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Nothing like a good stretch when you first wake up in the morning
Nov 9, 2020 4:07 PM
CsabaSovak
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Iwishbettywhitewaspresident
Yup. My daughter did that too of course she was still in the womb at the time.
Trashpanda12
I have a 5 month old and now I want another one. Thanks.
AnOceanOfStars
You can feel the "NNNNGGGNMMMMMMMMMMH!"
KevinTranNow
The Blue Steel is strong with this one.
dudedude09
Aw poor little thing
spintler
Flooferdoof
Stretchy lil’ puddin’
benjwolf04
My brovaries just burst so aggressively I think in bleeding internally
Dzingara
That’s a period. You’ll be fine next week.
BrightestNight
No creaks, pops, grunts, pulled muscles. Oh, and milk straight from the source! (But formula is good, too. Not knocking women that don't).
manmadecxn0
All my kids hated being swaddled
Manbehindthemadness
Imagine plugging a brain that big into a bullshit body, no wonder they cry all the time.
UsernameTom
Fart
SnarlyTangles
Enjoy it while you can kid. At my age that move will throw your back out.
TupacAintDead
Aaaaaaannddd.....poop!
CableGuyLover
The baby was swaddled, so probably wasn't able to raise its arms for some time.
imabigasstree
Thats 1/2 the pimt of swaddling. Babies are bendy and can get into some really damaging position when they sleep as they start getting biger
EllenLRipley
That's the purpose, to "prevent" the moro reflex. It keeps some babies from falling asleep...
ntreal123
Time to go to work, poops
OverzealousDude
DryPoo
Actually. It's really important
DryPoo
I am free! Wooo!
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I'm impressed this is not top comment
QQforU
Are you less impressed now?
PowerfulHamster
I remember the first time my oldest saw her baby sister stretch she said “she stretches like people!” We still laugh about it.
dizzydont
I remember my baby doing this ??? she’s going to be 20 in a few months it went so fast
peoplecalltheromanstheygothehouse
I want another one now dammit....... Wife!! Come here and be impregnated!!!
SQLisnoteveryone
???? come here and be impregnated......I love this outburst!
Kilsta
Nah, son. I like babies I can hold and give back.
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
I also choose this guy's wife
Notalizardinahumansuit
But shes not dead
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
I'm patient
hodaddelvecchio
Adorbs!
KoalaOnTheJuice
Totes.
HelaSisterOfThor
Ooooh, big stretchies!!!!
dhalta
I want a spawn of my own
TatanyaTanatia
My lil girl is 6mo now... she's still suuuuper cute in the morning, but SHE'S GETTING SO BIG, GUYS. I CAN'T STOP IT! HALP!
ZoidbergIsGreat
My kid is 4 months and he's turning into a solid unit. That itty bitty baby stage is so brief and you hardly remember bits of it afterwards
TatanyaTanatia
Yes. My lil Luna mastered crawling and is pulling herself up to stand against things already. I'm proud, but i miss the lil squishy baby
pygmypufftrampstamp
a year from now you'll be amazed she was this small
InnocentValley
That's the strangest thing. Mine are almost a year from now old and they used to be so tiiinyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Kunitsu
mine is 9 now almost 10, and i still sit somedays and wonder wtf happened... she used to sit in her sling on my back and steal french fries
Kunitsu
now shes playing on computers, learning to ride a bike and tryin to tell me how to use the internet LOL
Randersuarus
My son is five and he's 3'11" ): I want my small, sweet little baby back
LapsedMennonite
My leetle gorl is 5 days old. Almost as expressive. #hearteyes
LateNightBunnyParty
Congratulations!
LapsedMennonite
Thanks! We did a local birth center with a midwife. My wife did super well for a first timer. I got to help with the whole thing. Surreal...
LateNightBunnyParty
That's awesome! Kids are a blast! Things to always remember: 1. YOU are the parent. Don't let them run you over. 2. Don't be afraid to do /
LateNightBunnyParty
silly things. 3. It really and truly does fly by faster than you can imagine. Cherish every moment. Take too many photos.
LapsedMennonite
Thanks for the advice. I guess a thing to add would be to admit when I’m wrong and make things right
Chambuhs
Congratulations! My little boy will be here in 8 days ?
LapsedMennonite
Best wishes!
tarataqa
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Lowland
Why do they burritofy the babies
aFadingMemory
It's called swaddling. It's comforting and helps keep them from jerking themselves awake with baby reflexes.
Lowland
Ok thanks
TheobromineAddict
Is swaddling still a thing?
AlceCosmico
Oh heck yes. It was the only thing that got my son to sleep at night
Carrickin
Yup. Source: my 2 week old.
aFadingMemory
Yep! It works amazingly well, I've never heard of a downside.
Derfin
Our midwife told it was often done too tight in the past and that could lead to complications. With some common sense it is safe, however.
Kunitsu
i like some of the new swaddle blankets they came out with, helps keep you from doing it too tight or it coming apart to easily
terramarkov
Ugh not for us, our son was like houdini no matter how tightly we swaddled him. He'd scream bloody murder too...
ZoidbergIsGreat
Yup. Generally up to about 3 months. The startle reflex wakes them right up otherwise
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Yes, it’s comforting to most newborns as it reminds them of the safety of the womb. Also helps prevent the startle reflex waking them up.
SoggyFarts
Also, baby fingernails are sharp AF. Prevents accidental self-scratching.
Kunitsu
yeah, trimming baby nails isnt easy when they wiggle so much!
Harryteeters
"Goooood stretch!" -every single time my cat stretches
mistisunshine
I say “streeeeetch a mile”
Pottsofgold
That’s a mandatory statement in our house
hyolith
We could never swaddle our kids. They wouldn't have it. They would fight and scream until the escaped.
DoomNet
Same here with my son. No matter the swaddling technique we used he would kick out of it.
grobesviech
A nurse at the hospital wanted to show us the benefits of swaddling but LO would have none of that ..no wonder, the way he kicked my insides
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Mine won’t use these things, I have to use a large square cloth, and even then she sometimes escapes.
aFadingMemory
Never was a fan of purpose made swaddle blankets either. The standard hospital blanket they send home works great.
aFadingMemory
This isn't directed at you, but a lot of parents are afraid to go too tight when they swaddle. My wife always made me do it cuz she was.
cpiderman
I. Want. To. Hold. The. Baby!
idontcareifthesundontshine
IM TAKING REX'S LUNCH!
youreathing
Breathtaking.
boblives
RedTailedHawk
I will name him George. And I will pet him and hold him, and love him and squeeze him.
cpiderman
I mean... Yeah.
spadinaaa
Hold Me. I'm a baby now as I've stopped identifying as an adult.
cpiderman
I... Would need to confirm the legal ramifications of this action
spadinaaa
Lmfao. That sounded a lot more innocent in my head. But I see your point
cpiderman
I mean if we're talking innocence? I'm down.
spadinaaa
Innocent enough. I'll be drinking. Lol