot of girls have long legs, so we just 1/2
GarroshDidNothingWrong
2/2 pretty much summarize that it's 25 minutes
ProfessorDumbledoge
Can someone explain #18?
RandomHorribleDumbSobStory
She has short hair, so by getting extensions it makes it appear that a long amount of time has elapsed.she wants him to think he was inacoma
JPRiddles
She got hair extensions and tried to make her husband believe two years had passed while he'd been asleep. Hence why she'd have long hair.
Doctorfatherson
Because got all long n shit
CumsInPies
Nice and concise
FourGreenFields
She pretendet he was in a coma for two years. The increased hair-length made that more believable.
djentleman14
Extended her hair to look as if it had grown 2 years so he would believe her practical joke