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Rule number one: always trust Centari
Poison counters: nobody's safe.
SavageDrums
#13 This is a bit from Two Broke Girls. Weird that someone drew it with different characters when the images exist out in the wild.
lpooptoomuch
#9 first you must dry the wets, then wet the drys, then dry the wets.
squirrelgirl86
#2 my dad said "here, hold this" and dropped a daddy longlegs into my hands when I was 7 fucking years old. He thought it was hilarious until the day he died.
PiercedViking
#19 What about the orangutan, though?
idrinkcheapbeer
#10 reminds me of the Dungeons and Dragons toys I had as a kid. I definitely had the Fortress of Fangs playset.
Zetor
#9 Thanks, I hate it.
arpitp
Apparently so did the guy making it
DemSumBigAssRidges
#9 That hurt my god damned chest!
SirSpiffyDijelos
#7 I noticed that people have been complaining that the US leaders behavior is similar. Maybe that can be removed too?
panta3
#2 personally I'd assume it's a frog/toad, this is how frog/toads are transfered usually
"Come outside, hold out your hands"
"what is it?"
"Just hold out your hands" toad, 9 times out of 10
TheVaal
#1 At the Machu Pikachu?
littlemerk
I'll never get over Machu Pikachu.
HashMaster9k
Zammurkele
Yeah, they love guinea pigs in Peru. https://www.eatperu.com/eating-cuy-guinea-pig-peruvian-delicacy/
PhurbuMukpodom
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcXpna2gwd3lmeDJxY2ZsMG5veDdzMjFtcmVjczYwdHV1MnB5czM5byZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OK0y2d1m7ZLAfbcdKW/giphy.mp4
vakler
#2 Because I'm 33 and the last time I helped my brother work on his truck and held my hand out for a socket — he dropped a grasshopper in it instead. And it's neither the first nor the last time he'll do that to me 🥲
ADDGirl
#2 I was half asleep after a night shift and my toddler tried to hand me a bug. Years later if he tries to hand me something I still ask to make sure it's not a bug.
IUpvoteFuturama
#7 Jawohl Mein kettle
DaDudeAbides
#1
nomadengineer
#19 "We do not discuss the orangutan!"
MayMayz4DayzYo
#17 Wallace looking ass
butIlikeitbecauseitisbitterandbecauseitismyheart
Me cheeeese
alyssajones123
#14 at work, if I accidentally let something slip through the cracks, I fess up to the client right away.
If I'm the one who finds out co-worker let something fall through the cracks, I totally find a way to cover.
A lot of people are super cool if you just own your fuck ups, and the karens were never going to be happy anyway
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#4 ugh clearly not. If you over shoot the last jump you die on the second panel. You would be just fine on the first
butIlikeitbecauseitisbitterandbecauseitismyheart
Good catch
Dooknugget
#13 this is from 2 broke girls
TheCunningLinguists
#30 In the food service industry, a 'safety meeting' is when the cooks and/or servers are getting high in the alley.
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
and in land surveying
ZzPluralZa
#8 wasuuuuuuup!
prilldomon
#9 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWlhaHMzZ3VzbGh2eDdqZWZvOXE5cnd1OWRlaHBveGpqc24xd3ljaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/uPTp0I1c3sfQs/200w.webp
EllisTomago
That Chinese guy with the clay made me laugh.
TheNonSequiturFairy
I'm slightly disappointed that it wasn't Dickbutt, but I'll take it.
rdmage11
I was fascinated by the process, the ending was perfect. Wild he did the whole thing 3 times.
a2s2020
He’s still waiting for the ghost of Patrick Swayze
jsexton
Dry the wets, wet the drys, dry the wets, etc
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I wish I knew if this was an actual accident or a demo of why you should temper your clay.
wickerandcork
A perfect loop
KumquatKoppa
I don't know why, but i was positive it was going to be some weird food until about halfway through. It was even better.
AllMyPain
I thought he was making soy sauce at first
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#8 before the internet we just yelled Chappelle show quotes at each other
stonetemplefox05
CHARLIE MURPHY!!!
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
FUCK YO COUCH
Neurisko
A lot of movie quotes. "I'll be back" etc.
Fanner50
#2 BS…I worked with many people, both men and women whom I gave candy. I would hold my hand out, they would put their palm up and I would drop in the candy. No fear of bugs.
IceWeaselX
Yeah, the guy who posted that might just be giving off untrustworthy vibes. I've gone up to girls who had zero reason to trust me to hand them something unseen, and they stuck their hands out to receive it. A note, a dropped item, or whatever.
Ironically, as a kid, I had a fascination with bugs that put everyone at risk of being handed one. But I grew out of that.
eppykaze
#8 Deez Nuts is at least a bad pun, 6,7 is meaningless without the context
YoureWaifuAShit
6, 7 has no context. there is no deeper meaning. it is an anti meme
kublaikhan
domer
0RocketCat0
False. The children do not know what the context is. They just like saying it. It is entirely meaningless.
bloobiebloob
#6 Thanks for this, Foxy, I've been looking for it since the first time I came across it. Now it is safe in my computer clutches.
truthader
What is it from? Is there more?
bloobiebloob
I'm not sure on either point. I could never find anything. Sorry.
truthader
No worries. Thanks for responding.
bloobiebloob
Of course.
KMakyra
Tagging @bloobiebloob as well. It looks like it's called Betty and the Beast.
truthader
Wowie! Thanks!
bloobiebloob
Thanks for including me, @KMakyra.
KMakyra
I gotchu. :)